LOS GATOS, CA—Responding to the backlash over the worse-than-you-could-have-ever-imagined film Cuties added to its library this week, Netflix clarified that its content is “mostly not pedophilia.”
“It’s important to remember that our content is mostly pedophilia-free,” the Netflix Twitter account posted in response to the uproar over the movie.
“We assure you, over 93% of the Netflix library is not pedophilia in any way,” a spokesperson said. “Trust us — we just did a thorough review of every movie and show in our catalog, and that’s a pretty good percentage. You can rest easy that over nine out of every ten programs you watch on our program don’t have any pedophilic content.”
The argument persuaded most progressives, who were relieved to find out that most of the content is just fine. Many conservatives were still upset at the service, since they are hateful bigots who are intolerant of things like “sexualizing young girls” and “pedophilia.”
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I’ve been telling my wife I want to cancel Netflix. She just called to vent about the upcoming show “Cuties”. We’ll see if she actually cancels our Netflix subscription.
Good Luck
Yep. It seems women have a much higher threshold for deviance. I’m serious.
Cancel it yourself…wuss
Is that a real netflix tweet?
I’d like to know myself. I cant find it on their feed.
Also the Babylon Bee is satire. They most likely photoshopped it.
Kennedy’s ride through Dallas was also 99 percent violence free.