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You should see the sign in that restaurant’s restroom that says “Drop your pants before taking a crap”.
Equally, a sign in the toilets in Scotland at the back of the flush read – “If you can read this you are sitting the wrong way round” “If you have noted this, please donate in the saucer below.” The Scots have much to offer us in this time of austerity – this is what one Scot reported:
“I think the Scots acquired a reputation for frugality because they were frugal which is not a bad thing at all in my opinion.
Scotland developed the frugal mentality in the 1700s due to its financial crisis which bankrupted the nation. This was due to the foolishness of the Scottish nobility trying to emulate the Dutch, English, French, Spanish and Portuguese successful colonial exploits through a colonial outpost in Panama. Unfortunately it didn’t workout and left the landowners in extreme financial difficulty. The only way out was through a union with England who were prepared to prop up Scotland in return.
I think this had a long term consequence in influencing the Scots to be more prudent with their money. During this period the Scottish enlightenment took place where the Scots made some of the greatest innovation in finances which had long term impact in the western world and which still has an impact today.”
Bravo Scotland!
Every warning on everything has a story.
And usually a lawsuit that preceded the warning label.
My wife just bought a new vacuum.
On of the first warnings was “Do not use on any body part.”
I wonder what damaged body part caused that warning?
How are the idiots going to know since it’s written on the inside of the flap?????
Saw it captioned before “we’re not going to make it, are we?
There’s a pizza in that box! Just kidding.
I wonder if they now put warnings on Tide pods against eating them …
My wife got me the We’re Doomed hoidie for Christmas. I wore it to the holiday events.
Many asked about it, including the Mother in law. Wife told her Burning Platform.
She came by.
The times are a changing.
Thank you as always.
Now you tell me……
“open box before eating pizza” indeed. Anyone with the munchies know that the prize cardboard is UNDER the cheese, The oil allows just a thin layer to stick to the cheese. Adds more chew to the imitation mozzarella.
Where I worked a few years ago, they had to put “don’t stand on the toilet to poop” signs on the stall doors. Apparently the Indians that they have replaced us with were used to pooping in holes in the ground in their third world hell hole. I found it quite amusing, if not sad at the same time. Fucking third world hell holes which we are about to become.
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Did they put illustrations for those who couldn’t read? Someone could claim illiteracy.
Doomed is a polite way of putting it. Someone will still try to sue by saying the print was too small, or that it should have been on the top of the box, or some dumb shit.
that is there because…LAWYERS!