WASHINGTON, DC—In a landmark 5-4 decision led by alleged dogmatic constitutional extremist Amy Coney Barrett, the Supreme Court has decided the First Amendment can stay.
“This blatantly anti-science decision will kill trillions of people,” said CNN reporter Dan Bernapinkle. “We here at CNN tried to warn you that Trump’s SCOTUS nominees would usher in a dark age of wanton freedom in direct violation of Science’s wishes, but no one heard our warnings because the airports were closed due to COVID.”
In her written opinion, which she wrote in 3 minutes without consulting any notes, ACB said: “Yeah… so, the First Amendment includes freedom of religion and assembly. I asked my clerks to see whether there was a ‘virus clause’ somewhere in there and they didn’t find any. I’m just a Supreme Court Justice and I’m not allowed to remove amendments, so yeah — the First Amendment stays. Sorry guys.”
In his dissenting opinion, Justice Roberts said, “Someone help me. Decisions are scary. I’m not anti-science! Am I doing this right? Please love me!”
According to experts, Science is angrily demanding that the First Amendment be done away with completely to protect public health. Democrats are recommending stacking the court before Science gets even angrier.
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Not so funny when it is possible.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/norway-criminalizes-hate-speech-against-transgender-people-private-homes-or-conversations
All European peoples seem hell bent on racial suicide.
Just wait until senators Warnock and Ossoff help to confirm four additional Supreme Court justices nominated by President Harris.
I see that (((Ossoff’s))) wife is an Ob/Gyn. So, an abortionist, right? How is that little weasel not losing by 70 points in Georgia? “Sonny Perdue” sounds like someone who owns a string of fried chicken restaurants. Can’t he get the black vote just by giving away some of his chicken?
Sonny Perdue was previously the GA governor, and now Sec. of Agriculture. David Perdue (no relation) is the one running for US Senate. Neither have any direct connection with Perdue chickens, though I suspect somewhere back there is a relation.
And Ossoff and Warnock (black) are proposing on giving them the entire country, so could a few buckets of chicken ever hope to compete with that. All Perdue and Loeffler are offering is a chance to work hard and succeed.
Ah… I stand corrected. Thanks. I just figured all white guys in Georgia are named Sonny and they all own fried chicken restaurants. If fried chicken won’t work, there’s also packs of Newports or Kools.
I am convinced that among the Epstein files (or the ones that are now in the possession of someone else), is video of Roberts with young boys or similar. And yes, I get that this is a parody – if only his decisions in the past were.
Waiting for the decision that is equivalent to Amy snipping Roberts.