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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:05 pm

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(EC)
(EC)
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:40 pm

Sissy Spacek

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:54 pm

The look on her face makes me think she just got caught masturbating by her boyfriend.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:15 pm

Hey honey, I have “Time” for you.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 12:07 pm
nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:07 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:45 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 8:28 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:16 pm

I have no idea what he was trying to accomplish, but I feel sure he’s a Democrat.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 3:16 pm

Then it was surely Trump’s fault.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:16 pm

Missed the pool and still drowned.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 4:06 pm

The epitome of “stupid is as stupid does”.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:00 am

“Look how often the unexpected happens – yet we still never expect it.”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 4, 2020 5:19 pm

Today’s Darwin Award winner.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:18 pm

Getting out the Democrat vote

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:13 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:49 pm

stop it nkit, I just recently had bi-pass. my weak heart can’t take it. It would gladly receive it though.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:21 pm

This is why there’s a billion of them.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:13 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:49 pm

someone please call 911

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:17 pm

Wong Kum

Bob P
Bob P
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 7:49 pm

Oops, I meant Wang Cum. Sorry I got it Wong.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:05 am

Somebody get me a cheeseburger.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:14 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:50 pm

now, please

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:23 pm

I’ve decided the Chinese can make up for the coronavirus with a simple gesture. Give me her!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:10 am

“Do I get fwied wice with that dish?”

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:15 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:51 pm

this is Tom, Md just stopped breathing

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:13 am

Made in America.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:15 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:52 pm

whoa, this was less painful than jolted by a defib unit

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:17 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 8:31 pm

I sure would like to see that wash up on my rocks.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:18 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:50 pm

I’d like to wash that smile off her face.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:19 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:53 pm

I think I died and this is what I found in Heaven

ILuCO2
ILuCO2
  Muscledawg
April 3, 2020 11:51 pm

Wuhan heaven, and it was fucking worth it!!

nkit
nkit
  ILuCO2
April 3, 2020 11:56 pm

Mikie Hara..

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:25 pm

Sorry. I forgot to mention; add water.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:22 pm

Dang, I thought our water was hard.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:25 pm

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(EC)
(EC)
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:48 pm

Both seem to have a small tail.

“Everybody likes a little ass, nobody likes a smart ass.”

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:20 pm

Loves me some Yellow-Tail Snapper!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 8:46 pm

If little girls are made of sugar and spice, how come they taste like fish.

Mix
Mix
  Muscledawg
April 4, 2020 11:21 am

“Adam, I TOLD YOU not to let Eve go in the ocean,
now all the fish are going to smell like that”.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:29 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:54 pm

I’m going to learn to fish. Yes, I think I will.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:26 pm

Uh, nkit, did you eat out your woman last night, or something?

Mrs. P
Mrs. P
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 2:50 pm

Be sure to take notes, Bob.

Bob P
Bob P
  Mrs. P
April 3, 2020 3:26 pm

I’d rather take notes, dear.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 5:04 pm

No, but she did fry me up some damn fine Cajun-style Catfish. Not sure if she noodled it herself..I’ll ask her tonight. She’s no Hannah. but she’s pretty good.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:31 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:46 pm

I took a walk in the woods other day and came across some wild life. This little dear followed me home and I asked this Mrs if I could keep it as my pet. She mumbled something about seeing a lawyer.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:32 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 12:55 pm

I sure would like to mount that on a wall.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
April 3, 2020 2:25 pm

…against a wall, tree, fence post, against anything…

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 3:27 pm

I’d sure like to give her a licking.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:29 pm

after what I did in Heaven, I was sent back to earth and found this.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:26 pm

Yup, that was me, “growin up”.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:27 pm

Bon Jovi’s inspiration.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 1:30 pm

Chinese women aren’t as subtle as white women in conveying their desire for you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:29 pm

Her; Sushi or Suzy?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:27 am

flied lice

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:40 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
April 3, 2020 9:40 pm

Tell me how you Really feel !

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:42 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:33 pm

Be still my weakened heart. I gotta stop looking at this stuff. nkit, why do you punish me like this.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:37 am

“Girl, I can help you, where’s my razor?”

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:42 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:33 pm

Oh crap, my laptop is starting to smoke.

kc
kc
  Muscledawg
April 3, 2020 8:06 pm

you sure its your laptop smoking?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  kc
April 3, 2020 8:33 pm

Oh shit, it’s my chair!!!!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:34 am

“You can keep your hat On”.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 8:34 pm

Priceless

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
April 4, 2020 2:23 am

That’s adorable.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:01 pm

The moment it occurred to Bruno that perhaps he shouldn’t have parked there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 8:35 pm

Bruno’s trailer looks empty, must be an insurance job.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
April 3, 2020 9:53 pm

It looks full of train to me.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:03 pm

Yeah, but what about 8?

kc
kc
  nkit
April 3, 2020 8:12 pm

i knew i should have stayed in school

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:45 am

But Euclid couldn’t even pick up an “ugly” woman.

