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Might also be the imposed new normal with the next virus they spring on us.
Failure? I’m sure the fence doesn’t see it that way.
FAILURE….when you give yourself a wedgie
Nope. Those suits don’t block radiation at all.
They did for the astronauts of yore.
Thou art a wise girl for not wearing a mask, but with that body, my child, thouest should definitely cover more of it.
Confused her with Mary Magdeline.
The second Friday Fail of April and spring is in the air.
She even made the snow hard.
Let’s get the girl to try it first.
Honest, after a blizzard in N. Dakota, the next day the snow was usually froze so hard you could walk onto your roof. That’s not N. Dakota because her hands and feet might freeze in 30 seconds at -20F.
At least she didn’t hurt her boobs
Hi, I’m Doctor Bob. What seems to be the problem?
Patient: “I think I’ve got corona.”
Here, take this ivermectin and go home and get some rest.
So i’m at the emergency room because i fired a 3.5 inch ring shank nail through my hand. Doc asks “so you’re going to want us to remove this”.
Mt sinus’s keep acting up can you prescribe me a decongestant please…
“Is there something on my cheek? You’re all staring.”
Well see doc, he didn’t think it was funny bringing a knife to a gun fight.
some of these people are getting out of control with their piercings
That really sucks. That’s why I carry a gun and every woman should carry a gun: Scofflaw pulls out a knife, I pull out a gun; scofflaw makes any threatening move towards me with a knife, last conscious thing scofflaw does. Then I call the county Sheriff, a friend.
“He approached me with a menacing demeanor and obvious intent to do bodily harm. I used what I judged to be the least amount of deadly force necessary to end the threat.”
Learn it.
Know it.
Live it.
I’ll stick with
“I have nothing to say to you; contact my attorney.”
My attorney will state
“My client was nowhere near the incident in question at the time in question, and he does not own and has never owned any type of firearm.
“That will be all gentlemen. If you have any further questions, please contact my office.”
Every day is ‘Shut the fuck up Friday’
Captain, an ill wind blows.
‘Tis a wind nontheless.
And better than the doldrums.
Some day soon they’ll actually need this to avoid beheading.
Do you really think that the fence is there to keep us out? Do you know how to catch wild hogs?
So the troops inside the fence just need to come outside, lock the gates behind them, turn around, and lock and load?
That could actually work.
Big Bad Dogs and shotguns. That place is full of Rats and tunnels; go after them like Rattlesnakes.
Twerking is to dance, like hot dogs are to fine cuisine.
I like hot dogs. twerking is just disgusting
Excellent presentation…looks cocked so I hope it’s unloaded…
Cocked and locked IS the appropriate condition for a 1911. I know, because I’m old. Oh yeah, and I read the book.
But they make a 50.
Just sayin’.
You sure?
And they do make a 50 (great shot of Hickock ’45).
True but the 44 Mag has even twice the punch.
They just outlawed lynching, so I’m guessing that “beheading” will be next!
Should we have to follow whatever laws the left makes for us if they aren’t going to follow them?
The entire judiciary is corrupt from Roberts on down. The feds have abrogated their authority over us. I say fuck ’em, and install the full-auto sear kit.
I gave her something made in my own body, and she immediately ran to the bathroom to wash it off. Ungrateful thing.
Sure, sure it was a mistake😉.
Hear, hear!
here here too…
Yes, for most folks, the concept of a black on the supreme court is NOT a problem. The concept of picking someone who loves to let child pornographers and other degenerates out with a slap on the wrist, and who was selected ONLY because they are black and female….IS.
How do you know “it” is a female? “It” doesn’t even know if “it” is a female. So why is “it” applying for the spot for a female? Just wondering.
Aw c’mon man. She’s obviously black because she voted for Joe Biden, but what makes you think that she’s a woman? Are you a biologist?? 😉
Interesting facts;
Son: Sure, Dad. Say, where’s my gorgeous step-sister?
Or step mom.
Another Elon idea…
Runs on government subsidies, just like the others.
Oops! I “Bob”bled it.
What a coincidence. That’s precisely what I’m doing with my right hand.
Hypnotic.
is she practicing???
One day he’ll be a star in the Democrat Party.
