WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is disappointed by the low attendance at the D.C. rally they organized for Trump supporters today.
In spite of the FBI’s best efforts to lure a bunch of angry MAGA insurrectionists to the Capitol this weekend, only a few hundred FBI agents dressed as MAGA insurrectionists showed up.
“Ivermectin! Get your hot, fresh Ivermectin HEEEERRRRE!” cried one agent selling bootleg Ivermectin tablets from Tractor Supply Company. Unfortunately, he only made a couple of sales to a few other FBI agents from other field offices he didn’t recognize.
“Greetings, fellow Trump supporters,” said another agent. “Let’s go insurrect the government, shall we, fellas? Maybe kidnap Gretchen Whitmer? Whadaya say boys? Say—I sure do love racism!” He was then immediately tackled by three other FBI agents who dragged him to an unmarked van.
Another field agent passed out flyers for a “Super Secret Satanic Pedophile Meeting”, but was sad to find there were no takers, except one lady named Hillaria Clintonania.
“Man, to put so much work into something, only to have it flop like this, it kind of hurts, you know?” said Agent Arlo Chitbag, who had organized the event. “No one even seemed interested in my ‘Make Your Own Pipe Bomb’ booth!”
The discouraged FBI agents will reportedly unwind this evening by spying on people through their webcams before attending their monthly Satanic pedophile meeting.
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That’s racist. Don’t Black Spritzers Matter (BSM). How dare you.
Put them on a transport to the border to repel the invaders from the south.
Halloween is over a month away, what are they spose’ to be? I give up….storm troopers? IDK
They probably thought someone might burn down the doughnut shop, leaving them without a snack.
I like the chicks marching in their battle rattle. I doubt they will protest much should it get frosty and need to fix up a sammich and a little fun stuff just in case they might find themselves in a bind.
I noticed one who was 2’ shorter than the men around her. Didn’t know the made body armor for midgets
They should be required to carry swords not guns, it would look more appropriate.
More police here than in most big cities.
Those are Feds, but I don’t think they are FBI.
Looks like 95% of the officers in the military when they are trying to follow the civilian off-duty dress code their senior ranking daddies picked for them.
No fucken joke.
Riot gear makes you feel invincible.
Fire corrects that.
Uh huh. All that nylon tactical shit might not like a mix of gasoline and grease
I prefer the styrofoam, 87 octane, soap chip formula myself.
Marching orcs. Uncanny how their armor matches the Orcs armor in Lord of the Rings. All they need are swords and spears to complete the picture. Sad….
MG…You have an exceptional ability to find the perfect video at the right moment.
Serendiptity….or synchronicity….I just did a marathon re-watching of Lord of the Rings and I regard most cops as Orcs.
I think a rally should be planned for every Saturday, just to keep the FIB and cops busy twiddling their thumbs.
The FBI? Who do you think put on the rally?
What I am saying is normies should schedule a rally every week and they will have to respond even if nobody shows up except the FIB plants.
Great idea!
“Agent Arlo Chitbag,”
Very funny … cuz BB is a Christian outfit.
T-shirt idea ….
“Went to an Insurrection and all I saw were FBIs (Faggoty Bitches In sunglasses)”
Great pics, Admin.
Special Agent Chitbag. I like it.
Irony.
They appear to have made a wrong turn on their way to Fire Island.
Gay Sex Dolls
Now that’s some funny shit…
The truth becomes satire. This is more or less what actually happened.
The real patriots had the good sense to stay home. It was a set up.
FWIW, the secret to a quality pipe bomb is extra nails.
And ball bearings.
The big ones from CV joints…
Major tactical errors.
An individual like Stephen Paddock could have had a field day.
Good thing that real Americans didn’t fall into this trap.