Ministry Of Truth Announces Target Of Today’s Two Minutes Hate Is Tucker Carlson

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a darkened room in Washington, faithful followers of the Biden administration gathered dutifully for this morning’s Two Minutes Hate. Every day, zealous disciples of the Party come together to rile one another up in hatred and anger over a different target of the Party’s wrath. Recent objects of the Two Minutes Hate include LibsofTikTok, Elon Musk, and The Babylon Bee.

Today, it was Tucker Carlson.

The crowd writhed and jeered, slowly building in energy and hate as images of Carlson appeared on screen with words flashing across such as “racist”, “white supremacist”, and “look at that dazzling smile, it’s terrible!”

“Boo!” jeered the crowd, which was made up mostly of journalists and politicians. “Boo! Tucker is the king of filth, the king of slime!” Every member of the crowd attempted to outdo everyone else in their show of hatred for Carlson. One HuffPo writer began hitting herself in the head with a frying pan to show how much she hated Tucker, though she left the event early after she was laid off by HuffPo and had to get to her programming class.

The Two Minutes Hate crescendoed in wild jeers, hissing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth as the screen proclaimed, “TUCKER CARLSON: PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE,” and all the gathered journalists and other Party members rushed the stage in a frenzy to tear down the image of Carlson, though they didn’t do much damage, not having much upper body strength.

At publishing time, the Ministry of Truth had published this morning’s headline, approved by the Party, which read, “How Tucker Carlson Stoked White Fear to Conquer Cable.”

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10 Comments
Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
May 2, 2022 6:37 pm

“TUCKER CARLSON: PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE,”

Um…I don’t think so. He’s part of the game/narrative. I’m starting to question your purpose, BB.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 2, 2022 6:37 pm

About three months from no longer being satire.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 2, 2022 7:12 pm

Let’s face it, Tucker is controlled opposition 100% or else he wouldn’t be in his position on Fox. Anyone with that much voice is allowed to have that voice as long as they keep the gate.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Anonymous
May 2, 2022 7:14 pm

Exactly. My point above. Wonder why BB is playing this game. Been having second thoughts about their motive lately.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 2, 2022 7:57 pm

The more flack you take, the closer you are to the target.

James
James
May 2, 2022 9:13 pm

Any voices of opposition/sanity to clown world will listen to till proven they are enemies,that simple.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
May 2, 2022 9:36 pm

He works for Fox news. There’s your proof. That simple.

ursel doran
ursel doran
May 3, 2022 1:34 am

USA / Ukraine Charlie Foxtrot reviewed by Tucker Carlson. **VERY scary, very STUPID** moves by USA!!! Poking the Bear.
Pelosi & Schiff and the other Demo rats confirmed to be brain dead warmonger Neocons.

Oldtoad of Green Acres
Oldtoad of Green Acres
  ursel doran
May 3, 2022 3:09 am

Clown World on the big stage.

ursel doran
ursel doran
May 3, 2022 2:22 am

“The completely one-sided anti-Russia hysteria and agitation that is currently widespread in the West is therefore not only factually incorrect, but is primarily intended to distract from the West’s own role in the current drama. And it is meant to make us forget that the United States and its NATO vassals have been responsible for far more war casualties and war damage over the past thirty years than Russia has since the collapse of the Soviet Union and currently in Ukraine.”
https://mises.org/wire/decentralized-and-neutral