THE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE 2.0 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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76 Comments
Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
December 2, 2021 7:09 pm

Heh… & people wonder why I never got married again?

August
August
  Lee Harvey Griswald
December 3, 2021 5:01 pm

Still, a surprise remodel of the kitchen, without informing the wife, is a fool’s errand.

ICE-9
ICE-9
December 2, 2021 7:30 pm

The problem was she didn’t get to choose everything and therefore it wasn’t “her” kitchen. Dude should have known better.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ICE-9
December 2, 2021 7:42 pm

Serious psychopathy going on.
Obviously off her meds…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  ICE-9
December 2, 2021 8:19 pm

Exactly. I made two little changes to the house we were building and heard about it for weeks. One was cosmetic and was suggested by the designer when he was doing a walk through before sheetrock. The other was to add storage in the closet and those shelves have been packed since the day we moved in.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  ICE-9
December 2, 2021 9:48 pm

100%.

motley
motley
  ICE-9
December 3, 2021 8:55 am

I completely agree. What was this guy thinking.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 7:38 pm

One look at the bitch was all it took.
Fat ass C*^!.
F”@& her.
Can’t get that fat thinking of other people.
Hubby ain’t so smart either😎

javelin
javelin
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 11:22 pm

Even if it was a fake video done in a historic meeting house, the fact that so many people aren’t sure or actually believe it’s real says loads about a large proportion of American women in the 21st century.

dilligaf
dilligaf
December 2, 2021 7:49 pm

… and her ‘vacation’ was spent screwing urban youths for diversity.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
December 2, 2021 7:52 pm

White Female Liberal.

And, the sad thing is that her husband will put up with that behavior.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
December 2, 2021 7:57 pm

Sad? I call it sick.
Trying to please that which has no conscience.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 8:02 pm

Assuming this is real…and not acted out…

This is an example of how White Female Liberals act…and how their beta husbands act. Both are sad and sick. Seen too many examples and can spot them miles away.

This man does not command respect. My guess is he doesn’t know how. Is it his fault or society’s fault?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
December 2, 2021 8:38 pm

In our youth, some of make vows that last a lifetime.
My youthful exuberance is on display.
I am committed to this Union “through sickness & health”.
Who is a man that does not sacrifice for his family?….

Leah
Leah
  Abigail Adams
December 2, 2021 9:12 pm

No. It’s how entitled and ungrateful cunts react, if it’s even real. Wow. Time to set a paper in the direction of the sun in the window, so the kitchen can burn down. How are (we) gonna cook dinner now, hun?

I’m a woman and I am embarrassed to be part of her kind.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Leah
December 2, 2021 9:18 pm

Not her kind…
Are we all just biology?

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Leah
December 2, 2021 9:20 pm

I have a feeling you are not ‘part of her kind’, Leah. 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 8:08 pm

I’ve lived with a Narcissist Feminist for 26 years – who’s Sad now😆
One must learn to cope with disappointment and a loss of expectations.
Welcome to life!
However, each of us has chosen a path.
Walk it to the end.
Don’t quit.
Hard life makes hard people.
Quitters suck.

mark
mark
December 2, 2021 8:15 pm

Wow…did I ever get lucky with my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wife compared to that poor dude with his snooty ungrateful cow…heading in a hurry to semi obese by her early 50’s.

RUN DUDE…RUN!!!

Make a detailed plan…get as much money together as you can…go out for milk and bread one late afternoon and disappear…start all over…leave the witch before you get use to her shoving her boom up your ass…and you start liking it!

RUN DUDE…RUN!!!

SAVE YOUSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
December 2, 2021 8:19 pm

She must give a mighty fine blow job, every night, for him to stay with her, and even then… not worth it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
December 2, 2021 8:28 pm

I’m afraid that guys like this have no comprehension of the world of hurt they are in.
Looking for normalcy in chaos.
Like me in my youth; believed a loving spouse could correct a wrong….
Silly me…

GNL
GNL
December 2, 2021 8:32 pm

Hoax

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  GNL
December 2, 2021 8:33 pm

That’s what I was wondering. Kinda has that feel.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Abigail Adams
December 2, 2021 8:52 pm

But her look of disgust at that sub par kitchen and the wall paint (of all things) appears real, and I don’t think she has excellent acting skills in her.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Svarga Loka
December 2, 2021 9:02 pm

It has an ‘acted’ feel to me with the husband and friends in the background…BUT, I could be wrong. Nevertheless, this is exactly how these kind of women act…and their husbands. Husband is just as much to blame for allowing himself to be treated that way. I just really can’t stand liberal women…nor their beta husbands.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
December 2, 2021 9:12 pm

Pure contrarian

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GNL
December 2, 2021 9:11 pm

Really, not much for human behavior.
Retard.