Biden as a boy.
What’s funny is whoever held the camera let him do it. Older sister maybe?
He’ll claim victimhood and get gubmint money.
And you think going trans is easy…
Oh, go ahead Billy, it won’t hurt, really, I promise.
Sign in the back says “All you need is love”. Obviously, he didn’t get any brains.
Really…..it won’t hurt. It will make you start clogging. I promise.
I would like to point out that I am 95% certain that the woman and child in the very first image are relatives of mine. I feel honored, even though it isn’t one of my personal failures, and these are not blood relations. Way to go ladies!
Who says they aren’t fighting against THIS nation?
I think I will get an “F”.
fujigym practice
Classic fail.
It’s not “domed” using the top of your head.
It’s FACED for smashing your mug into noncompressibles.
Good mention for using sand to practice though…
…and this week in politics.
My offer still stands to supply the homemade hemp rope for this piece of human debris.
My offer still stands, to supply the homemade hemp rope for this piece of sub-human debris.
Me: “The only fix for stupid is death.”
I can’t stand that jerk!
This is one reason; the other is women don’t get nagged at for most of their lives.
Looks like someone disarranged his mind. Just what he needed.
Lots of folks could use a little mind rearranging.
Soon…
He just needed to air out his feelings.
He has an open mind…
Omg! Call 911. Somebody just shot the POTUS!
But in the bedroom…
Good catch!!
Hahahahaha!
I should tried that on our cats before they became expensive ashes in a box.
Nose gear collapsed upon touchdown.
Cat missed them replacing the laminate flooring with deep plush carpet.
Ha!
I don’t think these kinds of breeds are fair to the cat.
Get otta here, I got bidnuss…
Here, here
Where? – where?
Shehe sucks Chinese dick.
Three national embarrassments.
Good rant about Florida’s recent bill to protect early age schoolkids, Disney, etc. Tik Tok vid. Brief.
https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxkDth8rIGo-HT7lAxfaTGcpDW_LntoClGa_Gl1cTXhIGf9gqjCWQBmOyJcNyAX93o7YBab7LbGNTGGeKVSGnpZlw3wl7VcmS5x0krUQ6YU3rBm1cGv2pZyoyPUoZ6mBPDxk411
And they will be shocked and dismayed when we are coming for them.
Whoever downvoted this…FU…you are part of the problem.
Might I suggest an upvote (in all honesty & anonymously) if you too “skimmed” (i.e. ‘too lazy to read that number) OR a downvote if you (in all honesty & anonymously) actually bothered to read every digit in that number?
Might be fun…
. . . or a kind of Friday Fail in and of itself?
Well … he probably can’t say 867-5309 !
Not the first time a wealthy dimsum tried pulling off the homeless crazy dumpster diver guy. But he’s in the running right after howard hughes…
It also magically turns plain girls pretty.
I’ve never went to bed with an ugly woman but I’ve woken up with a few.
I think it’s worse to bang a chick who can’t speak a word of English.
There just ain’t much to say afterwards….
I had to pretend to fall asleep…
No, bro. That’s an ideal situation. No habla, night
A “2” at 10 becomes a “10” at 2.
And becomes a 2 again at 10 in the morning.
Like in that story with the pumkins. Hmm.
Why did you stick around until then? yick.
So proud…so proud.
The 2022 WEF challenge.
2029
A loaf of bread is 490 bucks, and I haven’t eaten in 3 days. So, go ahead, warn me about climate change if you’re anxious to die.
I’ve fished the same group of rocks at the base of the Galveston south jetty since 1966, and they still ain’t underwater.
You just weren’t there far all the global warming in 1900…
or 2017
Awesome!
Not to mention all of the ‘fossil fuels’ that went into manufacturing, transporting, and erecting them.
It’s not about climate change…
Nope, its about killing migratory birds.
After the useful life of the blades, they bury them!!!!
And the one I saw with a 55 gal. drums worth of oil on the ground from a broken gear box.
The Masters Golf Tournament is this weekend in Augusta Georgia.
I’d like to turn a new page.
Ahem.
Dogwood or azalea blossoms would have been more appropriate…just saying.
