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Joe Biden can go straight to Hell
He doesn’t need to, he is creating right here in the USA. Well really, he is not capable of such a thing as he is just a brainless puppet and not the real cause.
I’m always amused when idiots want to argue the difference between socialism and communism. Here’s all you need to know:
Socialism = HIV
Communism = AIDS
We don’t want either one.
IT BEGINS AGAIN!
That meme steals a lot from Arlo Guthrie’s Alice’s Restaurant Massacree:
And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W’s. Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime. And there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother-rapers. Father-stabbers. Father-rapers! Father-rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father-raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, “Kid, what did you get?” I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay $50 and gave me pick up the garbage.” He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” and I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and gave me the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin’ about crime, mother-stabbing, father-raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.
The anti-gun crowd that has no clue about guns will only see, “hey, that’s two rounds too many, ban it.”
Look closer Void.
Loading the bullets in the magazine that way is a safety technique.
Learned that in the military…
And yet the Question Authority crowd is now the Submit to Authority crowd.
Yes, I saw it, hence my statement of what a clueless anti-gun person would see. YOU missed MY point.
It was the photographer or the assistant who loaded the magazine.
Neither knows a thing about guns. BUT someone at H&K had to ok the ad.
Probably the marketing director and he either missed it or he knows nothing.
Heckler & Koch firearms are top quality.
Indeed.
The whole world uses their MP5 submachine gun
because it’s VEY reliable.
One fine morning, 5 year old Johnny tells his mom he’s bored. His mother suggested he go next door where the men are building a new house and that he might learn something. Johnny returns a few hours later and his mom asked him what he learned. Johnny replied, “Well, the fuckin’ concrete assholes fucked up the slab and now the fuckin’ door jambs are out of plumb so the goddamn doors are all fucked up!”. The mother, shocked at what she’d just heard, sent him to his room telling him, “Just wait till your father gets home young man!”. When dad gets home he enters Johnny’s room and asks him, “What did you say to your mother!?”. Johnny repeated what he had said to his mom. The dad said, “Alright mister, that’s it! You go out to the backyard and get me a switch!”. Johnny replied, “Fuck you, that’s the electricians’ job!”.
Nothing says ‘smart and employable’ quite like a face tattoo
Tats on women is gross.
Like graffiti on MLK Blvd.
Is that a case of Celestial Monkeypox?
Nothing says I give up on life quite like a face tattoo.
one of the cuban speeders?
@ a 1.966 millennium falcon
Headshot.
Stop.
Back in the 80’s, a friend’s mother knitted dick and balls mittens. Great gag gift. Not enough stretch at that time to be practical. Wish I had still had them now…
If there is even a rumor of a urine test at work the next day, I am eating asparagus that night!
Says the fraudster himself.
I don’t mind swearing and fucking pussies. What’s the second type?
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe
Statistical Density is a genere unto itself.
dont turm a da light cause eye dont want ta see
My gawd! Do I feel intimidated!
Mickey and Minnie were in divorce court.
The judge says, “Mister Mouse, I see no evidence of mental instability in your wife. I’m not inclined to grant your divorce.”
Mickey say, “Judge! I didn’t say she’s crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
That’s how she figured to make herself look “hot”. It’s all comparative.
She gave birth to Shitavious!
Took the kids to the pool.
better than Velveeta Genitalia?
Well Joe…I was following you just fine till the “little Mexican midgets”. Are there big Mexican midgets?
That’s the second time I’ve seen a red ear on top of a fence post.
I wonder why they do that?
It’s for the view.