Leah
Leah
  GNL
December 2, 2021 9:14 pm

Could be.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Leah
December 2, 2021 9:29 pm

One perspective.
We engage. Put forth our ideas.
And move on.
The strong will survive.
Despite the opposition.
Time will tell.
Good luck to all!😎

someitguy
someitguy
December 2, 2021 8:33 pm

It’s about 10 years old and it’s a joke.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 8:36 pm

Now I understand why the two stoves and twin coffee pots, that landwhale of a whinging bitch needed all that for a Snack.
That land whale is not a joke, that is seriously Obese. Good Lord what does she eat, Lard

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
December 3, 2021 9:57 am

Why do you think they need two stoves?

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
December 2, 2021 8:47 pm

Will show this to my son to teach him how to recognize women who are not marriage material.

Could she not have at least pretended to like it, just to make her husband feel better? And then later gently mentioned how maybe the wall paint could be changed to something more to her liking?

cornflake_jackson
cornflake_jackson
December 2, 2021 8:48 pm

Men have become pussies. They do not say “no” to their women and they have made it their life’s work to make the broad happy. Not my job. Ask that’s gonna get you is a doormat for a back so she can wipe her feet on you. The only guy with a head on his shoulders is the dude in the background who says, “Whadda bitch.” Give that man a cigar. I’m married, this would never happen. Never. Like old Ben Franklin said, “Go into marriage with your eyes wide open and half closed thereafter.” That poor slob did neither.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  cornflake_jackson
December 2, 2021 9:06 pm

Thanks, Cowboy😎

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 9:07 pm

Ride that pony.
Like to see how far that gets you😎

Cow Farts
Cow Farts
December 2, 2021 8:49 pm

Waiting for the new bedroom sequel.

Leah
Leah
  Cow Farts
December 2, 2021 9:23 pm

Lol. Oh gosh. Will it include a waterbed? Will she be happy enough? Will a flood ensue because she loved it and it popped bc they fucked and it couldn’t withstand it all? Or, will a flood ensue bc she hated it and poked a pin to make it go away? Tune in for the next episode!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Leah
December 2, 2021 9:50 pm

Not ever going to happen.
No way there is any intimacy in this relationship 🤓

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
December 2, 2021 8:50 pm

As soon as she said “I don’t like the color” I killed the vid
That’s one ungrateful pig. Felt really bad for the guy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Quiet Mike
December 2, 2021 9:46 pm

That’s the point. She could care less what her guy did for her.
She wasn’t in charge.
Bitch.

a9racer
a9racer
December 2, 2021 8:57 pm

Burn it down and walk away.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 9:16 pm

60k on the kitchen??? My whole house and 4 acres…20K…And my wife? Polar opposite, SWEET and SEXY!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 9:52 pm

One lucky guy!

Wilbur Ross
Wilbur Ross
December 2, 2021 9:31 pm

Three of us got it AP. Very good cammo job.

GNL
GNL
  Wilbur Ross
December 2, 2021 10:43 pm

4

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 10:16 pm

Have fun; brainiacs
Enjoy the phantasy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 10:17 pm

Wake me when they’re done.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
December 2, 2021 10:25 pm

When she said she wanted two stoves and coffee machines she was implying (naturally hubby didn’t read her mind AGAIN) the items were to be placed in separate abodes after the divorce.
What’d I miss?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 10:28 pm

Like it!
Cowboy😎

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 10:59 pm

❤️

Arthur
Arthur
December 3, 2021 2:11 am

The kitchen is not the source of her discontent.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  Arthur
December 3, 2021 6:04 pm

Agreed. But it goes both ways.

Walter Johnson
Walter Johnson
December 3, 2021 6:21 am

Bugman FAIL!

flash
flash
December 3, 2021 6:46 am

I’ve built a few residential kitchens in my day and received change orders at 2 am from crazy witches, so yeah , they are out there and they vote too.

Unexpected
Unexpected
December 3, 2021 8:15 am

I would say she really likes the kitchen but is actually mad about something else.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
December 3, 2021 8:26 am

Had a challenging day yesterday and this was the text I got from my wife in response-

“The way we deal with stressful situations that arise unexpectedly is a testament to our character if well done. We have to rise above it, be kind and not appeared flustered. I can do it if you can.”

Not only has she maintained her looks and figure our entire married life, I get stoic encouragement from her whenever I need it.

There is no greater blessing in life than to marry well. Watching this poor guy try to do something for an ungrateful and shrewish slob really made me appreciate my good fortune.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  hardscrabble farmer
December 3, 2021 8:34 am

“There is no greater blessing in life than to marry well.”

That just screams Jane Austen!! 😊

You are a fortunate man, but I guess you already know that.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Abigail Adams
December 3, 2021 8:43 am

I have to admit that somehow I have never taken the time to read her works, so I went and did a quick quote search.

Loved them.

This fits quite well-

“I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  hardscrabble farmer
December 3, 2021 8:51 am

Do NOT leave this earth without reading her work. Start with Pride & Prejudice. Then watch the A&E mini-series with Colin Firth. Read & watch with your wife.

I believe you have young sons too? They should read it too. It will not make them gay. Young daughters should also read her. Make it an entire family affair. So worth it!