It’s Bluebonnet season here.
f.f. version…
Bitch-slapped by a pussy.
They cat knows that in another 9 months he’ll have to be dealing with the 14th illegitimate kid running around the house.
that’s photoshopped, you can tell by the dark thin outline around her. Plus the cat is not as in focus as she is
Yeah…dates….uh-huh…
I would’ve backhanded that uppity fleabag into the next room if he pulled that shit on me.
He would’ve been down to 8 lives, at the most.
Put the right tats on that and it isn’t a fail anymore.
Stylin’
Creative but disturbing. Super creative would be to have one that looked like the skull was missing and you could see his brain.
$3.95 bag of cheese puffs?
Son of a bitch, this cost $89.50.
Nappy Puffs.
Dindu puffin.
A pre-nkit teaser,
Imagine not having to imagine.
I had an opportunity to buy a tommy from the owner of the dive shop I was working out of… He wanted three grand for it, all original with a drum magazine. I was 2900 short… 3 kids, living in N vancouver and going to BCIT… I shoulda sold a kid… 🙂
Indeed! https://www.rockislandauction.com/detail/72/2564/class-iiinfa-fully-auto-thompson-m1a1-smg
https://www.thearmorylife.com/forum/attachments/1597993743_12-gif.10642/
The artistry of the kickback jiggle.
Back in 1990 it was pricey… but then so were the kids…
About $20k now. For the gun, kids are about 20X that number.
That’s ‘kidNEY’ … not ‘kid’ …
It’s Canada. What were you going to do with it, besides fondle it with the blinds drawn?
At least the kid will get you a beer out of the fridge.
Nope… I could take it to the range…
I used to have a prohibited license because I had a MAB palm piece, and at the time all that was needed was a license and registering it with the rcmp. When the PAL, system kicked in, it would have been grandfathered in with a prohibited allowance. Exactly the same way I acquired my original prohibited status… Which I gave up about 5 years ago because I deactivated the gun.
D Did you try turning the tap to H?
Jill Biden……
It’s great how f.f. is like a family, and we got each other’s 6.
This knowledge is for the younger f.f.ers.
Do we need to put an APB out on nkit? He didn’t do something unforgivable like taking the day off, did he?
Maybe he went to Florida to fish and hunt…….
https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article18849094.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Hannah-Barron-1696084
Diggin’ the underboob……
I did.
That’s what I did!
Liar! I saw an Albertosaurus creeping about the place last Saturday after I took a hit of LSD.
Liberal Stables Inc. LLC
Just wait until the neighborhood kids see him! Life expectancy measured in nano seconds!
Yeah, 50 f**king years ago. Today, xe is the “pride” of the neighborhood.
Yer dam rite
Beyond f.f.
That’s just sick
Wut—-now dat’s grody
Nkit mia?
…f.f. filler…
Whoa!!! Good thing she had on her mask to break her fall from getting street-faced!!!!
Lack of oxygen running with a mask and she passed out.
SCIENCE!!!
Had to rewind to see the mask.
It did not stand out as it did not have a contrasting background.
Makes it easier to hold up the liquor store I guess.
Obviously a “black on black” thing.
When grow a pair is lost in translation.
He can’t scratch his own head.
That’s just groady to the max, and just sick.
We proudly present the latest addition to our Women’s Olympic Swim team!
…and sticking with that theme.
but wtf?
Ah, built-in cup holder…..
And some women should ONLY wear yoga pants.
Where’s nkit!!?
I gotta get back to work!
More tits
I’ve been there and she was not dancing out front. Donuts were pretty good though.
Tits
It appears that the carpet matches the drapes. Yes…..maybe?
That one never gets old
Holy nutsackery, Batman!
Stupid fucker gassed it. Four by doesn’t keep you from spinning out.
bend over, I’ll drive
You know the guy that took this footage smelled the seat afterwards.
DirecTV, ATT, etc., banned OANN from its airwaves.
I hate DirecTV and ATT.
Whatever you were doing the last several weeks (when there were multiple pages of comments/postings), I could see everything. Today’s is back to only seeing ~1/2 of the graphics in the posted comments.
Same… but mine was because of the vpn I’m using. Surfshark,