NEW YORK, NY—The country has been faced with a severe shortage of Democratic candidates. With only 5,762 candidates left to choose from, Democrats were beginning to worry they might not be able to find the worst possible candidate to challenge Donald Trump.
The crisis came to a breaking point last week when Beto O’Rourke dropped out of the race, leaving the number of Democratic candidates at dangerously low levels.
Thankfully, billionaire Michael Bloomberg has stepped up to the plate, solving the crisis by entering the race.
“We’re saved!” said one relieved voter in Ohio. “I was starting to worry that we’d have fewer than a thousand candidates left eventually.”
Experts have warned that if we don’t replenish the supply of Democratic candidates, the primary won’t be as fun because there won’t be as many wacky characters to make fun of. “Please, if you feel inclined to volunteer, run for president so we can keep this circus going.”
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Bloomberg, Biden and Sanders:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfcZnShOA3s
Just what we need, another godam joo in government.
His role will be to propose the theft of any and all monies still in the hands of the citizens, while also proposing the banning of every freedom that has not already been captured by the proposals of the others.
When you look at the differences between the Liberal establishment and the Conservative establishment, there don’t seem to be many real ones. Both are open border advocates, both are pushing the unhinged communist fantasy of racial equality, both push acceptance of sexual deviance of all stripes as a core value, both are ‘anti-fascist’ which is to say both are genocidally anti-white. The only real difference between them is which group of wealthy Jews is writing the checks and calling the shots.
It’s really looks more like just an internal Jewish struggle between two communist factions than anything else – with the neo-Bolsheviks on one side and the neo-Mensheviks on the other, once again fighting over who gets to run the communist state both groups are working to create.