WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

If this is what is deemed “Nice” in Minnesota then you can add this to the long list of reasons I have no desire to venture to the North Star State!

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Here is what we want: your captions! Let us hear what you got. Winner receives something cool…like a used Sandlot 2 DVD or something.

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I see we’ve got some hot spuds there. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you picking out some butter to put on top. Now go grab the sour cream and let’s have a party.

I guess when you have no friends to invite you to a picnic you go to Walmart and create you own. I’m not sure where this ranks on the sadness meter, but I can tell you it’s not good.

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How are pants with booty writing still a thing? This is probably the first time in my life I wish I was illiterate.

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What? You think Spiderman just has an infinite amount of web to sling around? Sometimes he likes to just chill and drive from place to place. Damn, just let him be people!

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Seems like a dope spot for some much needed R&R. Just keep it chill bro, wouldn’t want you to inconvenience yourself.

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Okie dokie, I guess it’s appropriate you’re in the breakfast aisle because you just woke me up.

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I don’t know about a Redneck Inspector Gadget. I was thinking more along the lines of a Redneck Bounty Hunter, but then again I guess that would just make him Dog the Bounty Hunter. So maybe a shittier version of Dog the Bounty Hunter, if that’s possible?

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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3 Comments
Georges S
Georges S
October 10, 2020 9:35 am

Don’t those women know Spandex is not a right, it’s privilege. (From the movie Hacker but I don’t remember who said it)

yahsure
yahsure
October 10, 2020 10:28 am

The spandex biker/exercise pants and shorts seem popular with all the women who weigh over 250 lbs where I live. It’s disgusting.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
October 10, 2020 10:33 am

Moon Boots still exist?