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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:51 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 3, 2021 9:31 am

That would be the shits if that was a leaking septic.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:51 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 9:13 pm

Excellent plan.
Now take the trash to the curb.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:52 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:15 pm

Leave it. I am not interested in what that commie has to say.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:35 pm

Perfectly natural reaction after he realized he kissed a man. Leftists will soon expunge this scene.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 6:26 pm

Jim Carey always was full of shit.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:23 am

Try the Drano.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 4, 2021 1:48 am

I hope that thing was well used.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 2, 2021 10:20 pm

I can see an alien face and it is smiling at me.

Machinist
Machinist
  Anonymous
April 2, 2021 11:39 pm

Looks like E.T.

Phil
Phil
  Anonymous
April 3, 2021 1:19 pm

That’s what it looks like down on the border?

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:54 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:16 pm

Jeepers!

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:55 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:17 pm

Still not as bright as AOC.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 6:32 pm

“Offroading? No way, I don’t want to get my truck all muddy” said Biff.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:58 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
April 2, 2021 12:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 12:59 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:22 pm

They said the same thing about Pelosi.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:41 pm

I don’t like the driver’s chances.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:42 pm

Betcha she did that on her knees, too.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:02 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:24 pm

A visual of Biden speaking.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:43 pm

Real scene from Biden’s West Wing.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:46 pm

Transformers are more real–and less disturbing–than transgenders.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:04 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:26 pm

The start of “Build Back Better”.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:47 pm

Only known sighting of the Flash in real life.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:54 pm

The bridge was clearly racist as it enabled blacks and other folks of color to cross the river and get to such white things as jobs and their intact families.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
April 2, 2021 11:44 pm

Bldg. 7

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:22 am

Gotta love priming with det cord

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 4, 2021 1:53 am

Det Cord burns at over 20.000 ft/ sec.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:05 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:27 pm

Damn!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:48 pm

Okay, the only other known sighting of the Flash.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:29 am

Neat! Det cord primer again with cratering charges (ammonium nitrate). Vividly demonstrates the difference in speed of detonation between the two explosives.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:06 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 9:20 pm

A glaring example of cuckholdry.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:31 am

Seems like a fair trade – the cat gets a soft pillow, the dog gets a fur blanket.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:07 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
April 2, 2021 1:47 pm

Could someone invite Biden Kamala Pelosi Shumer Killary to go swim there

Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:28 pm

With Trump gone, dems turn on their own.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:51 pm

This shark was sorry he tangled with Roseanne.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 6:51 pm

That shark was big, but the other shark was bigger.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
April 3, 2021 12:32 am

So much for those shark steaks….

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
April 4, 2021 9:05 am

Reminds me of the classic “The Old Man and the Sea” with Spenser Tracey. Great movie. Good book also……read it slowly at first….until it ended suddenly.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:07 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
April 2, 2021 11:46 pm

Spring is here.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:08 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:30 pm

I heard the driver complain that he works all day with no breaks.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Gomer
April 2, 2021 4:17 pm

No BRAKES either!

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
April 2, 2021 7:02 pm

And my chances are………………comment image

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:56 pm

I worked with a man from South Africa, who was here on a work visa. It pissed him off whenever anyone called him African-American. He would tell them “stop calling me that….I’m just AFRICAN…PERIOD!”

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:12 pm

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jhall
jhall
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:06 pm

Kamala doesn’t have a dark side. Kamala is the dark side.

Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:34 pm

Kamala is a heinous witch. I hope her broom has Tesla self drive.

Machinist
Machinist
  Gomer
April 2, 2021 11:50 pm

It does, but it always goes Left.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Machinist
April 3, 2021 12:35 am

Better it should have the original 737max attitude controls…

Gomer
Gomer
  Machinist
April 3, 2021 9:36 am

Ahhh, that explains her circling above Joe like a vulture.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:13 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:08 pm

Simply because the EVIL isn’t afraid of you standing up to them with your car.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:54 pm

And you don’t have to give up your freedom because others are afraid of invisible bugs.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:14 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 2:36 pm

You should have to have a “permit” to speak.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Gomer
April 3, 2021 12:36 am

it’s coming

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:14 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
April 2, 2021 1:14 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Georges S
April 4, 2021 9:16 pm

She would make a better cat.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:15 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
April 2, 2021 1:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Georges S
April 2, 2021 3:06 pm

This would be accurate if the picture were of Dick Cheney.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Georges S
April 2, 2021 3:58 pm

OBL had nothing to do with 9-11.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
April 2, 2021 5:09 pm

Then the statement is 100% factual.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  TN Patriot
April 3, 2021 12:31 am

either way.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:16 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:01 pm

Lucky you didn’t get rear-ended instead.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:04 pm

I believe it.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:17 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:02 pm

No worries, the tide will come in and clean up after them.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Gomer
April 2, 2021 3:59 pm

Indeed, the solution to pollution is dilution.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:18 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:04 pm

And by the way, “Free Speech” is no longer free. Thanks a lot.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:19 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:07 pm

Ok Joe, here’s a tuff one for ya: In your title, is the word “dem” short for democrat or dementia?

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:20 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 9:40 pm

Where can one get this bumper sticker?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
April 4, 2021 2:02 am

Seriously, where ?

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
April 4, 2021 5:05 pm

Your Obedience Men’s Tee

Georges S
Georges S
April 2, 2021 1:20 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  Georges S
April 2, 2021 3:08 pm

“Fooled you,I ain’t wearing any”.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Georges S
April 2, 2021 4:00 pm

And your wife/girlfriend isn’t sitting next to you either.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:10 pm

I see she looks just like her mother.

Doc
Doc
  Bob P
April 2, 2021 9:35 pm

Nah, that just her without the makeup.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
April 2, 2021 9:42 pm

The one on the right is hideous and scary

prester kahn
prester kahn
  YourAverageJoe
April 3, 2021 12:42 am

And has a more frightening laugh

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:24 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:11 pm

Good question and for your prize you win an all expense paid trip to re-edjumaction camp of your pick.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:13 pm

Because working people tend to vote Republican and leeches always vote Democrat.

nkit
nkit
April 2, 2021 1:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
April 2, 2021 3:14 pm

I trust a rabid badger with a thorn in its arse more than Fauci.