WASHINGTON, D.C—Justice Stephen Breyer has announced he is retiring from the Supreme Court, sparking intense speculation for who Biden will be nominating to replace him. In response, the President has pledged to nominate a woman of color for SCOTUS, since diversity hires have always strengthened his Presidency.
“I gotta go with what works, folks. And just like choosing my VP, I will select someone for SCOTUS based solely on her race and her gender,” said President Biden. “I did that last time and look how well it’s worked out for me. Everyone loves and approves of Kamala! She’s got a great laugh, comes across as extremely relatable, and just look at how she handled the border crisis so well!”
According to White House sources, the President is not interested in things such as competency, character, or any knowledge of the Constitution whatsoever. Instead, he’s only interested in immutable physical characteristics assigned at birth.
“What this country and what this court needs right now is a pair of X sex chromosomes and someone with more melanin in her skin,” continued President Biden. “Someone who can call me racist today and praise me tomorrow, that’s what we need!”
At publishing time, President Biden committed to begin the process of replacing all of his administration with diversity hires. He vowed to not stop until his entire administration was a diverse coalition of exclusively black women.
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This is satire?? I love the idea that race & sex means you’re totally competent for the job…so logical.
Just like going to a minority Doctor. You will always question if he really has the qualifications needed, or if he got promoted due to his ethnicity.
Looking for 3 quick laughs???
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2_3MjNhFwwE
Yesterday they were floating some trial court judge from the deep south.
What if he accidentally picked Janice Rogers Brown? Black woman, but arch conservative.
Guaranteed that it makes no difference who Biden nominates. They will have the primary qualification necessary for this appointment. They will vote in concert with Kagen and the Latina in every case. Biden might as well have said he would appoint a female chimpanzee to the court (and he will). Merits of the case,language of the law and constitution are meaningless. Communist orthodoxy is the only consideration.
She is also from the special ed class. Add another check mark.
I watched a video about candidates for the court and being a black woman seems to be the only qualification needed. Being Experienced isn’t mentioned or needed. I guess excluding people of other skin colors isn’t racist either.
LESBIAN NIGGER brought to heel for daring to step off the HoloHoax Reservation.
Bidens first choice for the court just disqualified herself to make way for Big Mike.
https://www.rt.com/op-ed/547966-goldberg-holocaust-view-racism/
Talk about checking off all the right boxes; Female. Kneegrow. Joo. Libtard. Dumb as whale farts. Ugly as shit.
Dammit, Whoppie had soooo much potential!
She was destined to avenge the appointment of Clarence Thomas and rejection of Merrick Garland in one fell swoop.
She just couldn’t shut up long enough to cross the finish line.
She is still as qualified as whoever Biden picks is.
I was kidding as in it was a joke. I don’t even use that word.
Ted Danson turned her into a homosexual?
The key to the selection will end up being the number of times the selection HAS NOT reversed at appeal.
Hope this links. An oldie by today’s standards.
https://imgflip.com/i/6360jy
Two parties of career criminals fake wrestling for power and profit while America slowly devolves into a chaotic battleground of idiots versus morons.