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That’s exactly what I need on my drone to spy on my neighbour’s 20-year-old daughter.
Bob, you are clearly out of touch with 20 year old females today. For just $20 over a cash app, your neighbor’s daughter will send you a whole album of her nudes
For continual multiple hourly donations of $20, she’ll have you as a sugar daddy, Bob.
Get with the times.
I’ve personally shotgunned three drones to their technological death.
Well, if you don’t want me to shit in the hall you should change the knob on the bathroom door.
That’s on the inside, Bob.
Actually, meteorites are so small that you’d be better off with a baseball catcher’s mitt. (Asbestos preferred).
Antifreeze works better as a cat deterrent.
Especially if you put in their water bowl
You guys are sick and not funny….
Former indoor cat.
“F*ck Joe Biden”, “F*ck Joe Biden”, “F*ck Joe Biden”.
Should should really get your U key fixed, Mix. For now, allow me to assist:
“Fuck Joe Biden,” “Fuck Joe Biden,” “Fuck Joe Biden.”
You’re welcome.
Ming, let me explain something to you. This is a union shop. We have to think of fellow members when we presume to devise ways to be more efficient at work. Setting the table is supposed to take 20 minutes. If you do it in 20 seconds, we’ll all have to do it in 20 seconds. Then management will give us something else to do and lay off some of us. Get with the program fast before you find yourself with a few less teeth. Have a nice day.
The government!
That’s all I’m gonna say. The Government
Suds, I wouldn’t judge you for dating a sheep, but did it really have to be a male sheep?
He was dressed like that when I stole him from the Greektown market.
I’z on my way to Scrabble’s. He’s gonna give lessons on how to shear it, then butcher it,
and we’re gonna have grilled lamb chops for dinner tomorrow night, w ammoghio and rice pilaf,
then slow roasted lamb shank for supper on Sunday, w taters and grilled asparagus.
If’n his missus gets to crocheting, I might get me a pair of wool socks for the Winter out of the deal.
Ain’t no hanky panky going on anywhere, anytime.
Naaaa-aaaht how I roll, BP.
If it had a mask on, it could easily be taken for a vaccinated Biden voter
Hearse production is going to need to be increased greatly.
I’m a damn swell dude in distress, oh fair knights. Rescue me and I shall reward you with my body.
Bob!
You scared them away!
Too much trouble to read all that. Take my advice: Nod and smile when she speaks but under no circumstances listen.
He’ll go far.
practicing for when he’s married
Negative. I will never forgive people like Fauci who have perpetrated this entire covid disaster. They need to suffer for what they’ve done to us. Not even God could forgive that level of depravity.
Ignorance can be forgiven to a degree, but what Fauxi did was calculated and criminal.
Forgiveness is for Christians.
How that working out for them?
its not called a ‘long game’ for nothing
Pretty good, across the last 2000 years.
Except women are much more expensive.
Have you bought bacon recently?
It’s catching up.
Wait til January in Cali…even the hooker will be taking a pound of bacon for services rendered.
Attaboy!
Bury the pipes a bit deeper next time.
Hey everybody, I struck water.
It’s awkward to explain, darling, so let me show you.
Why didn’t you knit up a noose?
I’m tugging in unison.
One tug,
Two tug,
BONGO!
Jason Williams. Never forget that guy.
I would like to see something more artistic like a tongue and vaJaJa…
The “socialization ” you get at government monopoly day prisons.
They are all wearing horsehair wigs.
There’s something mesmerizing about this, but when I tried to put my finger on it the police took me away.
It’s all fun and games until you poke an eye out.
They are listening to a Joe Biden speech
No one you see is higher than he.
What happens when you do a half assed job.
When I was younger all my fantasies involved pretty women. Nowadays I fantasize about how I would welcome Joe Biden to the local trailer park.
When I monkeyed around with her tits she definitely did not smile.
Houston’s Mayor before discovering he preferred penises.
Houston’s mayor after being reelected.
“My booty is always open”
Hakuna Matata