He/She/Its Not Wrong, You Know

Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

Via Fox News

‘Transsexual Satanist anarchist’ wins GOP nomination for sheriff in NH county

A self-described “transsexual Satanist anarchist” has won the Republican nomination for the sheriff’s job in Cheshire County, N.H. — a victory she says proves “the system is utterly and hopelessly broken.”

Aria DiMezzo, who ran with the campaign slogan “F*** the Police” and says she had expected to lose to a write-in candidate, won the nomination for Cheshire County sheriff on Tuesday. The victory was first reported by Inside Sources.

In a Friday blog post, DiMezzo said she opposes a system that allowed thousands of people to walk into a voting booth and vote “despite knowing absolutely nothing about the person they were nominating to the most powerful law enforcement position in the county.”

“I’m running for sheriff because I oppose that very system, and the sheriff has the most hands-on ability in Cheshire County to oppose that system,” she said. “The system that let you down by allowing me — the freaking transsexual Satanist anarchist — be your sheriff candidate is the same system I’m attacking. I’m sorry, and I know it hurts to hear, but that system is a lie.”

“The entire thing is a lie. It’s broken from beginning to end, and my existence as your sheriff candidate is merely how this reality was thrown into your face,” she said.

Inside Sources reports that she will now campaign against popular incumbent Democrat Eli Rivera, who is seeking a fifth term.

Marilyn Huston, the chair of the Cheshire County GOP, congratulated DiMezzo for the victory and told Inside Sources she “did very well with the primary and that was wonderful.” However, Huston said DiMezzo never showed up to GOP meetings and events, despite being invited.

According to the outlet, DiMezzo comes from a group of libertarian activists that has produced candidates before. DiMezzo hosts an internet radio show where she is referred to as a “She-Male.”

DiMezzo said in her blog post that her victory in the primary was an argument for anarchism because of how “clueless the average voter is.”  She garnered 4,211 votes, easily beating a traditional candidate who received only a few hundred votes, election results show.

“Sweet Satan, how can you not be an anarchist?!” she wrote. “Between 75 and 80 percent of the primary voters — the ones alleged to be more politically aware than the average voter — were completely and totally ignorant of who they were voting for! What is the percentage with the average voter? 90 percent? 95 percent? These people are deciding who gets to rule you,” she said, before calling on Cheshire County to secede from both New Hampshire and the U.S.

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45 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
September 12, 2020 7:30 pm

Just another ugly guy who wants to be an ugly girl.

Joe
Joe
September 12, 2020 7:37 pm

I was getting used to the X? genetic designation, but this may be the first ?? designation.

And as it’s NOT ad hominem, is it ad homimit?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Joe
September 12, 2020 11:40 pm

Ad vomitum.

MadMike
MadMike
September 12, 2020 7:38 pm

Maybe this tells us just how fucked up the democrat is.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  MadMike
September 12, 2020 7:44 pm

I think it was trying to make the point that the system is so worthless that people would vote for someone without even realizing who was running just because of party affiliation.

razzle
razzle
  hardscrabble farmer
September 12, 2020 9:22 pm

EDIT: Nevermind… I see how/why he won. Ran uncontested and was expecting enough voters to write in an alternative.

Eh… this isn’t that big of a deal… if the party can’t be bothered to run anyone else then he’s actually the best candidate for the party for that location. Might motivate someone to run for real next time.

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This case is even stranger than that though. This wasn’t voting along party lines.

This was entirely a contest among Republicans… he won the Republican nomination and NOW has to run against the Democrat. Where he’ll certainly lose because he’s going up against an incumbent.

It doesn’t make any sense why he won the R nomination unless it was a protest vote against the local GOP to intentionally put up a loser.

razzle
razzle
  hardscrabble farmer
September 12, 2020 9:32 pm

Alternatively perhaps you don’t have to be registered to vote in a party’s nomination process in that area and a bunch of people in on the joke went and voted.

I’m not buying this guy’s story that he has no idea how he won.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  hardscrabble farmer
September 13, 2020 9:59 am

If you vote for someone you know nothing about you’re definitely part of the problem. This is just another example of why the founders chose a representative republic form of government versus a true democracy. Same goes for the electoral college for president.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  MadMike
September 13, 2020 10:52 am

No, just an “R” by their name, and sheep lining up to vote.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
September 12, 2020 7:49 pm
Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Fleabaggs
September 13, 2020 11:07 am

Thanks. Went there, read that. Giraldi is good, which is why he got kicked off TAC, I think it was.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
September 12, 2020 8:14 pm

I’m sure those good constituents voted really, really hard.

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior
September 12, 2020 8:15 pm

Maybe those who think voters should have to pass a test might be on to something. Wonder how many people will vote for Joe Biden and have no idea that he is suffering from dementia? All they will see is that he is a Democrat.