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Abigail Adams
December 3, 2021 8:52 am

Why Every Man Should Read Jane Austen

charlotte Corday
charlotte Corday
  Abigail Adams
December 3, 2021 9:23 am

Also Middlemarch by George Elliot

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  charlotte Corday
December 3, 2021 9:36 am

Silas Marner was my mother’s favorite novel.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Abigail Adams
December 3, 2021 9:12 am

My daughter is a big fan. I had something else on deck, but after reading the quotes I’ll move P&P into the rotation.

Ghost
Ghost
  Abigail Adams
December 3, 2021 10:05 am

Bridgette Jones’ Diary was hilarious because the character was such a fan and Colin Firth was in the movie!

A hilarious tribute to Austen.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Ghost
December 3, 2021 10:11 am

Yes, so funny! And anything with Colin Firth…well, you know…😍

Uncola
Uncola
  hardscrabble farmer
December 3, 2021 12:07 pm

It’s always rewarding to come to any sort of perspective and then find a quote from someone who came to that perspective long before me. The stoics, for example. I have more appreciation for their insights than I did as a younger man.

Regarding the Austin quote above: I know an 80+-year-old lady (unrelated) who, somewhere along the line, adopted me as her e-mail friend. This morning, she wrote to me these words:

I just love a good start to my new day. Reminds me of this is the day the Lord has made and I will rejoice and be glad in it. Which reminds that each day is a gift!

I wrote back to her: “It is, indeed, the “present” and it makes me GREATfull”.

Lol

It’s the little things.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Uncola
December 3, 2021 12:16 pm

It IS the little things, Uncola. Gotta notice the little things in the midst of chaos. She sounds like a great friend.

david
david
December 3, 2021 9:59 am

Sorry but I agree with her it looked like shit. When the video started I thought that was the kitchen he was tearing out before the “new” one went in. Seriously, didn’t you think that too?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  david
December 3, 2021 10:05 am

Agreed, it was awful looking, but when we saw what he picked for a wife it suddenly made sense.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
December 3, 2021 10:01 am

I think it’s likely that she said, “Well, if we ever remodeled the kitchen…” and he chose what she (mostly) wanted.

She’s a classless bitch. He’s a dumbass. They derserve each other.

But, the cabinets were an ugly shade. Too yellow.

BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
December 3, 2021 10:12 am

I bet he has to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot when he wants some action. Most times I’d bet he’s fucking a wrinkle in her fat.

Getting revenge on worthless bitches is AWESOME . Case in point.

My Junior year in college I met a gal right before the summer break. A smoking hot little blonde from Fernandina Beach Fl. She was on the college tennis team. We hit it off and got hot and heavy quick. I took a job delivering cheap furniture across the Mid-West with a frat brother whose dad owned the company….we had a blast. So I was gone during the week. We’d get together when I got home on Friday or Saturday and have a lot of fun .

I’d call Maureen while we were out traveling and I’d tell her when I’d be home from that weeks trip.

One Thursday evening I called her and set up a dinner date for Saturday night. That evening I got dressed in a suit because we were going to one of the best restaurants in Charleston at the time called The Cotton Exchange.

I went to her dorm room ( she was taking summer courses) and knocked on the door. Her room mate Beth came to the door and I ask her to tell Maureen that I was here to pick her up. Beth was a sweet gal and she said look Maureen told me to tell you that something came up with her family but the truth is she’s out with another guy tonight. I told Beth not to tell her a thing. I ended up calling an old gal friend and took her to dinner.

So a few days later I called her, told her that I understood and hoped that everything was OK with her family. She asked if I was mad and I told her nope.

That Thursday I called and made arrangements for she and I to party on the town Saturday. I picked he up at her dorm and we had a hell of a night,dinner,drinking,dancings and then back to my apartment where I put on my best performance and hit it for a few hours.

So we are laying in bed and she said that was awesome . I said you know what would be even more awesome ? What she asked ? I said it would be awesome if you’d put on your clothes and get the fuck out of my apartment…what, you think I’m stupid . Beth told me you were out with another guy…. This college has 6 girls to 1 guy and you can be replaced in an hour….so fuck off and get the fuck out !

I’ll have to tell about the same psychological shit I did to an ex-wife during our divorce …it was classic.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
December 3, 2021 5:01 pm

BTW, it’s still the same in Charleston. For us 60+ men, it’s 3.5 girls for each man. That holds tfrus pretty much across the board, even in Beaufort where we have a marsh house. Girls 45+ have no one to date, unless they drive to HHI and date some sleazy Noo Joisey ass.

I got lucky and met what I was missing all my life 3 weeks after moving to Charlerston in Dec. 2018.

BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/MORE BOURBON TOO.
BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO/MORE BOURBON TOO.
  lamont cranston
December 4, 2021 9:00 am

Lamont…I hope she’s a good Southern gal .

I’ll probably head down to Beaufort and Savannah after the holidays ……wife loves to shop there .