Jas
Jas
  nkit
April 4, 2020 2:10 pm

Fake, he’s switching the frame

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 12:48 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 1:47 pm

Let me get my “flashlight” out and help you look for it.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 2:05 pm

Why I lost her ring down the drain.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 2:32 pm

Farah Fawcett

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 5:35 pm

fer chries sake, will someone get her a glass.

Bob P
Bob P
  Muscledawg
April 3, 2020 7:43 pm

That’s the worst suggestion since, “Let’s visit Wuhan this Chinese New Year.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 8:37 pm

Tell me why you would not want to get her a glass.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
April 3, 2020 9:59 pm

You have to be heterosexual to understand.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Bob P
April 4, 2020 5:23 pm

It’s what I intended to do with that glass.

Mix
Mix
  Cow Doctor
April 4, 2020 11:49 am

“I’D SPANK THAT!”

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:50 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:42 pm

If she was a road, I’d take those curves Niiiiiice and slooooooow.

Bob P
Bob P
  Muscledawg
April 3, 2020 7:45 pm

I recommend the route that starts in the scenic valley and leads to soft peaks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
April 3, 2020 8:40 pm

I’d set at the “fork” in the road for awhile, before i decided which leg of the road to take.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 11:53 am

Thanks for pointing out those beautiful door handles.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:07 pm

Her eyes are so gorgeous, it took me a half hour before I looked at her tits.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:41 pm

I wonder where she got the idea for that color lipstick?

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 3, 2020 12:52 pm

https://weonsinnombre.tumblr.com/

Scroll through here quite apropos content

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:08 pm

The judge ruled that Jamal was discriminated against when his motorcycle license was denied.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:33 pm

Thats the fence we need on the border.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:34 pm

Now how did the cameraman take this picture without his camera? Answer; who cares?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:37 pm

This is the best porn site I like to visit.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
April 4, 2020 2:30 am

Very unnatural poses. Just weird.

Dave Huff
Dave Huff
  nkit
April 4, 2020 8:46 am

Looks like a hasselblad……

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 12:40 pm

Somebody get me a cheeseburger.

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 12:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 3, 2020 2:35 pm

I knew I shouldn’t have put mustard on my weenie.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
April 3, 2020 3:19 pm

You also shouldn’t have neglected to remove her bikini bottom.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 3, 2020 5:39 pm

wow, that board has two rudders.
Wait, I ment, tht broad has two udders.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 4, 2020 12:42 pm

An IBTC winner.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 3, 2020 6:52 pm

Hands down, the biggest FAIL of the week:
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ELF
ELF
  MrLiberty
April 3, 2020 9:49 pm

Well it’s a nice picture , but yer not telling me what the fail is .
And don’t give me shit about not keeping up with the news .
MSM is all lies and BS anyway , so I don’t watch .
So what DID happen here ?
I don’t see Piglosi , Feinswine , Shiff-for-brains Schumer or
Baggy eyes Soros ,
So it must be ALL GOOD !

BroBear
BroBear
  ELF
April 4, 2020 8:39 pm

The fail is the signing of a 2.2 trillion dollar slop trough which the communist/socialist/progressive/whatever they call themselves this week are going to use to further limit the rights, liberties, & freedoms the citizens (not subjects) of these tentatively united States.

Dave Huff
Dave Huff
  MrLiberty
April 4, 2020 8:47 am

Spoken like a true leftist, comrade….

(EC)
(EC)
  Dave Huff
April 4, 2020 9:12 pm

There are no leftists in foxholes. Stop with the leftist/rightist bullshit for a minute. We are at the moment, quarantined subjects of the empire. We have no civil liberties, they have been suspended for the duration of the quarantine which will be lifted at the pleasure of the emperor.

Huffy – The heat here in hell is horrendous but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that leftist over there is suffering.

M G
M G
  (EC)
April 4, 2020 9:33 pm

I wish you’d brought the whole family now because I’m fixing to be running black market bunnies to feed hungry hillbillies.

I could use a good Speedy Gonzales type. I’m going to try to find a photo of my new part-time employee, Jeremy. He has a really big tattoo on one arm and when I saw it peeping out from under sleeve (wrist) I asked about it. My husband is ultra conservative and having to teach gay and differently gendered people in uniform disgusted him enough to move to Missouri. So, he showed me the tattoo and told me his grandfather talked him into getting it. “Battle Ready” in beautiful Calligraphy.

I hired Jeremiah made battle ready by his grandfather, who is a Hedwig (guttural German pronunciation, sort of HeardVeeg phonetically). Everyone knows the Hedwigs are honest and trustworthy people around here.

I told him I figured my husband would be okay with it. Nick’s from Cleveland. He don’t trust nobody.

Where the hell is Bea Attitude?

nkit
nkit
April 3, 2020 11:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 3, 2020 11:09 pm
Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
April 4, 2020 10:24 am

Nice blues

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 4, 2020 5:30 pm

WTF!!! Is this some 3rd world airport???