California Mandates All American Flags Have Stars Of Anti-LGBTQ States Removed

Via The Babylon Bee

SACRAMENTO, CA—The California State Legislature passed a law today which requires every American flag in the state to have the stars representing anti-LGBTQ states removed. Governor Gavin Newsom signed the bill in rainbow ink this morning and then blew a kiss to the CNN camera in front of him.

The law requires the removal of 11 stars. The stars of Alabama, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, and Texas are to be removed no later than November 1, 2019.

The State of California said it would not stop at 11, either. Several states — including neighboring Arizona — have been added to a watchlist put together by the LGBTQ Awareness Committee. Rumors suggested the committee was fully prepared to remove all stars besides California’s if need be.

“We have a lot of work to do in this state,” said Speaker of the Assembly Anthony Rendon. “It starts with protecting the LGBTQ community. Nobody wants to look up at our beautiful Capitol and see the stars of bigotry. Heck, does anyone even want to see those thirteen stripes?”

Rendon is correct about the stripes. The thirteen stripes represent the bigotry of the original thirteen colonies. When the colonies declared independence from Great Britain in 1776, it was only a matter of time before the LGBTQ community would feel the wrath of right-wing extremism. Possibly, the time has come to get rid of the flag entirely. In the meantime, California continues to progress toward equality for all.

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13 Comments
James
James
October 18, 2019 5:26 pm

I read without looking 1st for the Bee,really do see this happening soon and will not be craziest/silliest thing to happen recently!

Retired
Retired
October 18, 2019 7:42 pm

I was thinking the other day of removing the stars that represent California, New Jersey, Illinois, etc., for hating normal white people. These foolish libs, always putting on their best virtue signaling, reminds me of Donald Sutherland pretending to be an army General in “The Dirty Dozen,” when he says, “Very pretty! But can they fight?”

John
John
October 18, 2019 8:09 pm

What does Ohio have to do to prove to Kommifornia that it is worthy of having its star removed. Gay marriage is prohibited by the sovereign state Ohio Constitution and is therefore not valid regardless of an out-of-control US Supreme Court.

RS
RS
October 19, 2019 12:47 am

This is a violation of the US code, you can’t change a national flag.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  RS
October 19, 2019 1:58 am

Satire – (noun) A literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn.

Example: The Babylon Bee

Moron – (noun) A person who is considered foolish or stupid with borderline intelligence having a mental age of 7 to 12 years and an IQ of 50 to 69.

Example: RS

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 19, 2019 1:24 am

Now we are certain that all that homeless shit on the streets of California cities is finally taking a final toll on the last shred sanity that may have been clinging to some hope of reality to return to the liberal left skulls of mush . It is never going to happen !

musket
musket
October 19, 2019 6:26 am

Dude….don’t give them any more ideas…..they are repugnant enough as they are!

Reluctant Warrior
Reluctant Warrior
October 19, 2019 6:55 am

Let me suggest that in most of the rest of the country we remove one star, representing California, from all flags. Is this for real or is it satire?

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 19, 2019 8:41 am

The big earthquake will be coming soon, and a lot of problems will be solved on the west coast.

Sir Padre
Sir Padre
October 19, 2019 8:55 am

In a surprising response, 11 States have voted to change the color of the stars representing LGBT “supportive” States to Red to indicate their submission to Communism. There’s also a sub-clause requirement that all registered Democrats must get a “Hammer and Sickle” tattooed on their foreheads as a “public safety” measure. lol

Fruits&Nuts
Fruits&Nuts
October 19, 2019 10:43 am

Im retired and had a 30 day rv trip scheduled to California for November, i just cancelled. I wont EVER set foot in this state and my money will go to Florida and Texas instead. I graduated high school in Sunnyvale, CA, it was an awesome place back in the 70’s. Now its just full of hatefull radicals. What goes around comes around, hope you morons enjoy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 21, 2019 5:34 pm

Please God, San Andres, now!