All Democrats Drop Out Of Presidential Race Since The World Is Ending From Climate Change And There’s No Point

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—The recent U.N. conference on climate change and especially the words of 16-year-old activist Greta Thunberg have had a profound impact on the Democratic presidential candidates, so much so that they are now turning words into action and dropping out of the presidential race since they now think there’s no point to it.

“We’re all going to die, so why am I wasting my time on this?!” cried Cory Booker as he collapsed to his knees. “There’s nothing we can do!”

“Why am I fighting for abortion on demand at 39 weeks when we’re all going to die anyway?!” screamed Elizabeth Warren. “It’s all pointless! All my plans are pointless!”

“Here I was worrying about billionaires when it’s the sun that’s my enemy!” yelled Bernie Sanders as he shook his fist at the sun. “I should have taxed the sun!”

The only Democrat not dropping out is Joe Biden, who seemed to not quite understand what’s going on, only remarking, “Yep. Climate stuff is pretty bad,” before going into a long story about his rival Corn Pop.

President Trump also seemed unfazed by it all. “So the planet is warming a bit. Who cares?” he said. “We got A/C. Losers.”

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 3, 2019 7:52 pm

Nearly everything that has been touted as a serious issue from the left generally is exposed as a government wealth extraction program nothing more . Since many on the left want 16 year old adolescent teenage children to vote obviously if they heed Greta’s canary in the coal mine warning they will stop driving cars using lights and all fossil fueled energy devices ! Move as close to the equator as possible and return to a subsistence level of survival .
No pesky modern consciences . Boil water in a bamboo stalk and pray you don’t get a laundry list of illnesses now showing up in that leftist utopia Commiefornia
Where lepersy is being found among homeless !
I can here them crying for refrigeration and clean safe water now . Fuckem !

Vote Harder
Vote Harder
October 3, 2019 8:35 pm

THE THREE STOOGES: Democrat’s 2020 Strategy to Defeat Trump

“If Pelosi can’t do it, they’ll send in Warren.
If Warren falls down, they’ll bring in Clinton.”
— Intelligence Analyst & Former U.S. Military Officer

First there’s Plan A. Nancy Pelosi is their secret weapon during the impeachment phase. The only reason why she would even allow an impeachment hearing is because she was ordered to by her Deep State masters. And, they promised her the presidency should she successfully usher to the process to the Senate. This stealthy conspiracy to shoehorn Pelosi into the Oval Office has been on the drawing board since the 2016 Election Day. As follows:

Plan B is Elizabeth Warren. He stance against predatory capitalism has a lot of adherents. And, she right about most of those issues such as “eternal economic growth” will some day doom this race of humanity. When justaposed to Donald Trump, the stark contrast will make people choose between communism and capitalism. If TPTB crash the markets before the election, Warren’s there girl. Should her candidacy get no traction with the nation electorate, Warren will be dumped by the DNC similar to cheating Bernie in 2016.

Plan C is the backup of back-up plans. Even the DNC wretches at the prospect of another Hillary Clinton candidacy. However, if all else fails they will have no choice but to hold their noses and hope that Clinton can stay on her feet, stay out of the hospital, and stay away from those coughing fits. Even then Clinton will have to stay far from deeply insulting half of the American people prior to the November 3, 2019. She will also need to stay away from highly damaging WikiLeaks exposés like this one:

Conclusion

The Democrats will do whatever is necessary to win and/or steal the 2020 election. And we do mean ANYTHING!

Therefore, the Right cannot be careful enough. The Alt Right media is already being pummeled to death by Big Tech and Big Social Media. And, they can expect much more of the same until Election Day.

Given what’s truly at stake with this POTUS contest, everyone knows that whoever wins the White House will not vacate it in 4 years even if they are not re-elected.

The Democrat Party has gone full-blown communist. Team Trump has also been under unrelenting siege. Hence, the Trump Republicans know that a Democrat POTUS will establish a totalitarian state ruled by hardened communists and bolsheviks, and run by hardcore socialists and cultural marxists.

THE THREE WITCHES: Democrat’s 2020 Strategy to Overthrow Trump

mark
mark
  Vote Harder
October 4, 2019 12:44 am

Vote Harder,

Here is another ‘State of the Nation’ link with a view point that TRUNEWS has also come out with as far as what is going on within the various Game of Throne Crime Families in relation to Trump, the Bushes and their consigliere Barr, what happened at Poppy’s funeral, and why Trump accepted Barr as AG.

I believe the Luciferian Banksters (AKA the Deep State) are going to Pop the Everything bubble before the 2020 election. I’m prepping according.

Besides all the traditional prep, I believe it is wise to have money you have to have in a Bank transferred to a Credit Union or small Community Bank, as the Too Big To Fail Banksters are going to use the Bail In components of Frank Dodd Obama signed – to screw the 99% after the POP and the Great Reset happens.

You will become a Bank shareholder, your money becoming Bank stock, you will be the last in line to be paid ‘your now bank stock’ back/out, and it will be revalued to whatever the hair cut is – that is needed to keep them solvent at your expense.

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I may add ‘Prep Harder’ to my TBP handle…without any sarc!

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
October 4, 2019 11:15 am

The title of this article is just good old common sense. I so look forward to this site’s weekend “funnies.” It’s just like when I was a kid I would dig through the paper looking for the funny papers.

Two if by sea, Three if from within thee
Two if by sea, Three if from within thee
October 4, 2019 12:58 pm

Time for a Talking Heads tune…