MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist.
“We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the Google Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-Racism, Climate Change, Immigration Reform, and LGBTQ Affairs. “That’s why we must act quickly to get states like Georgia off the map, both literally and figuratively.”
Starting today, the state of Georgia will be replaced with a blue body of water labeled “Sea of Racism” on all Google Maps platforms. Driving directions given by the site will be altered. For example, directions from South Carolina to Florida via I-95 will state: “continue south through the stupid Sea of Racism without stopping for 112 miles.”
Google will also be updating searches for locations inside the state. A search for directions to Atlanta, GA now returns the following message. “Location not found. Would you like to travel to a Google-approved destination such as Seattle, Minneapolis, or Beijing?”
The spokesman went on to clarify that Google hasn’t completely abandoned the state. “Google will still provide one-way driving directions out of the state for anyone who currently resides in Georgia,” he noted. “Also, we will still provide directions to any out-of-state celebrities or businesses who want to donate money to the Georgia Democratic Party.”
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Genius satire in a cartological vein.
2 Headlines from Yahoo News today….
“I hated myself for not being white, here’s how I stopped”
“Man Charged With Hate Crime After Yelling ‘Go Back to China…”
How is the rule in any way racist? Is Google saying that Black people are too stupid to get ID?
I think they are implying that they are too lazy to go get the free ID.
First offer a free treat to ethnic populations like a Krispy Kreme doughnut, 40 oz Colt 45 malt liquor or, for an overwhelmingly massive response, some Popeye’s (Church’s) chicken. The folks always know how to find those places. Set up the ID booth right there and wham .
Don’t give the clowns any ideas…..
Don’t show up on their maps and maybe they leave you alone finally. Might not be all bad.
“Sea of Racism” LOL
I would be happy to be part of a section of the nation that was removed from their maps. Would that mean that the f-ing feds would leave us all alone? If so, I picked a good state to end up at this point.
It’s getting to where I can’t spot satire anymore from the headlines.
Great, I have land just north of the GA border, my property values just went up with proximity to the sea!
Remove WDC!