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Though the shirt has been removed from their site (or sold out), Urban Outfitters got into hot water this weekend for this stained and damaged “vintage” Kent State sweater. The historically-minded among you will recognize Kent State as the site of a Vietnam War protest in 1970 that ended with the police shooting of four student protesters.

Urban Outfitters claims that the item’s appearance is due to aging, stains, and miscoloration, though obviously it looks more than a little like the violent aftermath of the protest itself. Their official statement on the sweater doesn’t help their case much:

TL;DR: Company known for ripping off art designs, pandering to bratty youths, and doing attention-grabbing things to gain publicity among other attention-grabbing bratty youths acts according to form. Carry on.

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388 Comments
nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:12 pm

Serves him right. Always tip your whore.

Donald Schofield
Donald Schofield
  Bob P
December 25, 2019 8:54 pm

know how to make a hormone? Don’t pay her…..(sorry)

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:56 pm

I only asked her for the early bird special.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 5:14 pm

Never fool with a manhole!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 10:28 pm

maintenance hole (in Berkeley)

The Thing in Room 101:
The Thing in Room 101:
  Anonymous
December 21, 2019 6:35 am

But, I’m not in Berkeley, so I guess it is really a manhole-in-one.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:08 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:20 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:58 pm

Poor bastard was called into the HR the day and fired on the spot.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
December 20, 2019 10:38 pm

you rub his belly, he’ll love you forever, Clark..

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 21, 2019 11:40 am

Why are nurse sharks always flat-chested?

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:50 pm

The owl’s family was aghast that she was seeing a black.

Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 10:25 pm

I thought the owl and the pussycat was just a movie

Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:10 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:59 pm

Four hours later, after a delivery, Yang brought out an order for a patron.

“Whoo awduh da kung pow chicken wif flied lice?”

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Anonymous
December 20, 2019 7:27 pm

Your Pidgeon Engrish is perfect.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:45 pm

Fast food delivery in China .

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:16 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
December 20, 2019 8:00 pm

At least you got her attention, BobP!

Bob P
Bob P
  Yancey_Ward
December 21, 2019 6:54 am

She smiled at me. I’m in!

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:17 pm

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Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
December 20, 2019 8:01 pm

Life lesson learned, I hope.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Yancey_Ward
December 20, 2019 9:32 pm

Decent metaphor for women’s lib. They never learn.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 21, 2019 11:53 am

“Didn’t see that coming”, said the Harvard law professor.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:18 pm

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Pequiste
Pequiste
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:29 pm

Impeachment metaphor.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:20 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 21, 2019 11:59 am

Movie editing 101.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:53 pm

Her ability to handle balls was legendary.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 21, 2019 12:02 pm

She’s better late-night with ping-pong balls.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:17 pm

She left me for him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 6:58 pm

Who wouldn’t

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 21, 2019 1:06 pm

As young up-and-comers, here we have rare footage of Michelle Malkin vs. Bruce Ohr.

A sympathetic Nellie grimaced at ringside.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:57 pm

The quality of government-run mass transit in pretty much every city.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 5:16 pm

Kazakhstan’s first subway. Next up; electricity.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:26 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:03 pm

The Russian version of a Pilates or Zumba workout?
Dah, comrades.
Can I come?
-Nyet!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:18 pm

How does she stand upright with those?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 9:00 pm

Objects in the GIF are smaller than they appear.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
December 20, 2019 8:05 pm

Poor BobP- killed in a savage sledgehammer attack.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:27 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:28 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:58 pm

I’d like to see the interview where he explains what he THOUGHT would happen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
December 20, 2019 4:58 pm

That was years ago.
These days, he’s driving a school bus for a living.
Or, he was.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:32 pm

Gender Studies physics class professor with lab demonstration.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:51 pm

Future Darwin Award winner.

Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
  ELF
December 20, 2019 10:31 pm

TBP noob trying to show how smart he is.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  nkit
December 20, 2019 10:47 pm

i worked in a factory making cable reels 4 several years when i was young–i bet i made a 100,000 of those reels–

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 5:17 pm

Ping kong.

Donald Schofield
Donald Schofield
  Bob P
December 25, 2019 8:59 pm

you have no shame

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:28 pm

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Steve C.
Steve C.
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:44 pm

Well, it’s fresh anyway.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:53 pm

Gas station sushi .

