KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.
“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”
“Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”
Judge Schroeder ruled the prosecutor a doofus and allowed Rittenhouse to disarm the blubbering liar, load his weapon, and position himself defensively on the steps of the courthouse while the verdict was read.
Witnesses claim even the prosecution team was relieved to know Kyle Rittenhouse was out there protecting them.
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HE’S BEEN FOUND INNOCENT ON ALL CHARGES!
You know it! THIS kid! He did what needed to be done. Brave. Courageous. Skilled. I do see him as a hero.
He is a hero. The biggest hero this country has seen in a loooooooooooooooong time.
he did not oblige the left and let himself be killed. that is what the left is so furious about. how dare he defend himself from the Brown Shirts the mentally ill adore!
this young man showed up to help clean the mess left by the trash among us, lefty trash tried to kill him and he simply took the trash out. if you don’t take the trash out, everything begins to smell bad and is covered with disease producing pests.
kudos to Kyle.
I’ll offer to buy the next round…of ammo, since he is not old enough to drink.
Somebody has to pick up all those bricks the FBI left laying around on the sidewalks.
The night ain’t over. Let’s see what the morning brings.
If he plays his cards right he might become as rich as bezos.
He should NOT be going on Tucker or doing any other media. Garland is going to be trying to get him on federal civil rights charges. They’ll chose a venue far less favorable to Kyle. There’s plenty of time for defamation suits later.
And to the 6th count of being a crisis actor? Ordo Ab Chao.
Pick head out of ass.
Consistently sharp humor, and this one was seki steel sharp.
Deus Vult.
Rittenhouse for President 2040!
Got these at barnhardt.biz…
How many antifa rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, 31, 61 or 91, depending on how fast you can change magazines.
We were once the land of the brave, but now we have become a nation of timid cowards. Liberty has a price, and that price must be paid in blood. Only those who are willing to risk life and limb are worthy to claim liberty. KR is a example of the bravery we all must have, if we expect to defeat the tyranny which now threatens us all.