WELLINGTON, NZ—After discovering a single case of COVID on the island of New Zealand, the country’s Prime Minister and Chief Muppet Jacinda Ardern has decided she will take no chances—electing to just sink the entire island into the sea to stop the spread.
“Listen, this gives me no pleasure,” she said in an address, “but desperate times call for desperate measures. I am left with no choice but to fully submerge this island underwater until the threat of COVID is passed.”
“So pack your togs, because you all will have to swim for a few weeks until we figure this out.”
She then drilled a hole into the ground with an auger until water began rushing out, which then enveloped the whole island, leaving all the Kiwis floating out in the wop-wops.
“Crikey!” said all the enraged citizens. “We’ll be floating out here for yonks!”
Authorities assured the rest of the world that Prime Minister Ardern’s move was in no way an overreaction and is completely reasonable in every way.
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All for 1 positive case based on a phony test that it’s use is set to expire in 2-3 months per the cdc. What the fuck kind of lunacy is this. the only lunacy worse is that the sheeple are going along with this bullshit!
She probably would if she could.
Here’s the cult of death slut working a crack pipe and blowing Kill Bill gates of hell at the same time. NZ is obviously phucked when a ho like this is calling the shots. Are there any “men” left down under in the sheeple shagging paradise? Just curious….
Don’t you just love skinny ho’s skeletal finger phuck shirt to death? Says more than a thousand comments ever could about the sort of political filth that rises to the top in these anglozionazi outposts.
Until people world over wake up and throw these communists out once and for all these cycles of destruction will never cease. IF…. big IF… people would actually hold their political reps ACCOUNTABLE. then much of this communist infiltration would not happen.
Biggest problem I see is people saying they hold their nose and vote the pseudo-conservatives in because better the enemy you know than the one you don’t. poppycock. Vote in the little unknown guy and dump the career political thats the liar and traitor to the people. Caveat – if and when voting counts again. If you keep voting traitors you will never get rid of the communists, period.
Giving the communists and rhino’s continuing power you already know you are facilitating them to rig. cheat and lie their ways back into the halls of power. You are part of the problem. Time to change that pattern…
More unbelievable is what Australia is doing. Its government is reverting to the days when all of the non-aborigines in country were either prisoners or guards in a giant penal colony. And that’s not Babylon Bee.
Auntie eagerly awaits a return to Maori rule down there. So do most folks who haven’t had their brains removed.
TAI KANGATA!