Biden Phones Hitler

“Cynicles” posted this in the Government-Ridicule thread.  It’s FF, and I thought this was worth it’s own post, so more people see it.  You know what makes political satire really funny?  When it’s true! At this point I wonder if we’d be better off with a Hitler in charge than with the demented old fool we’re stuck with.

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Author: Stucky

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Brewer55
Brewer55
May 7, 2021 8:02 am

That was hilarious. However, why is this bumbling fool coherent and seemingly not demented when it counts? Like at the pseudo state of the union address last week? I so hoped he would bumble and stumble and do the “C’mon man!” thingy….

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Brewer55
May 7, 2021 8:36 am

The questions are, “Who is Biden’s Dr. Feelgood and what are they juicing him with before these big speeches?”. Inquiring minds would like to know.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Stucky
May 7, 2021 9:39 am

It would certainly bring me to life!!

Georges S
Georges S
  Brewer55
May 7, 2021 10:02 am

Klamadia?? Heurkkk I’m gonna barf

Thersites
Thersites
  Brewer55
May 7, 2021 1:28 pm

“However, why is this bumbling fool coherent and seemingly not demented when it counts?”
Drugs

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Brewer55
May 7, 2021 9:03 pm

They gave him a double dose of whatever meth cocktail they usually give him when they have to prop him up in public for a few minutes.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
May 7, 2021 8:38 am

Psaki Admits She Tells Joe Biden Not to Take Impromptu Questions From Reporters

Ignatius J. Reilly
Ignatius J. Reilly
May 7, 2021 8:39 am

We pretty much have a hitler in charge. It’s whoever is controlling the senile meat puppet they want us to call POTUS.

They’ve got the race war ramping-up, and it’s coming from government.

Meet Bishop Garrison: The Pentagon’s Hatchet Man in Charge of Purging MAGA Patriots and Installing Race Theory in The Military

On February 3, 2021, in the wake of the “deadly events” of 1/6, Biden’s new Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin ordered a 60-day stand-down and total purge of the U.S. military’s rampant, undefined “extremism” problem. Though the details of this purge were always kept vague and framed in apolitical terms, it was immediately obvious the target would be MAGA — with the buzzword “extremism” tagged onto various proxies for Trump supporters, conservatives, and opponents of globalism of all stripes.

We now know the hatchet man the Pentagon has selected to carry out this MAGA purge of the American defense forces, and the entire operation is worse than you could have ever imagined.

The Biden administration has just put the equivalent of Ibram X. Kendi in charge of vetting the entire U.S. military.

This hatchet man’s name is Bishop Garrison, Senior Advisor to the Secretary of Defense for Diversity and Inclusion:

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anono
anono
  Ignatius J. Reilly
May 7, 2021 10:36 am

Thank you AP for putting it so well. I would disagree that it’s a boomer problem though. 3/4 of TBP has succumbed to the dumbing and numbing international snowjob which allows them to feel the cheap rush of virtue signaling, much like mask wearing while on a wilderness hike.

Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford
  Ignatius J. Reilly
May 7, 2021 11:43 am

Very well said.

falconflight
falconflight
  Ignatius J. Reilly
May 7, 2021 2:44 pm

Tell it to the Holy Vicar of Christ. What’s his name?

falconflight
falconflight
May 7, 2021 2:42 pm

Stucky, you’re assuming the Mr. Biden is anything but a figure head of our installed Amerikan Politburo. We don’t actually know who is the lead committee ‘consensus builder.’ Is it Jill Biden, the National Security Advisor, Susan Rice? It is very likely a committee, with someone leading the committee.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 7, 2021 6:41 pm

Do you think we’d have even 1% of the insane social problems with a NatSoc government that we have now?

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I don’t.

I’d rather have a society where the trains run on time, rather than one where Bruce Jenner in a dress can run for office.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 7, 2021 9:00 pm

Fegelein!!!

Literally Hitler
Literally Hitler
May 7, 2021 10:29 pm

No need to wonder