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:35 pm

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Elf
Elf
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:55 pm

I shoulda took a left turn at albakurkey !

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 5:46 pm

It was so obvious they knew it in 1944.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:04 pm

The song has to be “Come on Eileen.” What do I win?

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 4:35 pm

very good, Bob P, but you don’t win squat.

Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 10:36 pm

It’s an old meme, still, surprised you got it.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:36 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:00 pm

Let’s play “hide the stick shift.”

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:01 pm

I’d buy this car for the airbags alone.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 7:38 pm

That’s a pair you WANT to go off in your face. Screw the seatbelt.

Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
  nkit
December 20, 2019 10:54 pm
Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 21, 2019 12:20 pm

I really like my new car air-freshener.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:24 pm

Manual wipers were a popular option on the 1990 Lada.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 20, 2019 9:15 pm

When my wife and I were first married we drove from Tennessee to Indiana this way in an El Camino.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 21, 2019 10:25 am

So, she was back in the bed of the EC, working the manual pull switch?
That’s cold, man.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 21, 2019 11:51 am

“El Camino is Spanish for the Camino” Kelso

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:39 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:01 pm

He got the snow off, he isn’t dead, the ladder is probably fine too. Win, win, win.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 21, 2019 12:25 pm

Didn’t need to use his own building.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 3:57 pm

Huh. Bow ties can be sexy.

Sudsy
Sudsy
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 5:58 pm

Merry Christmas, BP.
Go ahead.
Open it now. We’ll wait.
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Bob P
Bob P
  Sudsy
December 20, 2019 6:25 pm

Thanks! Can’t wait to find out what it is.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 8:11 pm

You know, when you do open it, it will just a be a sweater your Aunt Gladys knitted.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:40 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:07 pm

Ambulance service, under Alexandria Ocrazio Cortex and Bernie Sanders.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
December 20, 2019 4:51 pm

Oops you beat me to the punch, Suds.

S
S
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 6:27 pm

Rarely.
You’re quick.
I presented you with a gift a bit farther upstream.
I didn’t want to wrap her in a bow, but tis the Season,
and we don’t wanna get Admin in hot water now, do we.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:26 pm

Ambulance service in Belarus leaves something to be desired.

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
  nkit
December 20, 2019 8:12 pm

The funny thing is that they were only taking her in as a precaution.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:26 pm

Monkey motorcyclists are a real hazard. It shouldn’t be allowed.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:41 pm

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KaD
KaD
  nkit
December 20, 2019 6:06 pm

The kid was about to fall down a flight of stairs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KaD
December 20, 2019 6:29 pm

Good catch, K.
I thought it was evil cat, but that makes kitty a prevention guard, vs. a first responder.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 20, 2019 7:35 pm

That cat would be dead within minutes of my seeing my kid in that situation.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:43 pm

Ladies, don’t listen. Bob really is up for a good time. Look up my phone number in your nearest public washroom.

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:43 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 20, 2019 8:19 pm

Sorry , the cell phone just killed the mood .

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:43 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 21, 2019 1:14 pm

10% of an aure showing.
Just a peek.
Just a tease.
Didn’t break the NBN rule.
Regyoolahs will unnerstand.
Ola!

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
December 21, 2019 1:32 pm

I’m calling birthmark on this

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:46 pm

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Suds repeat
Suds repeat
December 20, 2019 3:46 pm

It’s been unusually cold up here the last few days, where we live.

Howling winds.

Sub-zero temperatures.

Everything is freezing.

It has really taken a mental toll on my wife.

Yesterday, I found her standing in front of the kitchen sink window,
just staring blankly through it, not saying a word.

I’m worried about her.

If it gets any colder,

I might have to let her back inside.
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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds repeat
December 20, 2019 4:30 pm

My wife is like this in bed.

Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
Cat fight at the transgender tavern (EC)
  Bob P
December 20, 2019 10:43 pm

That’s not what they say about Sharon.

Mix
Mix
  Suds repeat
December 21, 2019 12:39 pm

She’s a total “frigid” bitch!

nkit
nkit
December 20, 2019 3:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 20, 2019 4:03 pm

Bonus points.