CHAPPAQUA, NY—Meet your instructor! MasterClass has announced its latest expert tutor, Hillary Clinton, who will teach a series of lectures about how to lose presidential elections.
“We are honored to welcome Hillary Clinton to our world-class lineup of instructors,” said CEO David Rogier. “She is one of the world’s foremost in losing so thoroughly and embarrassingly, having lost her presidential races every time she’s tried. And now, you will learn how to lose your presidential runs every bit as catastrophically as she did!”
MasterClass has several more Hillary Clinton classes in the works, including:
- How To Collude With The Russians
- How To Murder Your Enemies
- How To Protect Powerful Sex Predators In Service Of Your Political Ambitions
- How To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Wine In 10 Seconds
Rogier hopes this will empower a new generation of young progressives to ruthlessly pursue power at all costs.
In related news, Donald Trump has announced the release of his very own MasterClass, entitled “How to Never Do Anything Wrong, Ever.”
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Not funny in the age of “fortifying”.
When my brother told me Hillary did more for this country than any other woman. I almost barfed. That’s what overindulging in Scotch for 50 years will do to your brain.
He’s still your brother? I would have disowned him on the spot.
She is a despicable creature
I believe in forgiveness. He has many good points. But intelligent conversation of reality is not one.
Sounds like he has lots of Scotch for friends and family when they visit.
Huh.
I thought she was sick.
All a part of the show, I suppose.
In the olden days, the Kingflinger might have said something about the Masterbaters Class of Losing Erections, but now that he is a kinder and gentler Zentified stoic, we don’t have to worry about his making such crude jokes.
I loathe Hillary for being one of those privileged scunts that ruined it all for young girls like me born into a time and place inhabited by malignant narcissists like her, forced to witness the probably genocide of at least half of mankind in the years to come.
Cue Stuckenheimer!
I used to be good for 20-30 fuck this and fuck that’s per day. I’m down to a handful, or less. So, please, do not try to resurrect the old fucken Stucky.
Some Anon dickweed on the “Going East” thread said I exhibited “feminine emotional traits ” while wallowing in self pity. I responded by merely suggesting he get an emotional support dog! Now, the old Stucky would have unleashed a verbal torrent of colorful metaphors in an epic beatdown. But, he’s retired now.
Maybe Kamala got her dumb and unlikeable training from Hillary.
She went straight to the head of the class…and graduated smegma cum loudly
Let’s hope she adds that useless criminal cow Stacey Abrams after 2022.
FUCK HILLARY……DONE
Have you noticed how many worthless liberal bedwetters are part of this company, considering themselves to be “Masters?” One can only conclude that they consider the rest of us servants or slaves.
C’mon people. Give Hitlery some credit. When it comes to LOSING … as Tina Turner would say … she’s simply the best. Hence, who else should teach a masterclass on losing? This company finally got it right.