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41 Comments
M G
M G
January 20, 2020 4:22 pm

A beaver gets distracted easily.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  M G
January 20, 2020 4:24 pm

This would have been better as a caption contest.

(EC)
(EC)
  Just Thinking
January 20, 2020 4:39 pm

Stop with the beaver jokes.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 5:09 pm

You missed it.

It’s either ‘know’ or ‘now knows’.

You’re slipping EC. I might need to find someone else to help me with mi baad spilling…

(EC)
(EC)
  Steve C.
January 20, 2020 5:21 pm

Let’s just re-frame that sentence:

When you were looking for a lady but ended up playing footsie with a truck stop floozy for 7 hours and now Paula is Delta Dawn.

Send apologies to my email: [email protected]

Paula
Paula
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 5:51 pm

stop picking on kaptain kangaroo

(EC)
(EC)
  Paula
January 20, 2020 6:31 pm

He tried to make me look stoopid, something I do well all by my lonesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tvEvBUG8mY

TS
TS
  Steve C.
January 20, 2020 6:35 pm

Of course, if you put a comma thus – and now, 9/11…
Somewhat stilted but plausible.

BL
BL
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 6:47 pm

EC- What do you have against beavers?

(EC)
(EC)
  BL
January 20, 2020 8:58 pm

Unfortunately, nothing.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  M G
January 20, 2020 5:07 pm

A beaver gets distracted easily.

None of the one’s I ever licked…

(EC)
(EC)
  Steve C.
January 20, 2020 5:23 pm

C’mon, beavers are undefeatable – they take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.

Paula
Paula
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 5:54 pm

beaner beavers maybe because beaner beavers got big nasty teeth

(EC)
(EC)
  Paula
January 20, 2020 6:32 pm

I tried to kill one with my tool once and nope, no worky.

TS
TS
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 6:37 pm

Should’ve used a 2×4. Works with racoons.

(EC)
(EC)
  TS
January 20, 2020 9:09 pm

Sarge said, fight with what you got. I had a handful.

TS
TS
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 6:33 pm

Ermine Connoisseur –
So you might say indefatigable.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  (EC)
January 21, 2020 9:13 pm

They do take a lickin’ but keep on stinkin’. Then the fun begins…

Paula
Paula
  Steve C.
January 20, 2020 5:52 pm

kaptain oh my kaptain!

did mags tell you i was in the navy

TS
TS
  Paula
January 20, 2020 6:24 pm

Squid pro quo.
Spent several years riding the waves.

(EC)
(EC)
  TS
January 20, 2020 6:37 pm

Riiiight. Uh-huh.

Gilbert suggests there’s some basis to the belief that the Royal Navy’s traditions consisted of “rum, sodomy, and the lash” (a witticism often misattributed to Winston Churchill).

TS
TS
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 6:41 pm

Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service.
Before they were actually sailors.

(EC)
(EC)
  TS
January 20, 2020 9:01 pm
Paula
Paula
  (EC)
January 21, 2020 12:09 pm

ewe
that is her kid back there behind her nasty ass
she has a flat bony ass like mags

Paula
Paula
  TS
January 21, 2020 12:11 pm

some folks just like to ride the waves

nice to meet you, sailor

nkit
nkit
  (EC)
January 20, 2020 9:31 pm

Does Sullivan agree with Gilbert?

TS
TS
  nkit
January 20, 2020 10:21 pm

[youtube

(EC)
(EC)
  Paula
January 20, 2020 6:33 pm

I’m embarrassed to repeat what we all heard. I can imagine what you heard about us. Let’s just start fresh.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Paula
January 20, 2020 6:39 pm

Paula, my little mermaid.

Maybe we could meet up at the Y

(Hey, everybody’s good at something…)

(EC)
(EC)
  Steve C.
January 20, 2020 9:05 pm

That’s embarrassing, Steve, but maybe I will use that line someday…

Jerry
Jerry
January 20, 2020 4:29 pm

Leave it to the Beaver! After a hard day at the dam, looking for cute pelt…….

M G
M G
  Jerry
January 20, 2020 5:11 pm

I did have to skin one of my rabbits (since it got dead by retriever) last week, but I’m not supposed to plop dead animal images on here without fair warning.

Consider that a warning.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  M G
January 20, 2020 6:43 pm

Nice Beaver!

He mustta stopped by TBP Magoo only to find out that the earf is flat on top of 9/11 was a inside job.

I like my wabbit fried with milk gravy and hot biscuits, be right over. (BL)

Apple
Apple
January 20, 2020 4:53 pm

Funny because its true. And epstein didnt kill himself.

Ingsoc
Ingsoc
January 20, 2020 6:51 pm

Just when I was about to have an orgasm, I suddenly realized that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Ingsoc
January 20, 2020 7:19 pm

Ingsoc: Damn, I hate it when that happens….

(EC)
(EC)
  Mygirl....Maybe
January 20, 2020 9:06 pm

Bldg 7 ain’t gonna blow itself.
It takes a beaver – Hillary Clinton

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 20, 2020 8:12 pm

Funny I don’t care who you are

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 20, 2020 10:04 pm

It didn’t take 7 hours of distracted browsing to know the government’s story was a complete and total lie. Even the 9-11 Commission said in their report that everyone from the White House likely lied to them.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 20, 2020 10:07 pm

What do you mean no Afghanis or Iraqis had anything to do with 9-11?
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