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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:31 pm

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
August 7, 2020 2:42 pm

Is that you Mygirl?

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Glock-N-Load
August 7, 2020 5:00 pm

I’ve done more than enough of that in my day…now we have a tractor with a front end loader….

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 9, 2020 9:44 am

DNC-11/3/2020.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 1:41 pm

Cream of the crop at the University of Saskatchewan.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 7, 2020 10:26 pm

But you should check out Regina.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:37 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 7, 2020 10:26 pm

For those who can’t visualize exactly where the gas is going and what its doing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
August 9, 2020 9:47 am

WHAAT!, SPEAK UP!, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 1:56 pm

Even if he did know, he doesn’t remember now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 8, 2020 3:18 am

Why the hell don’t they put that up in every major city in America ? I know they have the money.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 9, 2020 9:51 am

Republican cities, democrat cities are in ashes.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 1:57 pm

If he’s like my dog, next he’ll come inside and lie on the couch.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Bob P
August 7, 2020 3:54 pm

Yep

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cow Doctor
August 7, 2020 9:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 8, 2020 3:19 am

My Lab used to actually do that.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 2:00 pm

Irving the albino crocodile had to kill twice as many humans to be accepted in crocodile society.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
August 7, 2020 10:27 pm

He prefers dark meat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
August 8, 2020 7:49 pm

Looks like an alligator. Orange alligator bad.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 7, 2020 10:28 pm

New contactless drive thru for bears.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:44 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
August 8, 2020 12:32 am

Orange owl bad!!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 8, 2020 10:02 am

Ya gotta love nature’s camouflage.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 8, 2020 3:22 am

Unbelievable. After what it took to make a hole that size and those silos are still standing.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 2:08 pm

This is as unlikely as Biden stringing together a coherent sentence, but if it ever did happen I wouldn’t want any leftists hugging me!

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:12 pm

Threatened with the loss of any further work, she decided to change her name to Betty Gee-I’m-Sorry-I’m-White.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 2:05 pm

Pooh and his dummy, Christopher Rothead.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:55 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:56 pm

Yep ?

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
August 7, 2020 8:17 pm

Jews. Jews happened to America.

nkit
nkit
  Ken31
August 7, 2020 11:19 pm

Exactly

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 8, 2020 3:24 am

You have to ask ? We did it to ourselves.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:56 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 8, 2020 7:36 pm

Do you ever notice that the smart hot black chics are married to white guys?

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:03 pm

Amateur, thought Kamala.

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
August 7, 2020 4:04 pm

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notuncledave
notuncledave
  Suds
August 8, 2020 12:03 am

I cackled over this one!
For me, best of the week.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
  notuncledave
August 8, 2020 3:30 am

How in the world can Chicago voters be that stupid?

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  Gloriously Deplorable Paul
August 8, 2020 9:17 pm

Dead people have a tendency to make horrible decisions.

TC
TC
  nkit
August 7, 2020 4:25 pm

They’ve both swallowed a lot of wieners, but at least she got a shot at VP out of it.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  TC
August 7, 2020 5:04 pm

The only weiner Lightfoot ever put in her mouth came wrapped in plastic and stamped Oscar Mayer…
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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 7, 2020 7:00 pm

Baaaaaaarrrrfffffffffff !!!!!!!!!!!

Phil
Phil
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 8, 2020 1:06 am

That’s like kissing a salamander, isn’t it?

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:00 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:58 pm

My first thought/hope the x meant they are now deceased. Whoa was I wrong. So embarrassing.

zelmer
zelmer
  nkit
August 7, 2020 4:35 pm

I thought they usually painted houses as a summer job.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
August 8, 2020 9:21 pm

Should have put the little ‘x’ between their eyes; but I guess that would look like it had some different meaning.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:01 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:10 pm

no shortage of examples

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 8, 2020 3:27 am

Had a cat do that to me once. Never did that again.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
August 8, 2020 9:24 pm

One more example of why I am not an “animal person”. Every pet I ever had turned on me. Come to think of it; there were several times I called spouse 1 “pet”.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:04 pm

Has anyone seen my cat?

