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The top two baby names in the African American Community:
1. Karona
2. Kwarentine.
Dewann and the other wan.
That’s so cute. He looks so comfy.
She’s a bitch.
No dice, eh, Blue Balls?
Slough shark…that’s what my relatives call them in The Great White North Dakota.
Right down the carpal tunnel.
“Fail?” Hardly.
“Hey, as long as you’re down there……”
Ten reps of that, and my muscle will gush with happiness.
Ten reps? I think that is called pre-mature.
Bad head.
Talented on two wheels, not so much on two feet.
Almost cool. Neeeeerd!
Welcome to the next part of the 21st century.
Kunstler’s back yard.
A world made by foot.
Back to the Democrat future.
Now would some one pull a can outta my can?
ER Doc: Son I have seen one before, but how did you get four long necks up there at the same time?
Cry for attention much? He said the party is OVER!
Elon Musk
Looks like a halfassed Antifuque.
Note to self; next time, Tesla.
Why can’t the bankers get this kind of comeuppance?
Because working is too hard.
He knocked his lights out.
Kangaroo Rat?
Kangaroo rat?
Too much whisky. I’m seeing double.
Wasn’t there when I posted.
And you’re always feelin single
Why is that even in someone’s house? They need a cat.
The one he decided to post. The other ones he saved to show to the ER doctor.
Basement gymnastics are all the rage in the post-corona world.
Thinks to do during Marshall Law.
As Emanuel found out later, this did not work well from his tenth floor apartment.
I am man – when shit like this works.
What’s he doing? Delivering air to someone?
Why does his face look like a clown?
I was wondering why they put a pyramid of concrete there.
To laonch cars into the sky
better watch those chem trails behind him
Looks like Atlanta most days before rain comes.
Art doing art on Art’s art.
All your puppies are belong to us.
Ahhhh. Just, ahhhhh.
Real Horsepower
Five hundred fifty pounds one foot in one second.
Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing.
Draft beer got him in, draft horses got him out.
To steal Anon’s brilliant idea above, this is how trucks move forward in the next part of the 21st century. (You should really come up with a name, Anon. IMO, you’re very witty–assuming it’s the same anon making the various remarks.)
Awww, you are too nice. Please talk to my wife.
You don’t know Bob P or you would not ask him to talk to your wife.
Maybe Anon has a secret plan for that old letch.
“The guy who marries my wife will be my best friend for life.” – Doc Pangloss
I share an old computer with 4 others, have to dump the memory multiple times daily. Couple that with the breakneck speed of about 7 words a min, well, to save time, no name.
Nevermind. Wrong anon. I keeeeeed! I keeed.
Another ordinary day in the life of H S F.
Amish Tow Vehicle
Sierra Club definitely not renewing his membership.
I have both done that and had it done to me.
Haha, the two thumbs down are from the smoked bikers f’ing up highway traffic.
Christ, the dude in the chair in the subway.
Hahahahaha
Makes me wonder if he found it on the curb and decided to take it home.
Looks like the new TV was a hit.
Somebody get me a cheeseburger.
What a dick.
The famous Ruf Ruf Tut Tut is well known in Mumbai.
Foreign fast food.
Is that Mitt Romney driving?
Hey, ya left your dog on the roof roof roof!
That’ll teach him for doing women’s work.
Yeah, blame the rolling pin.
Custom Kitchens by WTF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RolE4iigCfU
Camera guy best hope that bear don’t turn around
Somebody get me a cheeseburger.
Fuggin groundhog lied.
Did someone mention my new “Somorsharpner”???
Sling blade mmmmhmm
Somebody ask for a Slice?
NEXT!
Here I thought I was safe excluding the ‘crushed by minion’ option on my car insurance.
Minions take to the streets to protest the beer flu.
The election cannot proceed due to the virus, so the presidency will be decided by a tug of war. Gentlemen, start your engines. Go! And it’s a tight contest . . . wait, Trump is beginning to surge, pulling the hapless Biden behind him. It’s apparent Biden cannot recover. We declare Trump the winner. Mr. Trump? Stop! You’ve won already. Mr Trump!
Mr. Trump keep going, Biden never had any real direction anyway.
Biden thinks he is Hillary and she thinks she won – again. Get ready for the second “excuse/book tour.”
Steve found out too late that salmon dinner didn’t mean what he thought it did.
They teach you to charge the ambush. Works for fish.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him…better just hand them a sammich.
Looks like the Border Patrol at the Mexican border.
Ohshit! Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!
One must be able to make their own hand sanitizer in these trying times.
I find it’s more effective to use the whisky to kill the virus already inside my body. I’m taking this curative right now, in fact.
What bread???
