Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”
Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.
The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.
Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.
Michael Smith of Maine just wanted to warn some local contractors to get off his property on a Tuesday morning. But after the workers mistook his gun tattoo for the real deal the police were at his house with armed backup in the driveway. Another friendly reminder to think about your tattoo choices, folks.
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This photo is proof that I’m a dirty old man.
Hell, I didn’t even notice the car for the first few seconds.
What car?
Sorry Frog…didn’t see your comment…great minds stare alike.
What car?
We know- you took the photograph.
Me too, youth is surely wasted on the young
I thought those were hot cross buns! But hell, I’m old!
Even the mirror on the car is bent over taking a peek
But she’s got a bug on her vajajay.
They laughed till he drove his bed out of the home and over the cliff. Then only Bob laughed.
Bushfire sighting at a national park…
Suds- Jessica Rabbit goes park ranger……….very nice.
Bea, reds seem to be irresistible by some who scan FF.
Figured I’d put a pic up of one with a smokin bod
right out of the gate this afternoon.
Jessica, I’ll give you two bits to show me your burning bush.
I will play paddy cake with her!
The burning question….does the carpet match the drapes? Yute wants to kno.
Hardwood floor…..
I love Spunow! It tastes so doog!
Hey, darling. I’m a flat earther. May I fondle your globes?
Check it out…FLAT EARTH SINGLES
https://flatearthsingles.com/
Is that your woman,BB?
I had a flat chested GF at one time. After that, I hit on any woman with big tits no matter how ugly she was. Tit lives matter.
Her tits aren’t firm, at least they’re large!!
I met a guy with Acup for a last name. I told him I used to be married to an Acup.
He asked me what her first name was.
“Oh, that wasn’t her name.”
He was amused.
In a small town near me there was a tire shop, the owner had a quirky sense of humor.
On his moveable-letter sign he once posted:
“Girls are like Rocks
You Skip the Flat Ones”
Can’t take Llpoh anywhere!
So THAT’S why the Left thinks this country is run by Nazis; we open the borders and have all those mexicans gas the kikes.
So what’s wrong with that? I’m confused.
One of her ancestors definitely fucked a whale.
No, just went down on it…
Love it TC !
I just love it !
I think you mean Sand Niggers TC.
Hey , I calls it like I sees it .
Wogs begin at Calais.
I think Hillary is a natural to play Gollum.
The Democratic gene pool is definitely yellow.
It’s also so shallow, you could stand up in it, and your feet wouldn’t even be damp…
and shallow too!
The first-known photo of Bernie, circa 1938.
I still like last weeks funny
about him combing his hair with a balloon .
The very definition of redundant.
Image
Playing tops sure has changed since I was young; I approve.
I would definitely take her for a spin.
Phonetard.
Slingshot Thongtwat. That’ll highlight Jo’s camel toe.
Atomic wedgie.
Funny, I heard they dont make ball bearings anywhere in the US anymore.
Hot mic!
Ok, I got that one!
What a waste- that was a perfectly good bike.
Another Quadriplegic !
Then again , we all got away with this when we were young ,
it’s when you get old that it bites you .
Bob racing home to Mrs. P, after bird dogging the
FF eye candy on the PC at work.
Yup, that’s me at the wheel typing this response.
Be nice, call before coming home early.
The only way I’d come home early is if my mistress kicks me out.
You said those stains were because you were thinking of me at work. I used to kiss them while I was washing your underwear. I feel so dirty now.
Never kiss the brown stains, woman.
You wear your best shit stained shorts to a tryst? Must be serious, I’m draining the coffee can piggy bank. There’s Alpo in the microwave.
Real life Frogger.
After he changes his tire he has to change his shorts !
That girl is usually me and the float is the girl desperately trying to get away.
Yancey, I never pictured your ass so attractive.
She looks like my ex-GF. Apparently, she hasn’t gotten over me. Poor gal, hate to see her so unhappy.
Prank dog.
Payback’s a bitch !
Hillary’s brownies are all the rage in Washington.
Ditto, for Cheech Marin’s brownies in L.A. / Hollywood.
Poor bastard- Lennon doesn’t realize the Woke Police will come for him over this.
Mothers like this prove the white race is not endangered no matter what the Marxists do.
Mom & Infant pic is Pure Beauty.
White Mom and equally White baby is Pure Beauty.
(FIFY).
Were you a Gerber baby, Joey?
That baby is going to be BobP in 64 years.
In my imagination, I’m there right now.
One of the more beautiful pictures I have yet seen on this or any other site in a long time.
Miss, can I put something in your purse?
Anything you want, Yancey, as long as you start with five-hundred bucks.
Naah , looks too much like AoC .
Don’t take this as a complaint, Nkit, but you are pushing the envelope with this one.
One of our sources has an audio video up this month,
expressing surprise that a talented temptress didn’t get electrocuted, while cooing and kissing a studio microphone.
Careful, Yance, nkit is a sensitive artiste. The slightest criticism and we could lose these gifs. Let’s just put up with them, ok?
132 spanks later, time to move on.
T-rex porn! I missed you nkit.
Bang a Gone.
It’s bang a gong. Leave the song references to the professionals.
A rex tion