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I still can’t remember how that song goes! But I could write a song about vodka and tits. Just sayin.
64* room temperature, please.
provides its own air cushion?
Actually glass cutting tables for these large sheets have many small holes in them that can shoot pressurized air though them to facilitate manually moving the glass.
Think air hockey.
If 2020 were a mountain.
This is the historic eruption of Mt. St. Helens 40 years ago.
I was south of there the morning that happened. Woke me out of a sound sleep. Didn’t find out what happened until a few minutes later. Had to evacuate.
I was living in Washougal. I happened to be in Chicago when it erupted. On the 24th floor of IBM Plaza, I saw the sunsets from over my home, they were fabulous.
I transferred to Eugene, OR, immediately afterward, but will never forget about the experiences of all the friends and neighbors back in Washougal. They had to shovel their roofs to clear the ash so their homes wouldn’t collapse. A vet there was delivering horses on the mountain that day. He went up a brunette. He came down, hair totally white. Scared him death to be in the cinder cloud and unable to see his hands — inside his closed truck.
earth zit
Where are these pristine beaches?
Right under the pristine bitches
Yes Ted, they are smoking hot!!
Why don’t they ever do these pictures with 360 degree cameras?
spot the nudest
This gif needs a round #2.
The prop marks on their backs was totally worth almost being impaled on the prow of that open fisherman.
The one on the left got some trolling motor.
5 more seconds of video and we’d have seen the bubbling blood scene from Jaws.
Thank you for using the Quickee Car Wash!
It left spots on my car. I want my money back.
One of those self-driving cars picked out a parking spot and was in a hurry to get there.
Epilepsy is some fucked up shit.
I hope she’s not having second thoughts about the wedding.
Breathless! and speechless!
Bob P, Did you give Cow Doc the day off? If not, then this is an unexcused absence and it will go on his permanent record – that will follow him around for a long time.
I’ll bet he out abusing some trout.
I only wish. Was replacing gravel guard on the stock trailer.
Her laughing so hard reminds me of a joke (most of you prob heard it b4)
A guy goes into a pub. Sits at the bar. gets a beer. Notices a horse in the corner with a sign above it that states Make this horse laugh and win $500 and asks the bartender what’s with the horse. Bartender tells him if you can make the horse laugh you will win $500. Without hesitation the man gets up goes over to the horse and whispers in his ear. The horse starts laughing so hard it almost falls down. Man goes back to his seat and the bartender says you’re the 1st guy to get that horse to laugh and gives him the $500. Next week the man shows up at the pub again. Same horse is the corner only the sign says make this horse cry and win $1000. Man asks bartender are you sure about this. bartender says sure. The man jumps up goes to the horse, stands in front of it, unzips his pants, gets the horse to look down, and the horse starts balling like a baby. Man goes back to his seat where the bartender in disbelief gives the man the $1000. After finishing his beer he gets up to leave when the bartender stops him and asks, last week you made the horse laugh and this week you make him cry. How did you do it? The man tells the bartender last week I whispered to him I have a bigger cock than him. This week I showed him.
nice, Dawg..
Now that’s funny right there
A little late to the party today. But, I made it.
Okay, nkit, I found Cow Doc; now you find Yancey.
I was just thinking about Yancey and how he was always the Tom Smothers to your Dickie Smothers..You guys were great.. I miss him..
A quote from MLK: “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity”.
You should comment more often, young lady..
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain
To earn their keep from Soros and Gates.
Wonder how long this B S would continue if “somehow” the snake was decapitated?? You know what they say, “cut off the head and the rest of the snake will soon die”.
Rue the day, motherfuckers!
I can’t wait for the day when the silent majority get tired of all the BS and decide to drop the hammer.
That’s the hotest cum hither look I’ve seen in decades. Wow!
This is not going to end well.
Depends upon where those eggs land.
This just reminds me of “The Far Side”.
Future proves past.
Says Q!
Doggy water polo.
Knights Templar
Hilarious. From a British comedy show?
That umbrella did a fine job of keeping him dry.
Reading be hard sometime, yo.
Brilliant sign. This needs to be transmitted world-wide for everyone to see.
Cow Doc, I’m reporting you to BLM for this racist post!
I want to be on her side.
I want to be on her front.
OK. That leaves her back for me. I dunno if this will be to kinky for me. But I’ll give it a try.
… and I just want to be on her inside.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. Kipling
Where can I get one of these in a 12 gauge? Would work wonders in close quarters. 30 seconds of firing and all the arguments will be over. And the girl ain’t bad either. Think I could go a few rounds with her.
Histry bee hard, yo.
We must reject the idea that every time a law’s broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.
Ronald Reagan
spot on !
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35frmr
He thinks paid rioters are protesting something?
I find it interesting that most (under- or just un educated people in the USA have no clue that antifa is the communist party, just like in Germany in the 1930’s.
Running out of ammo is exactly why I have a grenade. When you can no longer hold off a charging mob, take as many with you as you can.
As my Ol’ Texan Rancher Dad would say: “The only way to stop this is to leave ’em laying in the grass”…
Know how you feel Charlie. I once tried to explain some stuff to a guy and was called a “few names”. I quickly agreed with him on all points. He just stood there and looked stunned. I had disarmed him from every allegation he could charge, so took away any other points he could argue. With nothing to use to start an argument, he had to walk away. I WIN!
j
But how safe do you feel wiping your ass with 45 caliber bullets?
Yep ! A whole lot safer than trying to stop an intruder with a roll of toilet paper.
F*ckin’ A, right.
Truth be told, I did buy both.
Look! That one racist cow is in white-face!
Black Cows, at that, except for the mixed race one leading the herd.
That there is my commute, complete with 30 blacks a squalling.
A real crowd pleaser.
Puff
Not Puff, Specter.
We called ’em spooky. Very reassuring to watch them go in ahead of us.
…the magic dragon. At least that’s what we called them in Vietnam.
Proven to be an annihilating tool against third world peasants though it has never been tested under real conditions with a comparable foe.
F*ckin’ A, right.
You got that right.
Well then, coitus yourself, sir!
…and still don’t believe it.
Hillbillies.
Where can I purchase this? I know a lot of assholes, unfortunately.
Let me tell you, that stuff works, but it did sting my eyes a little.
If she can’t come in because she is wearing the blouse, would they let her in if she took it off?
Reminds me of those hitchhiking hippy days…Gas, grass, or ass!
Whoa. QT!
Admin: I want to thank you for working on that multiple thumbs up voting thing. I got 2 up votes with 1 click. Thanks.
time to pick a bunch of daisy’s
I wonder what she’s drinking.
Permission to come aboard, Captain?
I think she’s already granted permission to dock.
Mmmmmmdoggystyle
A lot of cars back in the 30’s had rumble seats too.
That’s disgusting! Where’s her smudge towel?
I’ll keep my baking comments to myself this week…… Oh hell no! The apron is to keep flour off her wet spot.
I hope you won’t think it forward of me to mention I come with a special bow.
Bet it’s a re-curve.
Dress up day. Alright!
Photo shop – who rides bikes in high heels!
Models…they just stand there and look pretty.
Good Girls!
They just stand there and look pretty.
Yeah, so what’s your point Bob?
I’m 64 and retired and the Ontario government is protecting me from all the fun I used to have. I have no point.
Where do I get a book mark like this?