Speed Wobble

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

If the ads on the Superbowl each year are like a Rorschach test for the nation’s mental condition, then this year’s ad-roll was a cavalcade of frantic hallucinations suggesting a near-complete detachment from reality for an audience of ADD-disabled cell phone slaves locked into a Big Tech induced consensus trance. You could barely tell what these advertisers were trying to sell in their commercials, the psychotic dazzle of half-second jump-cuts was so ferocious. One interesting note, though: people of non-color (PONCs) seem to have been magically sucked out of the universe. There, that fixed things for everybody else.

Snoop Dog’s half-time house party — Hollywood’s G-rated version of a BLM riot — heralded a real riot later on in downtown LA after the Rams’ victory. Fans lit-up a metro bus and tagged it with spray-paint. The police moved in… objects were thrown at them. I’m just sorry that Snoop didn’t bring out his friend and sometime co-star Martha Stewart to twerk for the multitudes — while, say whipping up a pumpkin mousse. That might have brought the country together after all these months of rancor. But, like I said, sorry, PONCs need not apply. Nor did Da Dawg invite onstage my favorite new pop star, Ski Mask the Slump God, composer of the hits “Faucet Failure” and “Foot Fungus.” Maybe next year… if there is a next year….

All this hearty good fellowship marks the journey of our country from a convocation of be-wigged founding fathers wielding quill pens in defense of liberty to a security-and-surveillance state of hebephrenic zombies lurching to a kind of failure that will make the fall of the Roman Empire look like a lawn sale of someone’s dead uncle’s chattels and effects. The drain-pipe beckons… but will America answer that call… or take a different turn?

Things are turning, indeed, out there… out in the truck stops and the households fending off repossession and the small businesses struggling desperately for survivial — even in the degenerate halls of government, state-by-state. The armature of Covid-19 tyranny is getting rapidly dismantled by politicians close to running for their very lives. The home-folks have had enough of their insolence and they’re sharpening the tines of their pitchforks. Events also conspire to put the schnitz on the alleged Globalists dream of digital tyranny — if there even is such a cabal of Globalists, which I’m not sure about, or just a coterie of feckless hacks swept along by a malefic zeitgeist, Canada’s Justin Trudeau being the poster-boy for that breed.

The timing has gone all awry on them. The Covid-19 hysteria draws to a close against their wishes to drag it on forever. Even the triple-vaccinated are sick of it — and not a few of them are sick because of it. Governments and the corrupt medical establishment won’t touch this info with a stick, but the morticians and insurance execs are hopping up and down about what looks like a supernatural die-off of folks between 18 and 60 generally not susceptible to early death. Kind of worrisome, a little bit. Anybody with half-a-brain left is declining the offer of yet another booster — though Dr. Fauci was still tirelessly selling them last week.

Mainly, though, the window-of-opportunity has closed, in the USA, anyway, for anymore vaccine passport nonsense, and with that goes the dream of roping every last citizen into a corral of total social control, including central bank digital currencies that would turn everyone into a yo-yo to be jerked-around by government.

“Joe Biden” has so far failed to deliver that war with Russia over Ukraine he promised us — which would be like two Craig’s List customers fighting over a twenty-year-old Jeep Wrangler up on blocks with the engine missing. Ukraine president Zelensky is a professional comedian, of course, so one must admire his gag of inviting “Joe Biden” to visit his country, the Gem of Eurasia, “in the coming days,” Mr. Zelenski said, “which will be a powerful signal and contribute to de-escalation.” Plus, all the pierogi and cabbage the US president can eat. All this made National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan gnash his teeth for the trouble he has gone to in prepping the sore-beset American people for World War Three.

But Mr. Sullivan has, perhaps, other things to think about. Like… what are all these offstage noises Special Counsel John Durham is making in the grand jury chambers? Something about Hillary Clinton, and the helpmeets surrounding her in the 2016 election (including especially Jake Sullivan), alleged to have fabricated the Russian collusion whopper that deranged the nation for four years and disabled a sitting president. They even managed to enlist the FBI and the CIA in that task. How’d that happen? Could Hillary have been that peevish? Anyway, it looks kind of bad for the National Security Advisor to “Joe Biden” having such an epic political fraud tacked onto his resume, with perhaps an indictment to follow. Standing by on his resignation….

