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Instant karma–luv it.
This is fucking hilarious. Not only did he just wreck, he’s going to be responsible for the damage to the suv he hit also.
Should have unassed way before this.
She caught the bouquet.
It means she gets married next.
It doesn’t mean it has to be him.
He tells her that and his problem is solved.
What I needed to get my youngest ready in time for school.
What I needed to get rid of the ex-girlfriend.
(The one that caught the bouquet).
Look, Jed, that must be one of them rainbow trouts.
Wish I could fart like that.
With a rainbow coming out of your arse?
I think it’s a gay thing…
Chicks dig it too!
I’d have been much more impressed if she wasn’t wearing a shirt.
Beef bulldogion.
Russian steel is tougher than it looks.
Or cutting wheels not as tough as you might think
Her top is on backwards
Next thing he’ll expect is a turtle wax.
Now you can save 15% on your grapefruit bill.
Serving method is a little unappetizing. Not sure where that shovel’s been…
If only they would keep them under control like this at the supermarket.
I think we must have missed the turn for Manhattan.
Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
No, I’m serious, do you swallow.
“Do you really like my legs Mr. Sinatra?”
Okay, yes, I could have made better choices with my life, but she’s okay when I’m really drunk, and she keeps me warm at night.
I know the HOA said it was my Saturday to volunteer to clean up the common area but after Friday Fails and adult drinks, really it’s just a 3 hour nap
1.6 million RPM (Rounds Per Mile)
Hence why outer space and travel are fake- you have to have something to push off of.
Newton’s second and third laws.
In action.
You forgot Newton’s 6th law:
Intelligent people have an equal and opposite reaction to dumbfuck comments like GT Voids above.
Next we’re going to hear he saw Bigfoot riding a unicorn chasing a leprechaun.
Well, they shouldn’t have built their house in the middle of the road.
What’s the porpoise of this?
Nothing. They’re just dolphin around.
Eenie meenie miny moe, catch a cetacean by the fin, if he squeals let him go, then grab the harpoon and flensing knives.
Who founded REO and what other company did he found?
Ransome E. Olds
Oldsmobile
Ransom Eli Olds
Oldsmobile (sold out to GM)
Slow refresh.
Later went by the name Diamond REO. Also made a pickup called the Speedwagon.
Then the company went bust so he started a rock band.
Das raciss.
Dem’s warlike Injuns.
No, don’t run over the shit.
If you get an infestation of these, they’re almost impossible to get rid of.
Ivermectin will take care of them. Scabies too I hear.
Okay, I get the picture. I’ll lower my prices.
Not a fail. Poetry in motion.
I second that.
The wonders of cellophane.
The rule changes to suit LGBT really do go overboard.
That’s gonna be one tough steak.
And they’re both thinking that the little guy is about to get his ass kicked.
Good form! Big brothers have much more fun growing up.