Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
I want to know the name of one single voter who cried out, “Take that, Columbus Day! And now that Fort Benning is known as Fort Diversity Rainbow Unicorn, I shall cast my ballot proudly for the generic GOP stooge who helped make that happen because when my country is burning and I am under attack, I want to be represented by people whose first inclination is to suck up to the Democrats!”
What’s this guy’s name, GOP geniuses? Who is this mystery voter you are courting at the expense of people otherwise inclined to support you? I’d like to meet him, and to sell him a bridge.
Here’s the thing you do when you want to win an election, and I can’t believe I have to tell the GOP’s pols this but apparently I do. You do things the people who might possibly vote for you want done. You don’t sit around in a circle of jerks trying to please the people who hate your guts.
This is not hard. Why are you channeling Mitt Romney, except with worse hair? Are you like civilian hardcase Butch Ben Sasse, fulminating obediently about somebody else going and fighting Russians after he eagerly accepted the latest media/Democrat Trump/Russia lie (That’s Lie #4 in my new book, which comes out tomorrow!). We already have a group of dishonest suckers undermining the country. They are called “Democrats” and we don’t need two parties of them.
Get woke!
People keep telling you GOP-types to shape up. Tucker Carlson’s ratings are reaching low earth orbit thanks to his merciless pillorying of you empty suits. Maybe you should listen to the voters instead of the overpaid doofuses you are paying a ton of money to in order to lose your elections for you. It’s not hard to not fail. It’s not hard to help your voters instead of your opponents. The Democrats manage to do it, and they’re a pack of brother-marrying, pinko weirdos who think men get periods and that the Russians are to blame for everything, including their myriad sexual inadequacies.
GOP dummies, what the hell is your excuse? I want to know the thought process by which you slack-jawed nimrods who make up a startling proportion of the Republican Party’s political cadre got the idea that we sent you to Washington to rename Army bases and switch-up holidays. You sure as hell didn’t ask me. If you had, I would have replied, “That’s funny. I am amused.” Then, when I saw you were puzzled, I would have said, “Wait, that wasn’t a joke?” And then I would have berated you with vicious indictments of your character and intellect reaching back several generations.
You want to be “reasonable” – stop that! Get woke! This is not about reason but about power, and you simps are staggering into the world’s most obvious ambush. Yes, perhaps there is a good argument to be made for recognizing Juneteenth. And no, had this Son of the Union (Nana, a native of rebel-torched Chambersburg, had a portrait of Lincoln on her wall, which I guess makes her literally Hitler in the eyes of the dilbots the GOP is obsessed with pleasing) been consulted several generations ago when they were picking names for Army bases, I would have argued against choosing mostly obscure Confederates. But even if changing base names did not implicitly and falsely indict my three Fort Benning diplomas (Officer Candidate School, Airborne, and Infantry Advanced Course) as badges of oppression instead of symbols of freedom – as well as those of millions of other veterans – I would still be against changing any base names or holidays now because you never, ever negotiate with a gun to your head.
I’m a lawyer and I negotiate for a living, so maybe I can provide some perspective. The Republicans’ “negotiations” consist of giving concessions to people who hate them that will get them nothing in return but the contempt of GOP voters. I’m baffled why I have to explain this, but that’s a bad deal. If I did that kind of deal for clients, I’d be driving a 1991 Ford Fiesta hoopty with a missing rear bumper instead of my sweet, sweet premium touring sedan.
Stop doing stupid things, Republicans!
We want you to protect us from the coordinated attack upon us, not tongue-bathe the attackers. Do you need some suggestions on how that involves protecting us instead of kissing liberal Lieu?
- Strip all federal money from colleges that fail to actively protect free speech.
- Tax college endowments. Let’s lance the boil that is academia!
- Target Big Tech targeting of, and discrimination against, free speech. Strip Section 230 protection from any tech company that bans speech otherwise protected by the First Amendment, and pass an “Internet Bill of Rights” that allows consumers to sue tech companies for oppressing them (Want some help drafting it? Have your people call my people).
- Ban corporate discrimination on the basis of politics so that our ability to function in society is not at the mercy of big corporations that have adopted the ideology of a mid-wit Goucher College collectivist phrenology major.
- Remove all federal aid from cities that refuse to protect the rights of citizens by allowing Democrat catspaw radicals to run rampant and go unpunished.
- Make attacks on cops for being cops a federal hate crime.
- Make it a federal crime to block a federal interstate and to threaten or restrain drivers. Clarify that blocking a vehicle is a threat to the life and safety of the passengers and ensure that accelerating to escape this kind of attack is presumptively legitimate self-defense. And give those inconvenienced the right to sue for damages for being delayed.
- Pass a “National Self-Defense Against Political Violence Act” to protect our ability to use force to defend ourselves against rioters, thugs, and other Democrats. Soros-bought local DAs released criminals but threaten patriots should we exercise our civil right not to be brutalized. Take that travesty off the table.
There are plenty more ideas out there. Can you GOP Einsteins spot some common elements among my suggestions?
None of them will make the left happy.
All of them will make us, your patriotic GOP voters, very happy.
And all of them will help you win in November, instead of lose. In case you missed it, the point is not to lose.
Not to lose.
GOP: Take our side in this fight, if you want to keep your miserable jobs. Because we are done with your Schiff.
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It’s about the payoffs. Republicans were never about Patriotism. They sell us out every single by G.d day. There’s only a couple of patriots in the whole bunch. It’s about their Extra, Special, Separate retirement plan. It’s about their true power base, the beaureaurats. Once they run out the national credit card, it’s over.