Our NATO allies must be enjoying the rise of natgas prices beyond the level that many middle-class households in Euroland can afford to keep the heat on in the dead middle of winter, since they have to get so much of the stuff from Russia. Maybe jamming Ukraine into NATO, as America’s Deep State has been wishing and hoping to do, wasn’t such a great idea after all. Maybe NATO itself isn’t such a great idea anymore.

If World War Three doesn’t pan out for “JB,” there’s always a global meltdown of financial markets, banks, and currencies waiting in the wings to amuse and distract everybody from the post-Covid call for a long, hard look at what the pandemic was actually about. The story, in all its multiple, gruesome levels, has gotten away from them. So many public officials are standing naked that Washington looks like a nudist colony.

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34 Comments
Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
February 14, 2022 10:33 am

The tide must be going out, better grab a 12ga. and a float.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cedartown Mark
February 14, 2022 2:37 pm

12ga and “00.”

Doc
Doc
February 14, 2022 10:38 am

Wow, Jim! Great write, as always. I had to go look up the word Hebephrenic, but the rest was crystal-clear. The Jeep on blocks with no engine I got a good laugh out of, having been a professional mechanic for 50 years and seen these loons and their fixation on what everyone else knows is just junk.
Keep up the Good Work and Thanks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2022 10:38 am

You are an exceptional angst writer/rider, but….
Darn it, Jim!

“if there even is such a cabal of Globalists, which I’m not sure about”.

I’m Truly almost past Blaming “those who say they are, but aren’t”, “the thirteen Bloodlines that rule the world”,and all the other ‘conspiracy theories’ which are now borne out.

‘ I AM’ has definitely convinced me that One, and one third are the rulers of this world.

You are very brave, in addition to your writing skills, Please, may we have another?

mark
mark
  Anonymous
February 14, 2022 11:23 am

Hey Jim…what No Name said!!!

“if there even is such a cabal of Globalists, which I’m not sure about”.

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pyrrhuis
pyrrhuis
February 14, 2022 10:46 am

“PNOC” need not apply for commercials anymore…I personally refuse to buy from sponsors of blackwashed commercials….

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 14, 2022 10:54 am

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Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Iska Waran
February 14, 2022 11:01 am

Have you forgotten? They was “Kangs” and could fly and built the pyramids. Farrakhan said so. Has to be true.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Harrington Richardson
February 14, 2022 11:17 am

Nobody south of the Sahara. Plenty north of it….once.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
  Harrington Richardson
February 14, 2022 12:12 pm

You are correct. In the innercity elementary school that I was sent to do some student teaching, the kids were taught that the Egyptians had wings and could fly until the white people found out and put a stop to all of that nonsense.

How an adult can say such things with a straight face is beyond me. These teachers should learn to play poker as they’d be able to bluff everyone.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  NickelthroweR
February 14, 2022 11:10 pm

They can’t handle anything with numbers which is why you never hear of ziggaboo card sharks. But they can do things involving ounces and grams.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Harrington Richardson
February 14, 2022 2:16 pm

KANGS n’ FAY-ROWS!

That didn’t invent the wheel, the sail, or a written language. Not one of them.

Scot
Scot
  Harrington Richardson
February 15, 2022 2:42 pm

Maybe that’s why in 1000’s of years they couldn’t build a road. They could fly and didn’t need any roads.

Red River D
Red River D
  Iska Waran
February 14, 2022 11:04 am

What. They get to keep the loom and the screen printer? And those aren’t vines strung across the sky in the background. GIVE BACK THE JUICE CONDUITS, MAH’BOUBA’A-KIMBA!!! The canvas tarps you can keep.

Misfit71
Misfit71
  Iska Waran
February 14, 2022 12:28 pm

^The Real Wakanda ^

August
August
  Iska Waran
February 14, 2022 1:34 pm

“Imagine a world without Whites”

At least they’d still have their dignity and self-respect.

(cough, cough)

nkit
nkit
February 14, 2022 11:37 am

Kyiv….Kiev
Zelensky..Zelenski..

Was that on purpose JHK???

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
February 14, 2022 9:56 pm

Peking=Beijing
It’s from the New Woke Dictionary.

Heywood Jablomi
Heywood Jablomi
February 14, 2022 11:47 am

For what it’s worth that was the best half-time show ever.

