Submitted by EC
A viral pandemic has arrived to your country which is predicted to kill fifteen percent of the population – approximately 50 million people, how do you react?
a. Get right with your Savior of choice.
b. Send goodbye letters to all your friends. When you realize that is two people, send them to friends of friends and then post inexplicably dreary comments on TBP.
c. Tweet about the acquittal and rub noses of liberal acquaintances in the ugly truth that they wasted months on impeachment instead of addressing the plague festering in China.
d. Join an online debate about the possibility of there being an actual real-life hell and realize you are already in it.
e. Argue that the holocaust cost more lives than the current pandemic and then engage in a debate about the holocaust hoax.
f. Search online for evacuation centers reserved for ‘whites only’ and quickly tribe up with a few blacks or Mexicans, just in case.
g. Explain to everyone who knows you read TBP that you never wished for a pandemic or a plague, just a well-place meteor the size of Congress.
h. Stock up on weapons and survival supplies and invite your own version of Ruby Ridge.
i. Other (please provide brief, or not, response.)
The point of my qotd was that I wanted to ask people how they would spend their last days if they knew they only had 30 days left on this plane?
How would they make them count?
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just a well-place meteor the size of Congress.
Change to just a well-place meteor on Congress.
FIFY
He is not as grammatically gifted as he would have you believe. It should have been well-placed. Mexicans have problems with tense.
The time left on this “plane?” Brilliant, Me Hoe.
Magoo- This IS a plane. What do you think it is, in other words, what would you have said?
I would have said “planet” and by saying “plane” it makes it a dimensional issue, not a geographical one.
In my assessment, BL… but I’m an Ozark sophisticate, not a Kentucky Cracker.
It’s “Cracka”.
it be cracker in is owiganal form,it started in rural fla–
Well, in Kentucky the moon shines over the mountains in gallon jugs and nobody can spell a damn thing so they can’t even spell wip.
Thank you. I knew it was “cracker.”
I downvoted you because you ain’t be usin the Snoop Dog ghetto spellcheck app.
Only nig nogs use that word. How’s yus think theys sayin it? Pronounce’n and sheeit?
Mags- This reply will be waaaay down the page but, not only dimensional but also consciousness. It is not out of order to say,”plane”.
Not out of order at all! Clever… because it not only offers the idea of a different dimension, as in “meeting on the same plane of reference” but also suggests flat, which brings it up without doing so.
Very clever coyote.
MG- Not clever enough to get a flat Earf shitfest started, but it’s never too late to throw the first punch. 🙂
well i don’t know about punching bags, but from what i see there are a lot of fine minds here duped by the flat earth government psy ops
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/earth-is-flat-as-a-pita-the-israelis-who-push-the-ultimate-conspiracy-theory-1.5448036
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/15213269.2019.1669461
even the data proves people who believe flat earth are stupid
am hoping one of the smart folks here not brainwashed by the flatearth psyops picks up on the fact flatearth is an ongoing jewish conspiracy
One of the two managers of the Israeli flat earth Facebook group is a 37-year-old musician named Idan (not his real name). The small and closed Facebook group was not designed to convince believers. In effect it’s the headquarters of those who spread the word. Before entering the page you have to answer three questions that test your adherence to the theory. I apparently failed with the question: “The world is ___ ,” when I answered “nice,” and I was not permitted to enter the group.
I arrived at the subject via YouTube, from films that jumped out at me,” says Idan. “I’ve been researching the subject for two years. It was hard at the time to seek and find the main things. Since then there are large quantities of information and studies from all the fields.”
Why is the Israeli Facebook page so closed?
“It’s a group for people who describe themselves as ‘flatters.’ It’s not a group for arguments, there’s no entry for trolls or people who come to make you angry, but it’s for people who have internalized the subject and share information to advance it. At first we admitted everyone, but then people asked stupid questions and made more of a mess than they brought any benefit.
Good grief, Boomer! You need to learn what the formatting buttons do.
Oh, and Flat Earth is a theory whose time has come, according to EC, so there!
Whether the earth is flat or round, makes no difference to my life.
Ozark sophisticate, Heh.
– Where were you last night?
– I am here with you.
– You just got home an hour ago!
– Aw, honey, you know I have problems with tense. Are you talking about right now?
i asked your wife and she said you haven’t been tense for years
try viagra
Heck no. Do you know that shit causes blindness? They also don’t advertise that Vicodin causes deafness.
