WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Mario, just smash it. Coins will come out!

Where is hillbilly fuck on the fuck radar? Is it more or less? Just trying to gauge for my own future use of the expression.

Look at you out here teasing everyone. Just giving us a taste of the nipple leaving us wanting more. So close yet so far.

Boys, boys, boys. I’d either like to hear the story of the shit you got into or salute your teammates / fraternity brothers for ignoring modern outcries and continuing with rookie hazing.

Like fireworks? Like hidden jokes about getting f*cked? Then boy do I have the store for you!

Ignoring the fact you have a pet deer, have you ever been to Walmart? This would be the last place I’d take my deer. That’s like tying your lasagna up for safe keeping in my mouth. It’s gonna get got.

Not sure if I’m more concerned with the idea of something blowing out to cause that hole or something going in to cause it.

Looking like Grimace took to pimpin’ and you are his #1 .

You look like someone trying to shoplift from a weave store.

Are you airing out dirty laundry if you’re not wearing any?

At least he’s a man of his word.

Some characters on Sesame Street live a hard life and don’t age well when they move away.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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4 Comments
robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
September 14, 2019 10:49 am

It’s been just to hot for a tie lately.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 14, 2019 12:21 pm

Democratic party freaks of the week (and all the weeks that follow):
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SeeBee
SeeBee
September 14, 2019 7:10 pm

I used to believe many of these photos were photoshopped, staged and hyper-exaggerated. A way to denigrate a successful American business. I recently visited a Walmart. Unfortunately, not so.

Elpidio Corona, Asshole
Elpidio Corona, Asshole
  SeeBee
September 15, 2019 2:37 pm

Are you a recent immigrant?