TIME Names Karen Person Of The Year

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—Time’s Person of the Year issue has highlighted some of the world’s most influential, important, and controversial figures for almost 100 years. After weeks of intense internal deliberation, Time Magazine has officially announced its Person of the Year: Karen.

“Karen could be any of us. She could be all of us,” said Edward Felsenthal, Editor in Chief of Time. “For years, we have been under the watchful protection of everyday heroes who are dedicated to righting all wrongs, no matter how tiny or insignificant. Today, that watchful protector has a name, and her name is Karen.”

The announcement was met with mixed reactions and fierce debate. Some Karens have celebrated the news as a huge step forward for Karen representation and human rights. Other Karens took issue with the cover photo and demanded to speak to the manager of Time Magazine. Some have questioned Time choosing Karen in 2020 after already choosing Greta Thunberg last year, who is kind of like a “climate Karen.”

Karen will be joining Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Bill Anders, and Hitler as one of the most important and newsworthy people of the last 100 years. Donald Trump supporters, outraged by Time’s snub of the president, wrote letters to the editor and threatened to call the police.

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10 Comments
SeeBee
SeeBee
November 28, 2020 7:45 pm

and let’s not forget her FREAKY male counterpart……
KEVIN….comment image

Gen X Nomad
Gen X Nomad
November 28, 2020 7:48 pm

“Karen: She’d like to speak to your manager.” Hilarious and true.

musket
musket
November 28, 2020 7:52 pm

Who reads Time?

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  musket
November 29, 2020 12:36 am

What is this Time you speak of??

musket
musket
  Saxons Wrath
November 29, 2020 8:05 am

The document that sitteth in the outhouse next to the corn cobs…..

James
James
November 28, 2020 8:13 pm

I will say as Karen actually not masked have no issue with her.

I will further say even if masked she left me alone,again,no issue.

Now,she is masked and has a issue with me,forget the manager,just please step away say 500 yards and lets see how me new too works @ 500 yards.

Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
November 28, 2020 10:23 pm

Turn Karen around and bend her over a stump.

nkit
nkit
November 29, 2020 12:08 am

I am loathe to admit it, but my first wife’s name was Karen, and she was the original Karen…witch…Most grocery stores had her photo on the wall like some persona non grata in Vegas…A manager’s nightmare…..bitch…

musket
musket
  nkit
November 29, 2020 8:07 am

Everyone has at least one Karen in his life…….it’s part of the educational plan.

Gomer
Gomer
  musket
November 29, 2020 10:29 am

My buddy and I were both dating girls named Karen. One was nice and sweet. We referred to her as Karen. The other… We referred to as Un-care’n.