No need for bread. Looks like she could feed a village.
how cold do they keep it in that store?
Well if she wants bred…
That is a cruel thing to do to an old man.
Yep, reminds me of the young lady who bent over in the store to get milk and got bred. he he he.
Got milk?
Pardon me ma’am while I grab a loaf of Nature’s Own
The young in their wild days.
This should be against the law! Son of a bitch left none for me.
Like the rest of us, his savings went up in smoke.
At least he got to enjoy his going up in smoke.
I have to make this last till my next benefit check arrives, dam….
Don’t even joke about it, it is probably on it’s way.
Here you go:
Can I pay mine in lead…I’ll even throw in a copper jacket?
I’ll pay mine and YOURS with that coin Brother !
That’s being cruel to the Wuhan.
the virus or the city?
Both
I stand corrected. This is a hideous virus!
Groady to the Max!
You do know you just opened yourself up to a very big law suit. If I were coronavirus, I would take this a s very offensive comparison.
That’s scary as hell.
Nice, my dogs were on vacation and sent me pictures of their travels too. Pictures of them at different attractions with them licking their balls saying : Wish you were here. Jerks!
My little dog thinks they’re sexy.
If the only available toilet paper touched grandma’s tits, would you use it or go with a pointed stick?
I remember feeling up a girl in 7th grade. I guess they still stuff their bra with tp.
Back in my day they would just put a few squares in there.
These were Mexican girls, they stuffed their bra with almost a whole roll. I recall the time my cousin complained to her dad:
– Maria is wearing too much eye shadow, she looks like a raccoon!
– Well, she doesn’t want to be mistaken for a dude.
You little monkey, I told you not to fuck with me Tony. – Scarface
The big cats wisely decided to forgo the monkey for a bigger feast. You can view Chad’s intestines at the funeral parlour this coming Wednesday.
Collared wild cats?
Doms got those kittens trained well.
On the next episode of Tiger King
Hmmm, looks like a good way to keep the chimps from looting.
that little guy has better moves than I ever will.
Did he get to come in or not ?
Too bad we didn’t take Epstein as seriously as Covid-19.
Like to see AOC (All Outta Commission) do that.
He won’t be there long. He’s putting motor oil in the radiator.
that’s not the rad. look at the bottom right, there’s the rad cap. hope you are not a mechanic bob. just sayin.
Maybe that’s why Roberts car took a huge dump !
Dawg.
It was a joke, cool your tool.
Duh
Leave the wrenching to the pros dude !
C’mon, honey, settle down. I was making a man of him, and I swear I never went above five thousand feet.
Kids are super spreaders of coronavirus, so it’s important to isolate them.
Nkit
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
peace, Fleabo..
You never see the 498 other tries.
Poor dumb bastard. Got it on his first try while he was on lockdown. Now, what to do for three months.
A one in hole.
No this is a One in hole
I use to own a miniature golf course 20 years ago. Maybe if I had some holes like this I would still have it. Yeah, I would.
Funny but my wife just did that on me but I didnt have a bottle in my hand
who the hell ever came up with catch and release?
You get line, I’ll give you pole, honey. You get in line I’ll give my pole, ol babe. We’ll fish that hole, honey, babe, mine.
Sweet talker.
Smallmouth, big tits?
The blonde just sat there stroking her pussy while the poor dog fell off the couch.
Hazing for the
Rho
Upsilon
Pi
Tau
Upsilon
Rho
Epsilon
fraternity is rather painful.
Double dribble then traveling. Doesn’t count.
Udderly knockered.
Be happy he’s not a twister.
I thought I felt the earth tremble the other day.
Yeah, I think they registered yuck on the Richter scale.
Don’t you mean the Ickter scale?
Big girl rocked your boat, Dawggie?
That dance needs a little zep.
Great choice, EC.
He should get his own login. I’m thinking about giving him mine.
Oh my, that sounds filthy. I do appreciate the opportunity for some naughty talk, can’t do that with a guy. Speaking if loggin’ in, where is my darling Big Red?
It’s a great song to twerk to! They certainly have the ass for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDqbDWXuDQ
I thought this might add some cheer.
Dang, I remember when black people were known to be really good dancers. Sigh
Yep, just like us. No difference other than skin color.
Damn ! and I had to see this right before dinner ! BLEECH !
Did it have Mole Sauce on it? Did you ask if I could make that with rabbits?
two thoughts: I bet her butthole alone weighs in at 45 lbs, and
what the hell is that on the ground: how many marshmallow’s did she eat before that happened?
Evil Knievel suffered the most ironic death of all time.
Nice ass, is that Mrs Bob P?
Put grandma back on the tree swing.
She can sit on my wood anytime.