Once upon a time in America, when television had only 3 Networks that produced generally excellent and well acted non reality programming, there was a series called The Man from Uncle. I got to thinking about how prescient that show really was……..
As I was recently granted top secret security clearance to the big secrets of our newly installed Commander In-Continent Joseph Liden (like where the Terrorists hid his Jello Pudding), I can now safely expose recently declassified details about our Big Tech Robber Barons and the clandestine organization to which they belong.
This organization has been around since September 1964, when it was formed to promote world domination by geeks using the digitization of everything with an early programming language called Speakeasy, developed in 1964 at Argonne National Laboratory (ANL).
The nefarious group started long before the Internet was invented by Al Gore, but continues today with massive financial support from Google, Amazon, Microsoft and Apple. Their nearly infinite supply of Stock Market monopoly money has led to almost total victory by dumbing down the masses with instant gratification requiring nearly zero rational thought.
The loosely knit group of home based basement dwellers was first identified by a Mr. Alexander Waverly in October 1964 who sought to control the group’s influence with a network of counter spies operating under the name United Network Command for Law Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.).
Mr. Waverly understood the evil nature of this techno-fascist group and how they would be able to slowly transform the world by transforming the people using a network of spies that monitored and then controlled virtually all human interaction and thought. These spies were innocently called “Cookies” (Communist Organization of Killers, Evil-Doers and Spies).
He went to the top levels of Government to finance his counter intelligence organization and successfully obtained just enough cash to last 3 1/2 years.
However, that level of limited funding could not provide enough resistance to the ever wealthier Geeks and their Cookie henchman. The organization, which dominates politics and culture by canceling history and people that love Liberty over Techno-Tyranny, continues to survive today under the name of T.H.R.U.S.H. (Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity).
The following power mad Geeks are active members of the T.H.R.U.S.H. organization today:
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- Bill Hates
- Tim Kook
- Jeff Bozos
- Mark Zuckerborg
The names of other supporting members of T.H.R.U.S.H., mainly from the MSM, will be released at the end of Kamala Harris’s soon to be first term as the first female President of the United Socialist States of America to be Impeached.
Soon to be President Harris will likely have a statement about T.H.R.U.S.H. when she can stop smiling long enough to speak.
A GoFundMe site has been established to re-finance U.N.C.L.E. and bring Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryaken back from their long rest to help us continue this fight to the end, before T.H.R.U.S.H. successfully realizes their long sought after goal of world domination by soulless nerds.
a good yarn. i liked it.
Well Done!
We use to watch that.
Kind of 007, the TV show.
And Get Smart and the RAT Patrol.
One of my best friends went to high school at the Marmion Military Academy in Aurora Illinois, near the Argonne Lab. One weekend, he and another guy decided to breech the impregnable perimeter of the Lab, which was said to be impossible.
They worked their way through various fences and obstacles until they were on the grounds. This place was huge. Their idea was to run to the building, touch it and exfiltrate. Some manner of counting coup I guess.
As they approached the structure, sirens went off and dozens of automatic searchlights came on traversing all over the grounds. As they turned to run, a helicopter took off from the roof with its own searchlight.
There was a large pond on the grounds and they dove into it, hiding in and under water while the helicopter searched and guards came with dogs looking for them. They stayed in the water for hours until the searches ended, crawled out and made their escape. This was 1972.
That was probably Fermi Lab, another national laboratory. Argonne is a little farther south near Darien, IL, Cass Ave and I-55.
That’s way better than me and a couple buddies sneaking onto the runway of the international airport and onto a 737 that was parked nearby. We stole some flight charts out of the cockpit and got the hell out of there. That was a couple decades before 9-11, obviously.
Interesting. My Mom grew up in Aurora and I visited my Grandparents there all through the mid-late 60s when I lived in Chi-Congo. Who knew. The acronym THRUSH actually does stand for what was noted in my little yarn. Amazing how we have known about societal tech takeover for so long, well pre-dating the great UNCLE show and still managed to let it happen.
An article featuring The Man from Uncle … ok … but NOTHING about the tragic loss of A Great American Hero last week??
I’m talking about Larry Flynt … who relieved me from my obsession with National Geographic.
Larry was a capitalist who used the first amendment and SCOTUS to lower the moral standards of America. As a college student, I considered his magazines to be biology research periodicals.
Hustler saved money by using ugly chicks and not bothering to airbrush the pimples off their asses.
You look at their faces??
That was a good story.
To answer the question:
Looking for his Russian partner in espionage Illya Kuryakin and his suspected link to some suspicious federal election interference.
Love it. A little trivea. Each show had what thing in common?
Robert Vaughn graduated from my alma mater – Univ. of MN.
Each show title used the word ‘Affair”.
Nobody seems to remember his role in The Magnificent Seven (1960).
Nov. 11, 2016
“Robert Vaughn, the cleft-chinned actor who reached the peak of his fame in the 1960s playing Napoleon Solo, the debonair international agent tasked with saving the world each week on the hit television series “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.,” died on Friday in Danbury, Conn. He was 83.”
His manager, Matthew Sullivan, said, blah….dribble, hack, wheeze, spit, gah…. puke.
F’ng pussy ass-wipes.
The toys that came from the Man From Uncle show were phenomenal. How could a young boy not love the briefcase with the secret gun inside that shot a ‘bullet’ out the front. A parent would probably be arrested today for giving that to a kid.