You left of lmnop and xyz.
Seriously, I pick…
B
E
F and
H
Actually, I think the multiple choice questions are better with a lot more than three or four options.
And, I will probably pick them all. I’ve only replied to a few commenters, waiting to see what El Conqueso has to say to some of the replies.
Of course you do, you like spicey Messicans.
Oh, no! I liked the Cuban and the other red rope dated the Puerto Rican, but neither one of us had anything to do with Pedro, their friend, who was a Mexican.
We may have been slumming, but we had our standards. I call the Cuban a beaner, but he really claim(s) to be Castillian Spanish, whatever that means.
Oh, and he and I were just crewdogs and drinking buddies, if you ever meet my husband.
You left out the most important part, it’s chile conqueso.
A
J: snowmobile, play with dog, fuck alot, visit family, use alot of cocaine allowing me to stay awake to max out pleasure in my remaining time
So you’d snowmobile to your family while high on cocaine and fuck their dog?
In a perfect world
with a goodlooking dog
Some dogs look better than others depending on how much blow you sniffed.
Is EC a goodlooking dog? He seems to be an intelligent and sensitive sort.
Are you a boy or girl Apple?
Not that it matters. EC isn’t picky.
Like I’m gonna give a shit about stupid letters and dumb, ‘what would you do’ nonsense with a viral pandemic happening. Please, get real here. It’s time to run around waving your arms while screaming and setting your hair on fire. Anything else is just silly.
No, mygirl, el conqueso’s question was what would YOU do if you knew you had the virus and you had 30 days to live.
What would you do with those thirty days?
I think his questions are thoughtful, when you consider them in that light.
But, I agree… just because it is a pandemic is no reason to do any of it, except as precautionary. But, if you were dying of it?
If I were dying of a pandemic? You mean if I was infected with a deadly virus that made me cough up blood and stuff? Well, between bouts of bloody spews I’d probably head to Vegas and look for the Trashcanman.
OMG! For you! Trashcanman!
Grandma Moses? Was that her name?
Mother Abagail. Nope, if I’m dying I want to go out in a magnificent nuclear blast….none of that sweet noble gentle crap….KABOOM and that’s all folks…..
When in trouble
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and Shout
None of the above, Apple Fritter. In my spare moments I daydream about the super bowl using rubber chickens instead of a football.
Re-read the book “Alive”,read when I was 8,give me inspiration for the coming feast!
Red sauce or vinegar based?
Slaw and hush puppies wid sweet tea.
You’re not in hell yet, hell is coming! Read A Solzhenitsyn ch3 book 1 Interrogation
I’m with Donkey.
However, I would add to “c”. Tell all of your progressive “friends” to remain calm, all is well. Their government is sending someone to help them.
Quietly wonder off, smiling.
wander
Fifteen million people could die in the US and I still might not even know any of them!
Yeah, ok. That was 8.5 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
That’s what she said.
and then she started calling him 8.5 second sponge bob
is me paula but my comment dropped for some reason
8.5 second sponge bob!!!
I’d make sure to use all my Chick Fila gift certificates ASAP!! Don’t wanna get stuck holding the bag on that one!!
I saw an ad in the back of guideposts for a service that would feed your pets if you were raptured.
Seriously.
What if your pets get raptured and you’re left here??
Well, I’m hoping the service will refund my money.
a and f–
however,i plan to be one of the survivors so this will be a good time to cull the left wingers & the fsa so i’ll be stocking up on bb s also–
I’m with TRed, this is a good time to cull out some morans to make for a better country (who would really miss the lefties?).
To answer EC- I would say (B) as EC and Mags are my only friends, and (D) which I came to that conclusion a LOOOOOONG time ago.
You are breaking my heart here, Bea Attitude.
I’m going with; i. Other.
I would simply tell them; “Not one person in America has died from the Coronavirus. But, TEN THOUSAND will die from the flu just this year alone! Why don’t you worry about THAT instead??”
You have no idea how much that song (Seasons in the Sun) impacted me. I was stationed in Greece at the time. I was deeply in love with Cindy — a girl I met three years earlier while working at Sears. We planned to marry. Buuuuut …. while in Greece, she sent me a 35 page ‘Dear John’ letter. It was the most devastating thing to have happened to me (up to that point in time). I would hear that song and cry like a baby.
If I had 30 days to live? I’d hunt down Cindy and kick her in the fuck.