Ginger
Ginger
  Heywood Jablomi
February 14, 2022 1:25 pm

I’d seen it before, then remembered this:

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ginger
February 14, 2022 7:34 pm

How the Men of Harlech dealt with things…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 14, 2022 7:35 pm

And how they “took a knee” for blacks.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Heywood Jablomi
February 14, 2022 2:39 pm

I didn’t see it, but am still sure it was not.

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
February 14, 2022 11:53 am

When I was trying to be an actor (about a million years ago) I would go on casting calls and be in a room with nothing but white, blond people. That was all they wanted for commercials at the time. Times do change though.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2022 1:03 pm

Nearly everything regarding advertising and the half time pathetic display of ghetto BLM was a complete propagandized lunacy to promote the Black narrative that everything is fine !
It’s not 15 % of America’s population are black and their individual failures in society cost billions to fix , repair or hide !
The looney toons left help hide a lot along with the NAACP & now the BLM . Admitting the facts are to difficult to tolerate .
Fact 20% of blacks do fine in modern society 80% do not and go full jungle mode at the first negative hurdle . They are simply not mentally equipped for modern societies where self control and personal responsibility must be the order of the day .

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2022 1:15 pm

There are gonna be an awful lot of people with that lost/joe biden look on their face when they confronted with the truth. I feel like Willy Wonka waiting for that August kid to shoot thru the pipe. The suspense is killing me.

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
February 14, 2022 2:01 pm

Fabulous! Unfortunately I went out for a dog walk at halftime and missed it all, but could hear it pretty well blasting boom-boom from parties around the neighborhood. I don’t get the public fed-up feeling in progressive ground zero Santa Cruz (they had the nerve to consider extending mandates beyond even psych-Newsom’s orders, but so far haven’t), but I’m a hoping protest happens. I amuse myself by saying “Look, there’s a black actor” every time one comes on TV in the clown car parade of them because .. I don’t know why but it seems to help with progressive onslaught disease. In last Tuesday’s city council meeting I reiterated my annual traditional request to the Mayor for a Mayoral proclamation of “White Man Appreciation day, but don’t make it April 1’s,t doesn’t work for me” (she’s black as was the one two Mayors ago who got BLM painted on the street in front of city hall before the Lesbian one who hung the gay flag laundry all over public buildings for 6 months). This was after the numerous invited black speakers vowing to tell the real history of black people to students, etc for 20 minutes after the Proclamation of black history month of which the betting line is -9990 it will be followed by proclamations of Muslim appreciation, gay pride summer, anti-asian hate day, etc. So, it’s hard to here to get jacked up with the prospects for liberty. Also discussed was enacting an ordinance controlling who gets those cannabis licenses with a 100% publicly supported state grant (with the extra government drones administering it), to train , finance, and otherwise support in the name of equity and diversity any possibly losers/automatic fail who fall into the following categories… live in squalor in Beach Flats neighborhood (mostly Hispanic/illegals), POC, previous conviction of cannabis, any extended family member of a previous convict of cannabis, veteran, etc. No other qualifications needed, but one of those is mandatory. Successful talented, well financed, or white people need not apply. Hey, you wrote, so I wrote.

August
August
  thetruthonly
February 14, 2022 2:08 pm

I haven’t spent any significant amount of time in urban California in decades.

Thanks for reminding me why!

Balbinus
Balbinus
  thetruthonly
February 14, 2022 8:05 pm

Why anyone would watch the stupor bowl is beyond me let alone the pigs on the half time show. And America wonders why God is beginning to send judgment on this sin sick world. What passes for “entertainment” in this world makes God sick. God will not be mocked.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2022 3:37 pm

Jim must have missed the one Irish Spring commercial.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
  Anonymous
February 14, 2022 7:33 pm

I’m proud to say I missed them all.
It’s a great life.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Two if by sea.
February 14, 2022 8:08 pm

Amen! The single digit IQ crowd probably liked it. Quit watching this crap 35 years ago when I developed an adult brain.

fujigm
fujigm
  Balbinus
February 14, 2022 11:57 pm

Never watched this crap.
And I still have a demented childish brain.

morongobill
morongobill
  Anonymous
February 14, 2022 8:05 pm

Let me guess, black Irish models?