In Show Of Solidarity, COVID-19 Vows Not To Infect Anyone Protesting Inequality

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—In a powerful show of solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement, COVID-19 has vowed not to infect anyone protesting inequality.

The official COVID-19 account tweeted out, “In solidarity with those protesting inequality, I hereby vow not to infect anyone at BLM rallies.”

“We need to take a moment to pause and hear what these people are saying,” the virus said in a statement. “All infectious activities will be put on hiatus until Republicans start protesting lockdowns or second amendment issues — then we will resume.”

“It wouldn’t be fair for us to continue business as usual when liberals want to protest.”

The virus vowed to stay put in infected individuals, lying dormant until the pandemic became convenient for the media to cover once again.

It also posted a black square on its Instagram account.

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bigfoot
bigfoot
June 4, 2020 9:04 pm

One of BB’s best! Goes to show you that Black Lies Matter the same as White Lies Matter. Equality, that’s what matters most! Not ability, not diligence, not character, not nothin’ but equal this and that and the other thing.