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Bob P
August 7, 2020 5:14 pm

YourAverageJoe made off with him….

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:05 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 8, 2020 7:39 pm

Now that’s a skill I don’t think I’ve ever seen. I can think of a few things that can be done with……well never mind.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  nkit
August 8, 2020 9:30 pm

I can’t wait ’til she needs someone to rub out her muscle cramps.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 9, 2020 12:54 pm

Mine does that, but it’s lower down and goes up and down.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:05 pm

So that beer doesn’t go to waste, my I lick it off you?

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
August 7, 2020 4:00 pm

I got her next beer. Shirt not wet enough.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:06 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 8, 2020 7:41 pm

Oh yeah Candice!!!

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:07 pm

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E=mC2
E=mC2
  nkit
August 7, 2020 8:14 pm

The old lady, back in the day.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 7, 2020 10:32 pm

Nicely calibrated dispenser box.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 8, 2020 3:29 am

Nice lesson in Engineering.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:12 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:20 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 8, 2020 3:31 am

Now THAT’S the best one this week.

Cynicles
Cynicles
  nkit
August 8, 2020 8:12 pm

That’s a keeper.

Cynicles
Cynicles
  Cynicles
August 8, 2020 8:13 pm

The meme, not the sow.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:12 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 8, 2020 7:42 pm

This is the best one of the week!!! Well, at least so far.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:13 pm

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Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  nkit
August 7, 2020 5:21 pm

Anorexia nervosa in a bikini…..
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 7, 2020 5:34 pm

David Bowie, posing for the Diamond Dogs LP.

E=mC2
E=mC2
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 7, 2020 8:17 pm

How many white guys actually got a boner for this bag o’ bones?

notuncledave
notuncledave
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 8, 2020 12:55 am

my sympathy.

Thing in Room 101
Thing in Room 101
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 8, 2020 9:33 pm

Skeleton with skin.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 9, 2020 1:02 pm

Hint taken, I’ll tie you up.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:15 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:59 pm

Making cornflakes or puffed wheat

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:27 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
August 7, 2020 4:03 pm

Time for a strip search?

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  nkit
August 7, 2020 9:11 pm

And that’s how a front hole was made…..or not.

E=mC2
E=mC2
  Mygirl....Maybe
August 7, 2020 11:08 pm

Is that a gun in your panties or are you still mad?

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 7, 2020 3:07 pm

Not Jesus

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:30 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
August 7, 2020 4:00 pm

Spank you very much

notuncledave
notuncledave
  nkit
August 8, 2020 1:00 am

hatchet ass, but in engineering terms – within tolerance.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:32 pm

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E=mC2
E=mC2
  nkit
August 7, 2020 11:08 pm

Pass

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:33 pm

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E=mC2
E=mC2
  nkit
August 7, 2020 11:09 pm

Things could get serious quick.

nkit
nkit
  E=mC2
August 7, 2020 11:21 pm

quickly..

Big Bro (ec)
Big Bro (ec)
  nkit
August 8, 2020 2:07 pm

I’d like to take my time.

theOtherDan
theOtherDan
  Big Bro (ec)
August 8, 2020 2:24 pm

i like to pretend either is possible

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 9, 2020 1:08 pm

You can keep your hat on.

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:34 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
August 7, 2020 4:07 pm

Save a horse, Bebe…

E=mC2
E=mC2
  nkit
August 7, 2020 11:10 pm

Bondage now, nkit? I like it.

nkit
nkit
  E=mC2
August 7, 2020 11:22 pm

I’m so surprised…

nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 7, 2020 2:36 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
August 8, 2020 10:18 am

Katy Pavlich is one of my favorite fantasies. She likes shooting sports, outdoors, and wants to go sailing. Thanks nkit.