Squid
Squid
September 12, 2020 8:24 pm

MY preferred pronoun for these things: She/it. My apologies if that’s been proposed here before.

I must be getting old. Hunter Thompson’s ‘Freak Power’ campaign for county sheriff seemed pretty amusing ‘way back when, but the joke is now very stale. Nor do I get this guy’s (*) argument–he says we’re too stupid for democracy, but my feeling is that the anarcho-libertarian paradise he presumably wants makes even higher demands on people’s minds and morals.

(*) And he IS a guy. There are about 37 trillion somatic cells in his body, each one of which contains an X and a Y chromosome. He’ll never change that. I don’t care what hormones he takes or what he does to his schwantz, he will always be some sort of male, however badly damaged.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Squid
September 12, 2020 8:55 pm

He will always be a male, but he will never be a MAN!

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
September 12, 2020 8:32 pm

Wait not the Babylon Bee? This is too messed up for even 2020

Statism Is A Cult
Statism Is A Cult
September 12, 2020 9:56 pm

While you waste all your time bitching about the phony left vs. right paradigm, enjoy your decline AmeriKa.
You’re all going to die of the same disease, STATISM.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
September 12, 2020 11:06 pm

Sadly, she’s absolutely right. People need to stop being so blind by partisanship and automatically voting for their team. This county definitely deserves her as their sheriff. Local politics matters.

Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
  Stephanie Shepard
September 12, 2020 11:14 pm

But then…how involved was “it” in seeking out someone of value within the R party?
Nah…this is just more tear it down nonsense because we’ve no intelligence to build. Or guts.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
  Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
September 12, 2020 11:22 pm

To be fair, Cheshire County, NH has a population of 76,000. I highly doubt this person is going to have trouble being Sheriff in a county so small.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Stephanie Shepard
September 13, 2020 12:36 am

Whoa, WTF! Clammy??? Or am I mis-remembering again?

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
  Articles of Confederation
September 13, 2020 1:29 am

You’re remembering correctly.

razzle
razzle
  Stephanie Shepard
September 13, 2020 1:00 am

He’s not going to be Sheriff. The incumbent will win without a problem. That’s probably the entire reason nobody ran on the R ticket.

22winmag - TBP's Jewish Yankee Mormon Sh1tp0$ter
22winmag - TBP's Jewish Yankee Mormon Sh1tp0$ter
September 13, 2020 3:22 am

I’m going to toss this freak on the big pile of NH freaks and fakers I’m building out back.

1. NH = the World’s first (fake) serial killer; https://tinyurl.com/y494rpel

2. Fake moon-landing astronaut; https://www.wmur.com/article/derry-still-proud-of-native-alan-shepard-first-american-in-space/28440626#

3. Fake Hanna Duston legend; https://tinyurl.com/y5aue4sd

Common Cents
Common Cents

Ha Ha Ha. You’re a real nutjob!!!

Apple
Apple
September 13, 2020 7:36 am

I’m good with this.
Thank goodness i dont live there.

very old white guy
very old white guy
September 13, 2020 8:08 am

That it even gets air time is most discouraging.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 13, 2020 8:59 am

I hope the She-Male wins in a contested mail in ballot that fucks both democrats and republicans in the ass with a demon dick

MadMaskedCovidian
MadMaskedCovidian
September 13, 2020 9:10 am

Remind me not to move there.

TC
TC
September 13, 2020 9:50 am

The litmus test for the GOP is whether a candidate is offensive or bothersome to jews. The GOP did every thing it could to distance itself from James Allsup, Paul Nehlen, etc. but a satanic transgender freak? No problem.

Warren
Warren
September 13, 2020 9:54 am

Of Xhe wins will xhe be referred to as the high Xheriff of Cheshire County

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 13, 2020 10:56 am

I get downvotes when I suggest that the Libertarian Party plank to have None of the Above be an option in EVERY race in EVERY election in America. And if NOTA wins, the NONE of the candidates running get to run in the re-do. Seriously, THAT is an election improvement that everyone should get behind (especially after the past 10 or so presidential elections we have seen)….and the one being discussed here.

Clearly this man has mental health issues, but when HE makes more sense regarding the political system than nearly 100% of the folks currently holding office, you have to know this country is in serious trouble.

Common Cents
Common Cents
September 13, 2020 9:15 pm

I didn’t know there were ANY Republicans in Cheshire County. In fact, I believe that there are probably more “transsexual Satanist anarchists” than there are Republicans out there.

One idea that He/She proposes I agree with. Cheshire County should secede from NH and the USA. We’d all be better off. In fact, they should consider seceding from Planet Earth.