Sorry Stucky,
I hate to have to tell you this but Cindy was the best piece of non brown girl I ever had,but I feel bad that she ditched you.
I told her that all we had was that one weekend at Tiffany’s but she thought that she could convince me to stay in NJ or that I would let move out to LA,wasn’t ever gonna happen,the loco mulatta would have killed us both.
Sorry, Stucky but Seasons in the Sun was about the gayest pop song of the 70’s.
Try Radar Love or Thumin a Ride.
Correction: Hitching a Ride
Gotta disagree with you a little bit there, EYS.
It should be, “You’re Breakin’ My Heart”, ‘cuz, you know, she stepped on his ass.
Wide
You are wrong. This is the gayest pop song ever.
hold my beer….
I disapprove of what they did to this wonderful Abba tune.
i don’t think they are in the same category mygirl because while whammo was gay, nobody knew it then
your queens are openly queens
you are comparing peanuts with penises
How about Crimson and Clover?
Silly Coyote, that song’s about fucking. Well… white people fucking anyway. I dunno what color beaner schwanzes turn when engorged with extra blood. Think about it… there’s a crimson colored mushroom popping up in a field of clover (pink)… over & over.
I was 59 before I realized that Magic Carpet Ride was about riding the magic bush so excuse me for missing that important clue about TJ.
Have to agree with that assessment.
I LOVED Cyndi’s style, but the whole Madonna hooplah kind of overshadowed her.
You know who she looked like who was a fad at the time? Pia Zadora. Do you remember her?
(A) for sure, then gather my family close to me to defend our own little Ruby Ridge and her supplies (H).
I also agree with TRed in culling the liberal herd a bit which will be part of (H).
PS – Very good choice of music for the QOTD.
30 days? Why…I would buy the dip, natch.
I. Take some precautions (I’ve noticed Menards has run out of dust masks), but overall, chill with family and friends. It seems that if you get the virus, its a 75% chance it will just be a mild to moderate flu and if your in the 25% percentile, hunker down and pray for your health to be restored. If you live life realistically, you should already know you are not immortal and live each day you are given as a blessing; because, that’s what it is.
Obviously you work on translating captions for anime videos.
https://gab.com/PoisonDartPepe/posts/103603608679871393
I submitted it in Spanish, there’s a lot lost in translation.
i heard you submitted it in texmex jabberwocky
you in the running for king stm?
The comment system fucked the link up. Nice.
http://www.gab.com/PoisonDartPepe/posts/103603608679871393
A love song to all the Boomers from Gen X:
Hope you enjoy your nursing home stay where Mohammed or Juan will be in shortly to change your diaper. You did ‘try’ to run the country, so there’s that in your favor. The Gen Xers are going to just let it burn.
Whatever, Degenerate X
Gen X has to be the most invisible do nothing generation in the history of generational stereotyping.
Don’t blame the boomers, it was Gen X that sat by and let the world crumble
Generation X were too busy having fun to care about the mess baby boomers were making. The general election is our chance to finally stand up
Close
Don’t blame the boomers, it was gen X that sat by and let the world crumble
Generation X were too busy having fun to care about the mess baby boomers were making. The general election is our chance to finally stand up
James Moore
@JimMooreJourno
Saturday 16 November 2019 12:45
dunno if i copied that in right but that’s my reply to vodka
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/baby-boomers-generation-x-millennials-ok-boomer-politics-a9205466.html
“Don’t blame the Boomers, it was Gen X…”
Sure thing. You betcha. Just keep following your self-righteous logic to the end. But someday, reality might ‘hit’ you harder than Mohammed does when you get your diaper changed.
Grow a pair you degenerate Xer. You all had your IPODS with earplugs listening to headbanging bands, or huffing chemicals in warehouses for raves. What a bunch of Rolling Stone groupies who didn’t even have a freaking talent of your own.
“Grow a pair…”
I have a big brass pair that clank together when I walk.
The Sony Walkman cassette player was the norm when I came of age. No iPods yet. It seems like I hit a nerve of some sort. Soon you will meet Mohammed, your new ‘care-giver’ in the Home.
Hope you find the bed you made for yourself comfortable. I’m sure your kids will visit you at least once.
My goodness, Vodka! What kind of a pissing contest did you start over here?
I heard some Ben Wa balls clanking and it was Vodka.
That was almost a nice little shitfest you started there.
Poor little Vodka booboo got a bad case of the ‘its all your fault that I’m a fuck-up’….it’s interesting that he chose Phil Collins’ song cause Phil’s a boomer if ever there was one….wah, wah, wah….
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I just thought that a submission by EC deserved a shitfest in the comment thread, so hold your bladder, Little Girl Maybe.
This is a biker bar. No crying allowed.
Please, this ain’t no biker bar, the real bikers are hard to find these days. Now you have lawyers and accountants wearing fringed leathers and whatnot pretending to be bikers. REAL bikers don’t bother to bathe, deal meth, use meth and would beat you senseless for sport. Know any Bandidos?
how about you? are you in the running for Princess Shit Flinger?
PSF Premenstrual/Postmenstrual Shit Flinger
Either seems especially dangerous
you have some fairly large peanuts
you gotta do better than ‘okay boomer’ limpdick to be in the running for shitflinger around here…
the little girl does better than your degenerated xer ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lroiDk0ugqs
That’s amazing. If you listen without reading it, maybe you can hear “satan” a time or two but if you read while listening, you can hear every single word.
Is that a case of the vision synapses spreading rumors to the audio cilia?
You do not appear to be Boomer the Humanitarian, but a bit of a trouble maker. Are you a friend of EC’s one other (imaginary) friend?
No nursing home for me. I am going to take a road trip to Key West, drink a bottle of the best bourbon I can find and take a swim to Havana.
On land my family owns
There will be a funeral pyre
And Maybe a Livestream of the fire.
Friends, guests gather round
Throwing on another cord
Turning to ash my bones
Watching smoke rise higher.
if only that were legal–a giant,all night bonfire while friends/family sit around telling tampa stories–
“do you remember that time when we were so drunk and …”
Wouldn’t it be great! I am going to look in to it.. we have 40 acres and plenty of wood.
Just need a fire permit… I’d like to do it at cottage overlooking Northumberland Strait.
A fire permit?
This time of year
we don’t need one… but
it would have to be a big fire..
somewhere between 6 and 8 cords
wood and brush with me on top…
a pile as broad as it was 15 feet high
with me soaking in a simple pine box
20 litres of diesel would be about right
Family and Friends gathering at the pyre
Then set it all to light at stroke of midnight.
The flames would then shoot into the sky..
using a Nikon P1000 easily seen
from all the way on Prince Edward Isle
A final statement and a glorious sight..
My Gift annnd you’re welcome
Live Stream it and a final twitter ban an aside
With tons and tonnes of life giving Carbon Dioxide
All sent onto the atmosplain if Saint Farmer is right,
pissing off Greta, Al Gore and all climate alarmists..
Yep it would end with everything alright
I tease my friends when we get on the topic of what we want for our earthly remains. Most want cremation, some want to be buried and me? Well, I go between being cremated and having my ashes dumped from the Goodyear blimp onto a superbowl crowd or else a viking flaming boat on the lake scenario. Best my friends would do for me was an aluminum bass boat with a tiny trolling motor, my tender corpus and a huge pile of cedar and busted up pallets while they stood on shore drinking beer and singing….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNmIqqcUS3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abZlWqVeLzg
think you may be in the running for stucky’s crown if odin decrees
I don’t know, Boomer Sooner or Later, Nova Scotia is Nordic, but is he really on par with Odinson?
Same as ever, EC: Spending time with family and friends while laughing about old times, finding gratitude in the moment, and making future plans.
I would listen to every song this guy wrote and sang.
Baby, I’ve been waiting
I’ve been waiting night and day
I didn’t see the time
Yeah I waited half my life away
There were lots of invitations
And I know you sent me some
But I was waiting
For the miracle, for the miracle to come
[Verse 2]
I know you really loved me
But, you see, my hands were tied
I know it must have hurt you
It must have hurt your pride
To have to stand beneath my window
With your bugle and your drum
And me I’m up there waiting
For the miracle, for the miracle to come
[Verse 3]
Yeah, I don’t believe you’d like it
You wouldn’t like it here
There ain’t no entertainment
And the judgements are severe
The Maestro says it’s Mozart
But it sounds like bubble gum
When you’re waiting
For the miracle, for the miracle to come
[Interlude]
Waiting for the miracle
There’s nothing left to do
I haven’t been this happy
Since the end of World War II
[Chorus]
Nothing left to do
When you know that you’ve been taken
Nothing left to do
When you’re begging for a crumb
Nothing left to do
When you’ve got to go on waiting
Waiting for the miracle to come
[Verse 4]
Yeah I dreamed about you, baby
It was just the other night
Most of you was naked
Ah but some of you was light
The sands of time were falling
From your fingers and your thumb
And you were waiting
For the miracle, for the miracle to come
[Verse 5]
Ah baby, let’s get married
We’ve been alone too long
Let’s be alone together
Let’s see if we’re that strong
Yeah let’s do something crazy
Something absolutely wrong
While we’re waiting
For the miracle, for the miracle to come
[Chorus]
Nothing left to do
When you know you’ve been taken
Nothing left to do
When you’re begging for a crumb
Nothing left to do
When you’ve got to go on waiting
Waiting for the miracle to come
[Verse 7]
When you’ve fallen on the highway
And you’re lying in the rain
And they ask you how you’re doing
Of course you’ll say you can’t complain —
If you’re squeezed for information
That’s when you’ve got to play it dumb:
You just say you’re out there waiting
For the miracle, for the miracle to come
My favorite Leonard Cohen….
I love almost everything he singtalks.
(i)- same as I always do….hold my wife close, visit her mother, then walk down and visit mine. I might run out to my older brother’s and see if he’s heard from the Ancient Aliens.
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <——== I came into this world with nothing, I'm gonna leave with the same, so there's no need to do any packing
Anonymous was me with the Leonard Cohen song.
I would seize a) with all my heart and soul and then, I would start praying for the miracle to come.
And since we already moved here in our own “low key” version of h), the only thing left for me to do would be to act as if every day were my last day on earth.
And every day I would practice the piano accompaniment so that I can accompany Karen singing again.
That’s my family cemetery… I took Granny Fanny a wreath for New Years. If I end up right there behind her, I’ll be just fine for all eternity.
EDITed to prove I’m funnier than ec.
b. I will be here posting dreary shit daily, so you will actually celebrate when I shut the hell up.
c. I don’t Tweet but I’d certainly hope to see Nancy Pelosi dead of the virus before me.
d. see a., which I did immediately, again. Just in case the first redemption expired. (sarc)
e. seriously? people actually believe there were not any jews killed because they were jews?
f. why do you think I’ve been schmoozing with you all these years, beaner? If we have to retreat to Texas, we are gonna need someone to vouch for us with the Native and Original Texans. (I’m tribed up and so are you, Me Hoe! I am a DAR and I can track my roots back to some real snooty snoots. I got one of them Crests in my family tree, but we preferred unfluoridated toothpaste.)
g. Everyone who knows I read TBP is a lot of people around here who think, like my husband, that most of you are nuts. And, by association? Me too.
But, my husband gets me and he had his chance to get rid of me already. And didn’t. So, my Nick thinks it is sad Stucky lost the love of his life too.
Because that one day last year when I told him to just hand me the bottle of 60 Norcos and leave the house for a while and he said no in spite of both of us being so angry at one another and both being so sick of my being sick we both said we wished I was dead but he didn’t mean it.
I don’t know if I did. But, I’m committed to making him think I was worth salvaging as long as I can. Even if it is just another 29 days.
Ya know, Leonard Cohen is just another jew fag.
He is a real poet, like Solomon. He was a jew, too.
Was. You yourself will cease to be whatever you imagine yourself to be; Republican, conservative, whatever. There is no white American heaven – it’s just one diverse gathering of righteous souls.
I will be in the piano bar.
With Leonard and Amadeus.
There is none righteous, no, not one.
is why grace is so popular and amazing
That didn’t prevent him from being a good singer. Didn’t prevent Shatner from being the best Shatner ever. It didn’t stop the 3 Stooges from being freaking funny. I’m not big on homos, but if Freddy Mercury were straight, I doubt he would have been half as big as he was. So whatever. FWIW, my heritage hasn’t stopped me from being the best nobody you never met.
shatner is gay?
laughed out loud
Anybody is funnier but nobody matches your spunkiness. Not sure if I would have given you the pills.
Not sure that I would have taken them. Did I hit the hundredbanger?
if i was married to ec i might have
That does not compute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHAo6rEuas
perdón mi amor por el insulto que di
They actually do speak like that in Panama. Mexico is not so formal. That kind of talk is considered ‘cursi’ – corny.
It is effective, though. I felt my knees get all weak and shit.
think this is the little redhead?
A gentleman does not discuss those things.
Wiley C….
I disagree with the first three words, but you’re spot on about that little chicklette
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—-==
15 handles of Burbon.
? I don’t get it… 15 handles?
A term for half gallon.
Gotcha…
Is that the 1.75 litre bottles I buy at the Class 6 store 10% off in addition to being tax-free?
It was a half gallon before the government got into sizing bottles at the liquor store. When they made the change, my Dad asked me to calculate the cost per oz to see how much it went up by going from 1/2 gal to 1.75 l.
Head to Antarctica, of course.
If I knew I was going to die in 30 days I would drive home as fast as possible.Do everything I could to make sure mom was ok. Find somebody to adopt little BB and then go slap the shit out of a couple liberal family members.
Glad to see you are back Stucky!
Other than briefly considering that d. is a very real possibility, avoiding crowds more than usual, & washing my hands frequently when I do venture out among you humans, not a fucking thing out of the ordinary.
Whoah! is it 15 % or everyone?
15% isn’t so bad. That’s pretty good odds. And, assuming you’re the lucky 85% remainder, you can look forward to a much easier commute to work after it’s over. If I still lived in DC-Deal! In DC, I would be praaaaaying for a 15% death rate. Traffic would be so much better with 15% absent. It wouldn’t take an hour to go 10 miles anymore.
No, you are gonna DIE. The 15% is a red herring. You got it gilbert, so you might as well give sullivan the bad news.
Don’t count your chickens before they croak.
My baseline estimate is to be ready for a 3 month+ lockdown. That’s a reasonable minimum. My goal would be to stay on lockdown for at least two weeks after the last reported case. I’m prepared for that, at a minimum, and I figure we could stay on lockdown for longer, if necessary. I got a good neighbor I trust who will work with me. I got some other good people nearby I get along with. I even stock some extra shit, just in case someone I know needs a hand. I live in a low population agricultural area that is a food exporter. We grow a lot of staples. The nearest major city is several hours away. 100% of our power needs are generated here from hydropower. We have %<10 minority population. Not too shabby. I think we are set to do quite well.
And if things somehow get worse than that, we're ready to move further out, if necessary. It wouldn't be fun, but we could displace to other locations, if necessary. I keep emergency boxes for that situation. Grab the boxes and off you go.
shared this on another comment thread
Wow… this made me go watch it. spooky…
I wouldn’t change a thing.
Que sera sera.
i think some things would change in such a catastrophe no matter how much you like doris day
oh wait u probably opened for doris once on the road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyWN9-bW9xQ
That was rude but it made me smile. He even opened for Soupy Sales!
Soupy Sales!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KSruUfat6E
Not this long ago (probably), but still. Soupy Sales!
You’re just jealous. Who did you open for, Chunky?
How about Boomer the Chunky Trunk Monkey?
Nope, but I knew an old trombone player from Philly who claims he banged her. More than once.
I would say I was shocked but I’m not. I don’t know what Boomer Esiason up there was implying, but I knew this good looking guy in Texas (not a Mexican or even a Cuban, this guy was a bonafide Urban Cowboy) who claimed that he’d been on a big construction job out in Hollywood one time, met Doris Day in a tavern somewhere near Hollywood Blvd and spent the weekend with her.
He used the term “bang” as well. Que Sera Sera.
He used to tell that story after a few beers during a game of pool. He was probably in his 50s then… I was 20-something. A lot of those rough-necks I hung around with were pretty rough, but I didn’t realize it.
They all looked and acted like every farm boy I’d ever met and most of them treated me like a kid sister.
Our 7th grade math teacher, Mr. Philpot (1/2 Cherokee) said, K Serah Serah.
My old boss (1/2 Norwegian, 1/2 Italian) said, K Seroo Seroo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txe2C1wI1p0
a good flick from 2007 perhaps predictive?
Here’s something I stumbled across and am intrigued. I think you will be as well.
Your questions really made me think about a few things. Not really the “what if” but “what when” and that brought some interesting responses.
Bookmarked for when I am better rested.
Long day.
Maff is hard.
For Kentucky Crackers with two friends.
M G
Are you saying that BL has many friends and is unable to count higher than two? That’s cold MG.
Sorry about your movie, Harley
I go with (g). Brilliant suggestion.
Other than that, except spending as much time with family as possible, not much different. Though I would quit working my job. Why bother if I won’t be here?
However, I would probably be more hopeful that something would change the 30-day outcome. If not, I plan to meet God. I have so many questions for him anyway.