Why do we keep voting for them?
Hey Flea, have you read Michael Collins Piper’s “Judas Goats?” That’s the role Kurt plays, along with most of these other pundits. These scumbags won’t get another vote from me.
TC
No but I know the meaning. I was surprised by his sudden and honest critique of Rep. Politicians and their voters. A day late and dollar short, it should have been implemented long ago.
For the same reason that minorities continue to vote Democrat – where else are you going to go?
Maybe Italy’s system isn’t so bad after all. Seven parties getting a few votes and who ever comes up with the strongest coalition takes over, at least until things start falling apart again.
Its also about those Epstein videos of them……will become famous if theY rock the boat. Happiest day of their lives will be when they are voted out actually….this is how they act at least….otherwise they are treasonous bastards due to dereliction of duty as they stand by allowing this.
Finally Schpincter said something real. I agree 100% so I better see a shrink in a hurry.
Kurt, you can rant all you like at the ‘publicans but guess what? They are nothing more than part of the Hegelian Dialectic. There are no two parties — after the curtain comes down they are patting each other on the back (democrats and republicans) and then deciding on where they are going for drinks. The charade is up, and it has been for awhile. We’ve been had. Except for a few, they have long been compromised and they are going to continue to raid the Treasury for all it is worth until the final wall on the empire collapses. Surely you know this, Kurt! (I know, don’t call you Shirley!).
And from wherever Epstein is watching all this come down he probably has 17 virgins tending his every need.
GOP, Demoncraps?
C’mon, the 2 parties get to tinker only with the edges to keep us distracted and divided. The real owners of this country, errrr corporation, giggle with delight at our folly while they dictate what truly matters.
The FED has printed up$Trillions of unpayable counterfeit debt units and is taking ownership of the country’s real assets with it while we debate over putting either a narcissist or nincompoop in office.
I wear a helmet at all times anymore to keep my head from exploding.
Did you read the one about how you are more protected wearing a helmet than a mask?
The fact is Kurt. The Deplorables have shown no inclination to make any sacrifice.
How much of sacrifice would it be for people from Ny, Nj, Ct , and Mass to drive up to New Hampshire to stand outside Trumps rally?
You could even go camping and visit Mt Washington. There is no sport ball but you can drink all the beer and stuff your face full of hot dogs. Unfortunately, the Deplorable will have to get off the coach.
I can’t decide if Kurt is just now figuring this stuff out or if this is just part of his shtick. Democrats hate White people openly, the GOP leadership hates us just as much but pretends to be on our side. I really prefer the people who spit in my face to the ones stabbing me in the back. We have to get out of the mindset of thinking that we are part of the political process and that we have anything to say about the governance of our nation, and start getting our minds wrapped around being political dissidents without any significant political representation in our own country.
All this crap has been said before! We should have gone to arms the first time the ass-hats run it up our asses. Instead we continue to try and make a deal. The narrative deal is as tiring as going to arms is scary and bloody.
Our problem is we have no LEADERSHIP in government or out. The other side seems to have both. Where does a free man find LEADERSHIP that will take him to the fight and victory? We, you me can talk all we want and the only thing you will see is our God, Country, Culture, Family values and Freedom erode away. You may say you don’t want war or blood shed. I don’t either but tell me the path you can take to avoid it now? We continue to deal, talk and negotiate to achieve little or nothing with someone that gives nothing in return. NOW WHAT???? Ask the American Indian how it worked out for them.
Exactly.
Time for action has long passed. Double time it.
Term Limits and a real line-item veto would ‘fix’ so many things
Hey Kurt, apparently you never got the memo. You see, there’s only one party, and it is bought and paid for totally by those unelected, unregistered foreign lobby groups, like AIPAC and others whose influence peddling has padded the coffers of all of the sycophant politicians on both sides of the trough, uh, I mean, aisle.
Surely that can’t be true, you say. Really?
How many standing ovations did Nitwityahoo receive at his last appearance before his subjects in Congress. Was it 25, or 30, I really can’t recall. Does it matter? Every pseudo-legislator has a yarmulke tucked away for “special” occasions.
But that’s okay, Kurt, you tell’em. This time we’re all going to vote so hard it’s going to blow the lid off of the Electoral College. You can take that to the (Jewish owned) bank.
A huge AMEN!
The Capital’s days are numbered, probably less than 90. The place must be 95% Blacks and chock-a-block with monuments and government buildings. But first there will be bandstands full of Politicians from both Parties festooned in Kunta Kinte scarves taking a knee, and huge crowds cheering the armed BLM Militias dressed in black (and calling out the White Racist) parading down MLK Blvd’s freshly painted surface to honor them. But someone tell me please, after all the WDC buildings are burned and monuments torn down, all the Whites raped and killed, what are the 30 million other Useful Idiot niggers in US Blue cites gonna do without their multiple fat monthly Welfare checks?
They’ll resort to their original primary source of protien. Eating each other.
Walmart will give them free play money.
The GOP only wants to appear conservative.
When the old-line segregationist Democrats went to the donkey-graveyard in the 60’s and 70’s, selling themselves as “constitutional conservatives” was the easiest way for Republicans to appeal to southern and rural voters who otherwise had absolutely nothing* in common with the GOP’s actual base (Wall Street and Big Business), and their agenda – globalism and the cheapest possible labor.
* Zero. Zilch. Nada.
William.
Correct. The term Rockefeller Republican used to be a slur well earned. They were fiscally cheap but socially liberal. What passes for conservatives today is no different except most are not wealthy.
In a few more months many of them will be in bankruptcy.