U.S.—A new study found that most people would rather be annihilated by a giant tidal wave caused by climate change than continue to be lectured by climate change activists.
Study participants were given the option of having the earth flooded by massive tidal waves or listening to virtue-signaling, smarmy lectures by environmentalists for the next decade. Over 87% of respondents selected, “Bring on the tidal wave.” A few people said they’d rather take the lectures, but after hearing a few minutes of the lectures, quickly changed their minds. Several respondents rushed straight to the ocean, arms outstretched, and asked the sea to take us all.
“Come, sweet death,” one man scrawled on the survey response form after hearing just 30 seconds of a Greta Thunberg lecture. “O, sweet release that ends my suffering on this mortal plane! Embrace me in your salty arms, great wave of destiny.”
“Honestly, between Greta and the climate change, I’ll take the climate change,” said one man in Minnesota. “Heck, it’s Minnesota, don’t ya know. We could use a little warming. But even if it turns out to be catastrophic — I’ll take the tidal wave.”
Fires, floods, earthquakes, volcanoes, and bees also polled higher than the activists.
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I’ll add “climate change activists and vegans” to the title. Because I’m tired of their bullshit too.
I think they may have figured out what is going on here:
https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2019/12/11/new-study-reveals-oral-contraceptives-shrink-womens-brains/
Explains a lot, really.
It is NOT a “lecture.”
It is a harangue; and an excruciatingly shrill one. Enough to make the ears bleed.
While a tidal wave would do the job my personal favorite is the extremely large asteroid that I manage to catch on the way down! Failing to win the lottery with an asteroid at least in MT I can count on a lethal interaction with an angry Grizz, Mountain Lion, or hungry Sasquatch.
This is Ilhan Omar’s 16 year old daughter’s Twitter account:
I wouldn’t normally draw attention to a child, but she seeks attention. It’s basically a compilation of every left-wing belief there is. She doesn’t say much about “abortion rights” (abortion being frowned upon in most of the Islamic world), but the politicians she supports (like Bernie Sanders) are obviously “pro-choice”. I love (sarc) this tweet: “teaching my peers about why capitalism is bad and actually convincing them”.
Either she’s never seen this picture:
or she thinks she’d prefer a country without “capitalism” and, accordingly, without electricity.
For that, she could always move to the country of her parents’ birth.
She also doesn’t say much about her non-famous parent – her dad, who her mom walked out on to take up with her white, married, presumably non-Muslim (until now at least) campaign manager.
Why not let the climate hoaxers get swept away by the tidal wave?
Climate change activists are overwhelmingly either young (which means intrinsically ignorant), those who pander to the young (Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Retarded Joe Biden) and maybe some fakers who are in it for the pussy. They actually think that their opinion (as facile as it is) should count more than that of older folks because older people aren’t going to live to see the ravages of climate change. The truth is that people who can remember the weather from 50+ years ago can tell you it’s the EXACT GODDAMN SAME, and they’ve also seen a greater number of con artists and social psychoses, so they have a better sense of when they’re being conned.
Al Gore’s stupid movie – an Inconvenient Truth – came out 13 years ago. It predicted that oceans could rise as much as 20 feet “in the near future”. It showed Florida largely under water. Fast-forward 13 years and any rise is imperceptible. Now he and Obama own beachfront houses. It’s a fucking con! And young people are too credulous to know they’re being had.
Remember this classic:
A bunch of little girls lecturing Feinstein. For all her flaws, she knows entire universes of things they don’t. That’s how aging works. You may get a little slower, and you may not be able to open a Snapchat account or make a tiktok, but you know shit because you’ve lived it. I thought young people and libs had extra respect for those non-white aboriginal peoples whose cultures venerate their elders. I guess some old shaman in New Guinea is a font of wisdom, but anyone over 30 in the West deserves to be pushed in front of a train.
Wondering how many of that “bunch of little girls” are ripe for continuing their education in one of the Pakistani madrassas?
A killer tidal wave? Oh, my dream. I’m a surfer and I want to go out with a bang.
This retarded kid is a walking abortion gone bad.
Their ass holery is difficult to see.
Have you seen the latest commercial from that idiot Tom Steyer? Not only is he pushing term limits (something the president cannot unilaterally mandate), he is also pushing to address climate change. But what is most hilarious, is at the end of his commercial, the “bullet points” are:
Universal Health Care
END CLIMATE CHANGE
Fair Economy
END climate change. So he’s apparently running for “god” now. Good to know.
I guess he has a pill like Prozac or something for the climate so that it feels nothing and never changes. No highs or lows, no winter or summer, spring, or fall. Just blah 75F all the time….forever. What an idiot. Sadly, bullshit, empty slogans win elections.
Dis nigga be off the mofo chain…
Hear hear!
Known as anti-Greta: