I Loved the Half Time Show, But I’m a Hedonist

Guest Post by Kevin Lynn

I Loved the Half Time Show, But I’m a Hedonist

With the Eagles going down in the playoffs, I was less than enthused about Superbowl 54 and last Sunday chose to skip it altogether. I awoke the next morning to several texts and DMs raving about the halftime show. What was the source of all the brouhaha? It certainly appeared to be much more than a wardrobe malfunction this time around.

I went to YouTube and watched it. Then I watched it again, and again, and again. Then I told two people to watch it; and they told two people, and they told two people … By now I am sure everyone in the world has watched it.

By any measure, it was a heck of a show that J. Lo and Shakira put on. The scantily clad, suggestive, brazen stars and cast danced, strutted and gyrated their way across the stage in what I gathered to be a cross between an old time Vegas stage show and a bacchanalian festival that invited the world to leave their seats and join in.

Great music and great choreography. What was not to like? I liked it! But then, I’m a hedonist. As I will explain, it was hedonistic in the literal sense. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, through a very well planned and executed usage of symbols, it wrapped decadence in a red, black, white, silver and gold shroud of virtue in a sophisticated attempt to rewire traditional virtues and values.

The show opens with Shakira singing her song “She Wolf.” She and her troupe of dancers are clad in red, and there is reason for this, as anyone who graced the rooms a brothel can tell you. The symbolism of red is important and shouldn’t be missed. “Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power and determination, as well as passion, desire and love. Red is a very emotionally intense color. It enhances human metabolism, increases respiration rate and raises blood pressure.” Well, the routine raised my blood pressure. The lyrics shouldn’t be overlooked either:

There’s a she wolf in the closet

Open up and set her free (ahoo)

There’s a she wolf in the closet

Let it out so it can breathe

S-O-S she is in disguise

S-O-S she is in disguise

There’s a she wolf in disguise

Coming out, coming out, coming out

Later in the routine Shakira performs a belly dance routine only this time with her hands bound. Bondage anyone? Well, one should be fit, to be tied, I suppose.

A bit later during her rendition of “I Like It Like That,” she lays herself on the stage in sexually suggestive poses, while rapper Bad Bunny, clad in silver from the shoes on his feet to his earring loomed large over her.

It is interesting that he was in silver, as there is symbology there too and silver will make its appearance again. The color silver is associated with meanings of industrial, sleek, high-tech and modern, as well as ornate, glamourous, graceful, sophisticated and elegant. Silver is a precious metal and, like gold, often symbolizes riches and wealth. So, who is in the power position there? The women in red, or the guy in silver? Sex for money anyone?

Then enter J. Lo looking amazing as she took over center stage grasping a pole belting out “Jenny from the Block.” If J. Lo’s shear physicality weren’t astounding enough, her performance on the pole would have put the best dancer I’d ever seen at a strip club to shame. And she is how old?

So, we have left the brothel, and are now at the strip club. Still with me, America?

At this point J. Lo and her troupe of dancers are wearing mostly black and leather to boot. Black is associated with power, fear, mystery, strength, authority, elegance, formality, death, evil, aggression, authority, rebellion and sophistication. Black is required for all other colors to have depth and variation of hue. The black color is the absence of color. The leather is of course emblematic of sadomasochism or appropriate attire when watching a band doing Village People covers. Well, they did spare us the hoods and dildos. And if there were any question to who is on top, I think J. Lo answered that for us.

Later in her routine J. Lo remounts the pole, only this time clad in silver. Yep, the message here being the stripping paid off and now throngs of dancers clad in white are massing at the base of her pole and at times holding her up while a few have poles of their own.

Let’s talk about the color white. White plays a pivotal role in the show. White is associated with light, goodness, innocence and virginity. It is considered to be the color of perfection. White means safety, purity and cleanliness. As opposed to black, white usually has a positive connotation.

Then enter Emme, J. Lo’s 11-year-old daughter, and things start to get really strange. Emme opens to the camera clad in white, singing from what appears to be a cage, possibly a bird cage, and she is accompanied by other children, also clad in white and in cages.

A camera angle from way above shows the entire stage. At one end are the children illuminated in their cages, and on the other end of the stage is J Lo and the other adult dancers. What appears to be separating them is an illuminated yellow cross on the stage floor. I won’t go into the symbology of the color yellow, but there is a reason buses are often painted yellow with black trim.

The scene then cuts back to Emme singing her song which is entitled “Let’s Get Loud”:

If you want to live your life
Live it all the way and don’t waste it
Every feelin’ every beat
Can be so very sweet you gotta taste it
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say
You gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
You gotta prove it
You gotta mean what you say

Emme is joined in the song by a host of other children like her, clad in white, only on their tops are American flags in sequins, silver sequins.

The children make their way to the main stage where Emme is joined by her mother who approaches her draped in the colors of the American flag. The routine picks up as J. Lo is joined by Shakira now clad in a gold outfit and all the other adult dancers who are now clad in gold.

Gold is significant as it is a precious metal that is associated with wealth, grandeur and prosperity, as well as sparkle, glitz and glamour. So, we have moved from red to black, to silver, to white and then to gold.

There are those who say there was a political message to the halftime show. That it was not so much about showcasing Miami’s Latino culture as it was about promoting diversity and other woke culture themes. And if its intent was to promote diversity, why was Shakira the only Caucasian on stage? Surely there are Caucasians living in Miami! Isn’t it pretty much Cuban culture that makes Miami interesting?

If there were some kind of political subtext, its intent was to mask the didactic message of this exhibition. What was the didactic meaning you ask? What were the creators of the show (either wittingly or unwittingly) attempting to teach us?

Again, I do not believe the subtext was political. Rather it was cultural, ideological in a classic neoliberal context. You see neoliberalism is the unfettered movement of people and wealth across borders so as to maximize profits.

So, the message from America’s elites as portrayed by the halftime show is pretty simple; people of color from across the globe, come to America, surrender your virtues and family values to our special brand of consumerism and you too will achieve the success of your fantasies. Just look at J. Lo and Emme. Don’t you want to be like them?

Tragically, unlike the song, you won’t get to “do it your way.” The machine that keeps our stock markets propped up and the debt and death paradigm going demands fresh meat. And you are here to be milked, until you no longer can be. Then you get to experience the U.S. healthcare system which leads to debt and then the death of a thousand vicissitudes. Well, I suppose it beats seeing your village bombed by Team America. That is unless you are rich like J. Lo!

Am I being some old fuddy duddy who is reading way too much into the whole thing? Quite possibly. For certain, I doubt it was intentional, as creatives like Shakira and J. Lo better than most have a talent for tapping into the zeitgeist and crafting metaphors to describe it. And you can bet the deciders weren’t going to stop this show from rolling right along.

In closing, if this were really to be exhibition of Latin Miami culture where was all that is great about Miami’s Latin culture. The children of Cuban immigrants to America have much higher levels of tertiary education than the native born. They also pretty much run everything in Miami and pretty darn competently too. Why couldn’t that have been on display?

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33 Comments
Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
February 11, 2020 8:46 am

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

Existential Crisis (EC)
Existential Crisis (EC)
  Hardscrabble Farmer
February 11, 2020 10:28 am

Your just batting them baby seals out the park lately, Don Alonso.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Hardscrabble Farmer
February 11, 2020 3:53 pm

Unless it is duct taped to a wall and then it becomes expensive art.

Sceptic Libertarian
Sceptic Libertarian
February 11, 2020 9:18 am

I’m fairly certain that Shakira is not Caucasian.

Existential Crisis (EC)
Existential Crisis (EC)
  Sceptic Libertarian
February 11, 2020 10:22 am

Lebanese/Spanish/Italian, sounds like cauc to me.

Karace
Karace
February 11, 2020 9:24 am

Sorry….That was a Puerto Rico flag J-LOW was draped in. Your “People come to America” theory has a few holes in it.
I did notice children in cages that Obama built. That was weird statement for a super bowl. I thought he was off limits.
The show in general displayed a new culture or our ever changing culture ( or lack there of ).
Not my America, unfortunately.

Tony
Tony
  Karace
February 11, 2020 12:49 pm

Correct, Puerto Rican flag.
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Old Timer
Old Timer
February 11, 2020 9:52 am

I would rather sit and watch paint dry.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Old Timer
February 11, 2020 6:01 pm
It's all about the poon (EC)
It's all about the poon (EC)
February 11, 2020 10:39 am

Shak and J took the job without pay. The payoff is the added fame and glory associated with the halftime show. Of course the naysayers are going to pile on and find hidden messages in the colors and choreography. Even Emilio Estefan phoned in to complain that Gloria was first. Waahhh.

What do you think the Dallas cowboy cheerleaders do exactly? They get the nad juices flowing so that men are primed to fight for the cavernicolar crotch. It’s a primal instinct that soy men of today do not understand. They feel a burning in their bush and run home to mama crying about the bad JLo and Shakira.

It was a show our Poon Grabber in Chief would approve of, I’m sure.

It's all about the poon (EC)
It's all about the poon (EC)
  It's all about the poon (EC)
February 11, 2020 11:20 am

Aw shit, now I will lose sleep wondering what mumsy dynamic duo downvoted my lucid critique.

Ginger
Ginger
  It's all about the poon (EC)
February 11, 2020 1:42 pm

Also understand jennifer is donating one million DVD copies of her movie “Second Act” to the people of her homeland to enjoy, once power is ever restored.

It's all about the JPoon (EC)
It's all about the JPoon (EC)
  Ginger
February 11, 2020 1:59 pm

I’d settle for her used undies, I doubt Corona Virus could penetrate those. Hmm, I hope they aren’t crotchless.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  It's all about the JPoon (EC)
February 11, 2020 3:57 pm

Do you really think she wears panties?

Ginger
Ginger
  TN Patriot
February 11, 2020 5:30 pm

Depends do not leak, so possibly they are effective against penetration.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Ginger
February 11, 2020 5:58 pm

Do you really think she wears Depends? How does A Rod get any?

Ginger
Ginger

Whole lot of Oriental massage therapy joints springing up.
Both literally and figuratively speaking.

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Ginger
February 11, 2020 6:28 pm

How will the virus outbreak affect that supply line?

Ginger
Ginger

Management issues escape me.
But my Chinese sources say lightly salted platypus slow roasted over the coals of an aged bristlecone pine might do the trick. Further study is needed though.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
February 11, 2020 11:56 am

Admin’s trolling us? “Fair and balanced” toward Progressive values?
Showing us how we too can be … “Slouching Toward Gomorrah”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 11, 2020 1:01 pm

J-lo is a female? I thought that was short for Jay Leno. Note to myself; need to buy a TV, I need a real education, now!

It's all about the JPoon (EC)
It's all about the JPoon (EC)
  Anonymous
February 11, 2020 1:41 pm

Ha Ha, moron. She got that moniker from Puff Daddy, one of her many boos. My wife was shocked to lose count on a show highlighting her history. I reminded her of my joke about the old man who said she’d had so many men, it was bound to be his turn some day.

Donkey
Donkey
  It's all about the JPoon (EC)
February 11, 2020 2:04 pm

J Low-Class is a skank.

It's all about the JPoon (EC)
It's all about the JPoon (EC)
  Donkey
February 11, 2020 2:18 pm

They are all skanks, both men and women have to pass the couch test in order to get to where they are. Always, there is incriminating video to keep them in line.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  It's all about the JPoon (EC)
February 11, 2020 3:05 pm

“…it was bound to be his(her) turn some day.” Truer words were never spoken…by Hillary. By the way genius, what is a Puff Daddy?

Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Apocalypse (EC)
  Anonymous
February 11, 2020 3:18 pm

That was P Diddy’s old moniker you moron.

Horst
Horst
February 11, 2020 4:37 pm

The pole scene may be inspired by:
Numbers 21:8-9 (KJV) And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.

grace country pastor
grace country pastor
  Horst
February 12, 2020 12:31 am

Fascinating stuff!

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  grace country pastor
February 12, 2020 4:07 am

Mornin, GCP-

Fascinating stuff !

Isn’t tho?
I was following Dr. Missler and his teachings 15 yrs back or so. Here is a bit of how he laid it out:

“A strange remedy. Why did God employ this peculiar method to provide for their healing and restoration? Prophecy is (strategic) pattern, not simply (tactical) predictions. It would be Jesus Himself who would explain this strange remedy during that evening visit of Nicodemus:”

And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. – John 3:14, 15

In fact, this would occasion the most well-known verse in the Bible:

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. – John 3:16″

He continues:

“This emblem – a brass serpent raised on a pole – is distinctive in that the Lord Jesus Christ personally applied it to Himself. The more you examine it, the stranger it appears: brass was the Levitical symbol of judgment; brass was the metal that was associated with fire (as the brazen altar, etc.). The serpent was symbolic of sin, introduced in the Garden of Eden. This is a strange emblem, indeed, for the Savior of mankind:

For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him. – 2 Corinthians 5:21”

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <<—–== the little 'g' god with many names

And I should paste this on too:

"This incident during Israels wilderness wanderings led to the Greek legends of Aesculapius, the god of healing, who was symbolized as a brass serpent on a pole, or cross. (It is amusing to notice that many medical professionals have adopted the caduceus, which includes two serpents entwined on a staff. What makes this amusing is that this was actually the symbol for Hermes, the god of commerce!)"

https://www.khouse.org/articles/2006/644/

Well, I'm off to follow another one of those 3 hr. documentaries…..BTW, my wife's son has been having real trouble with his chickens, lost the whole flock to disease last yr., and just told her LAST NITE about now he has another sick one he has to isolate…

old white guy
old white guy
February 12, 2020 6:13 am

It was sort of like a strip joint.