Biden Commits To Picking A Diversity Hire For SCOTUS Since That Worked So Well With His VP

Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C—Justice Stephen Breyer has announced he is retiring from the Supreme Court, sparking intense speculation for who Biden will be nominating to replace him. In response, the President has pledged to nominate a woman of color for SCOTUS, since diversity hires have always strengthened his Presidency.

“I gotta go with what works, folks. And just like choosing my VP, I will select someone for SCOTUS based solely on her race and her gender,” said President Biden. “I did that last time and look how well it’s worked out for me. Everyone loves and approves of Kamala! She’s got a great laugh, comes across as extremely relatable, and just look at how she handled the border crisis so well!”

According to White House sources, the President is not interested in things such as competency, character, or any knowledge of the Constitution whatsoever. Instead, he’s only interested in immutable physical characteristics assigned at birth.

“What this country and what this court needs right now is a pair of X sex chromosomes and someone with more melanin in her skin,” continued President Biden. “Someone who can call me racist today and praise me tomorrow, that’s what we need!”

At publishing time, President Biden committed to begin the process of replacing all of his administration with diversity hires. He vowed to not stop until his entire administration was a diverse coalition of exclusively black women.

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17 Comments
Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
February 1, 2022 10:23 am

This is satire?? I love the idea that race & sex means you’re totally competent for the job…so logical.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
February 1, 2022 10:31 am

Just like going to a minority Doctor. You will always question if he really has the qualifications needed, or if he got promoted due to his ethnicity.

mark
mark
February 1, 2022 10:51 am

Looking for 3 quick laughs???

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2_3MjNhFwwE

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 1, 2022 10:51 am

Yesterday they were floating some trial court judge from the deep south.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 1, 2022 10:54 am

What if he accidentally picked Janice Rogers Brown? Black woman, but arch conservative.

overthecliff
overthecliff
February 1, 2022 11:20 am

Guaranteed that it makes no difference who Biden nominates. They will have the primary qualification necessary for this appointment. They will vote in concert with Kagen and the Latina in every case. Biden might as well have said he would appoint a female chimpanzee to the court (and he will). Merits of the case,language of the law and constitution are meaningless. Communist orthodoxy is the only consideration.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 1, 2022 12:31 pm

She is also from the special ed class. Add another check mark.

Yahsure
Yahsure
February 1, 2022 1:02 pm

I watched a video about candidates for the court and being a black woman seems to be the only qualification needed. Being Experienced isn’t mentioned or needed. I guess excluding people of other skin colors isn’t racist either.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
February 1, 2022 1:20 pm

LESBIAN NIGGER brought to heel for daring to step off the HoloHoax Reservation.
Bidens first choice for the court just disqualified herself to make way for Big Mike.

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/547966-goldberg-holocaust-view-racism/

Stucky
Stucky
  Fleabaggs
February 1, 2022 3:06 pm

Talk about checking off all the right boxes; Female. Kneegrow. Joo. Libtard. Dumb as whale farts. Ugly as shit.

Dammit, Whoppie had soooo much potential!

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Stucky
February 1, 2022 5:31 pm

She was destined to avenge the appointment of Clarence Thomas and rejection of Merrick Garland in one fell swoop.
She just couldn’t shut up long enough to cross the finish line.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Fleabaggs
February 1, 2022 8:58 pm

She is still as qualified as whoever Biden picks is.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  overthecliff
February 1, 2022 9:10 pm

I was kidding as in it was a joke. I don’t even use that word.

flash
flash
  Fleabaggs
February 2, 2022 10:37 am

Ted Danson turned her into a homosexual?

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musket
musket
February 1, 2022 3:52 pm

The key to the selection will end up being the number of times the selection HAS NOT reversed at appeal.

Leah
Leah
February 1, 2022 9:24 pm

Hope this links. An oldie by today’s standards.

https://imgflip.com/i/6360jy

flash
flash
February 2, 2022 10:33 am

Two parties of career criminals fake wrestling for power and profit while America slowly devolves into a chaotic battleground of idiots versus morons.