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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:25 pm

Oaky, this is the last time I hire a gay man!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 10:14 pm

Liar.
You’ll hire them again and again just for the laughs.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:25 pm

Shit, we missed the denouement.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 2:52 pm

Biden voter.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 11:59 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 12, 2021 8:57 pm

I’m impressed…

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 2:54 pm

There are a bunch of Youtube videos of morons maiming themselves with Tannerite.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 12, 2021 3:28 pm

And then there Texans who hunt feral hogs with it.comment image

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
November 12, 2021 10:16 pm

I like my bacon crispy…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
November 12, 2021 11:14 pm

When pigs fly….

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  fujigm
November 12, 2021 11:18 pm

Bacon bits??

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
November 12, 2021 6:51 pm

An object lesson on why the minimum safe distance without cover is 100 meters for any amount of explosives.

B.S in V.C
B.S in V.C
  prester kahn
November 12, 2021 7:16 pm

one hundred yards per pound is tannerites recommended safe distance

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
November 13, 2021 7:57 am

In Russia, you shoot ammunition.
In American, ammunition shoot YOU!

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:01 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 12, 2021 7:58 pm

She looked slightly better after her head got jarred sideways.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
November 12, 2021 10:16 pm

They always do.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
November 13, 2021 7:59 am

Nothing quite like a good ole fashioned attitude adjustment!!
Just lookit the water works after, LOL

Bob P
Bob P
November 12, 2021 12:01 pm

“On the home stretch the chick takes the lead!”

Yes!

“It’s looking bad for the pup . . . wait, here comes the pup with a kick at the wire.”

No! Fuck off, puppy!

“And the pup wins the race!”

Ah shit! I lost a grand on that. Fucking chick choked!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 9:17 pm

Bob;
Some are born funny,
and some have funny thrust upon them.

You appear to have taken the latter path in your life.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:01 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
November 12, 2021 7:58 pm

What happens when you go out in the snow in bathing suits.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
November 12, 2021 12:02 pm

Fido! Yer snack is ready

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:30 pm

He’s Canadian, so what does he know? Yes, I am, too, but that just proves my point.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 3:29 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
November 12, 2021 6:51 pm

That was your bathroom floor and yes it is.

nkit
nkit
  hardscrabble farmer
November 13, 2021 4:27 pm

I knew you’d bite. Had to post that for you. lmao

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
  nkit
November 13, 2021 3:17 am

If it was round and spinning, we’d fly off….. I did it on a merry go round once…

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
November 13, 2021 8:01 am

(((He’s))) dead, Jim….

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:31 pm

But I’d be dead, too, so I wouldn’t care.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
November 12, 2021 3:11 pm

Man the last one is really scary

fujigm
fujigm
  1969Bird
November 12, 2021 10:18 pm

Ya think?

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:04 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
November 12, 2021 10:18 pm

HA! Psyche!

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:31 pm

Two of the most worthless people period.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 8:00 pm

Would look better as corpses.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
November 12, 2021 10:18 pm

If cats clawed out their eyeballs, would you be nicer to them?

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  fujigm
November 12, 2021 11:20 pm

Nicer to “Them” or the cats?

fujigm
fujigm
  bridgeportbob
November 13, 2021 12:59 pm

The cats.
You gotta know how YourAverageJoe rolls to get that one.
The lefties would call him felinaphobic, but he just doesn’t like cats.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  fujigm
November 13, 2021 6:12 pm

I’d pay them

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
November 13, 2021 8:06 am

Yes, but No.
If not for them and their actions, would the “wool” still be pulled over the eyes of the general public?
About the breadth, depth and level of corruption in the US government?
Probably not.
Most folks have to get really angry to get motivated.
YMMV.
If ever I think perhaps I’m being overly suspicious of our state of affairs,
I consider Epstein’s murder, conducted nakedly in front of the entire world,
in the middle of NY, with absolute impunity, no real investigations,
completely buried forever…that requires an ‘elitist’ and ‘global’ grade of power,
the same power that facilitates an US election coup, 10% for big guy,
hunter/weiner/ laptop burial, the detachment of vhakz from data, ad nauseum…
It should tell you ANYTHING is possible, nothing is as it appears,
and those in control are evil to the core.

Bob P
Bob P
November 12, 2021 12:07 pm

You’re just trying to bait YourAverageJoe, aren’t you?

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 3:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 12, 2021 3:44 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
November 12, 2021 10:19 pm

OH YEAH!

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:33 pm

Spawn a pair of twins and you can afford a starter home in LA.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:09 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 3:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 12, 2021 12:32 pm

You can have medical debts discharged in bankruptcy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 12, 2021 9:03 pm

You shouldn’t have to go that far…

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
November 12, 2021 10:21 pm

You don’t have to.
Never give out your SSN for medical treatment, go to a federally funded hospital, request charity exemption (2% revenue must be charity), and tell them to send you the bill.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Anonymous
November 13, 2021 8:08 am

Or death….

Bob P
Bob P
November 12, 2021 12:12 pm

Must be nighttime.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 1:25 pm

Looks more like polar bears in a blizzard on my computer.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:35 pm

They spend their entire lives angry and joyless. Must be hell being them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 11:33 pm

I know a die hard brain dead libtard
Never seen her smile, not even once, let alone laugh
Their entire life goal is to make everyone as miserable and stupid as they are

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
November 13, 2021 7:15 pm

Don’t fool yourself.
They hate you, me and America.

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:14 pm

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
November 13, 2021 8:09 am

and then eat you out of house and home!!

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:15 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
November 13, 2021 10:11 am

I’d like to paw that

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
November 12, 2021 12:21 pm

All I see is black, but that might be the whisky.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 1:28 pm

All white on my end. I must have a racist monitor.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
November 12, 2021 9:30 pm

Nope.
Your monitor is fine.
Bob’s is racist.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
November 12, 2021 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:21 pm

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Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  nkit
November 13, 2021 8:10 am

“Does this mirror make my butt look too big?”

What mirror?

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:25 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
November 12, 2021 10:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 2:59 pm

SA-MOKIN’ hot redheads.
Thanks, Nkit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
November 13, 2021 2:44 am

A hundred dittos

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:37 pm

Now you’ve made me hungry and horny . . . well, not you; the pictures, I mean.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
November 12, 2021 11:24 pm

’bout time you showed a little pink!

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 12, 2021 7:00 pm

Carl”s Western bacon sleazeburger?

nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 12, 2021 12:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 12, 2021 1:38 pm

I don’t usually have that problem.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 12, 2021 3:03 pm

I’m not an asshole.
I’m a hemorrhoid.
I make assholes miserable.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 12, 2021 9:09 pm

I usually just cut to the chase and act like an asshole right off the bat..