Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”
Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.
The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.
Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.
Michael Smith of Maine just wanted to warn some local contractors to get off his property on a Tuesday morning. But after the workers mistook his gun tattoo for the real deal the police were at his house with armed backup in the driveway. Another friendly reminder to think about your tattoo choices, folks.
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Too bad the bows are purely decorative.
As far as you’re concerned, so is she.
Friday Fail pickup artist.
It only takes one weed brownie to forget how slides work.
“Stay dead still”.
There’s one rabbit hole I want to go down.
That is why you see people hosing out the insides of cars sometimes.
After seeing this I will never trust an emoticon to drive.
Hold my beer and watch this!
Way to go, honey . . . you missed.
Hillary, November 9th 2016.
And in 2020.
Greta Thunberg can’t shoot hoops either !
The kid invited her in and offered to take her coat.
C’mon in, Aunt Becky. I’ve been dreaming about this.
I don’t ever want to see your aunt Becky at our Thanksgiving dinner again.
Fine, dear, I’ll go to her place.
Grandma and the Skeleton are the best tag team in wrestling.
What Obama does now that he’s retired .
What he did when in office.
What he’s done , pretty much his whole life !
It’s all he knows.
Okay, which one of you little bastards decapitated your mother?
Oh, my God, Flounder!
Oh my God, Gwynneth Paltrow!
Gwynneth is blonde you moron, what are you, blind?
Leave the humor to the professionals, dude.
It’s the old blind man and fish monger joke, stupid. Leave the snide comments to the professionals.
She has obviously never seen an eel that long before .
Looks like a trouser trout to me.
Smell familiar?
Damnit, they are always fooling me!
But where have her fingers been?
You really don’t want to know .
Birdie!
Keen I pway wif it !
The last thing seen by tiger shit.
Varooom Varoom Run niga niga niga niga
Yeah, we love old vinyl.
But where’s the sub-woofer? Under the table, silly.
Groovy baby.
Good boy! Now fetch me her panties.
When your dog catches you padding your statistics.
Skynet created some devious Terminators.
The David Copperfield of the dog world .
You didn’t tell me to wet the dog before I measured him.
A room with a view.
Skynet created some devious Terminators!
Sometimes pussy is not all it’s cracked up to be.
EC- You should know….. 🙂
Let me give you a hand, miss.
Then let me give you a dick, miss.
Star Spangled Boobies…….
It’s sunset, time to lower the flag.
God bless the USA!
Nice!
You are doing God’s work nkit.
Odin is pleased!
To the tune of David Bowie’s ” Lets Dance “.
Oh good, the dog doesn’t look like it got hurt.
Poor dog.
Why’s uncle Dave missing a finger?
That’s just mean.
No , that’s just playing with your dog .
And they love it !
Any interaction with their ” people ” ( other than violent abuse )
is fine by them .
She’ll be impossible to please after this.
They are never pleased. It’s all fake, just like the moonshot.
Are you a Flat Earther too (EC) ?
I’m a troll – although not a good one.
Wrong package.
This is why Rats will rule the world ,
long after we’re gone .
Pretty girls can turn us into morons.
Still worth it for the look up her dress.
You don’t have far to go, Yance.
Hey, you little shit, don’t kick my car!
That little boy will make a fine man.
Looks like a master piece in progress.
Titled Unfinished Business.
Coitus Interruptus?
Lost Condom?
Where’s Paula?
Shhhhhhh. Looks like a mater bait in progress, maybe.
EC-Coitus Interuptus….good one! Title could be “risky business” at your age. Paula is way more than you can handle.
Any woman is more than I can handle. It’s purely academic at this point.
Sheer beauty.
I feel dirty. May I join you?
aqua gaposious
Hah! Caption That.
“Lil’ Yapper dog reacts to a big dog regyoolah,
after a verbal growl reprimand.”
What’s that scripture verse about the desciples are to
shake the dust from their feet, if their message is rejected?
Static discharge.
I read that right after you die you go through a tunnel with a bright light at the end, and that’s heaven.
BobP, be careful with this one.
I’ll take out my six shooter, and I’ll be fine.
Skynet created some devious Terminators.
Democrat frog for sure !
Frogtard.
Guess he misses his mother.
Archeologist discovers petrified body of Miley Cyrus in the distant future. Decides to see what all the fuss was about.
Well that’s one way to find a rattlesnake nest.
Amen Brother !
Sex with a cougar.
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See , this is what’ll happen to you kids
if you hang out around the bar too much .
That’s another example gif of a newbie trying to follow a platform BDR, and keep up.
Hillary, November 8th 2016.
Gentleman in training.
Toxic masculinity
Definitely will NOT score tonight !
not with her anyway.
she’ll forgive him b the time of their 10 year class reunion–
I doubt it .
Foxy redhead!
I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to be done.
On the bright side, he had until hunting season to recover.
I couldn’t enjoy that one.
Tell that to your car insurance company.