WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the Democrats move ever closer to impeaching President Trump, over seven hundred clowns have signed a letter in support of an impeachment trial. These experts in wacky mischief and broad humor say in the letter that the impeachment trial should be “wacky fun for all ages.”
“It’ll be craaaazy!” said Bonkers, a spokesperson for the Clowns.
Republicans have tried to suggest the letter is partisan in nature. “It would be nothing to wave a letter around a university and find seven hundred hyper-partisan academics willing to sign anything against Trump,” said Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnel. “I’m not sure a clown college would be any different.”
Bonkers dismissed the partisan concern. “We just wrote this letter because we think it’s going to be a fun show for everyone!” Bonkers went on to describe how the spectacle will involve politicians — a subset of clowns — all scrunching their faces and saying how serious things are, a gag sure to draw laughter from the audience watching at home. “We just want joy for everyone!” said Bonkers. “Bring on the impeachment trial!”
President Trump has condemned the letter, though. “I’m scared of nothing,” he said. “In addition to that, I’m scared of clowns.”
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I’m all for the impeachment and trial. call those witnesses, get that under-oath testimony, do discovery, find out how far all this corruption goes with the left. it’ll be a hoot to watch them trying to backtrack and explain it all away.
So THAT’S why clowns wear red balls on their noses: to conceal the size and the hook.
A large portion of the american public have little or no knowledge of domestic or world history much less american foreign policy.
So these impeachment hearings are causing them cognitive dissonance.
One thing for sure is the democrats are causing the sleeping public to wake up and look at the flies swarming around their heads.
Whatever comes out of this one thing is for sure…. times are a changing and many comfort zones are going to be disrupted.
The fight is between two factions of elites that have different ideas for the future of our country.
President Trump came into office to disrupt the status quo and expose the creatures in the swamp. So far he has done a good job of it. Now the swamp creatures want his hide.
And impeachment is their tool.
What is sad about this is we the american people are irrelevant in this fight between two criminal factions of the ruling elite. This is the world we live in; and have always lived in.
But be of good cheer. Remember the 91st Psalm. He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
Which sounds way more like totalitarianism than a constitutional republic.
Clowns are funny like a fart in an overcrowded elevator. And equally repulsive. Except rodeo clowns. Rodeo clowns are cool.
and brave!