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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:55 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:44 pm

Hope the fish was scaled and gutted

Phil
Phil
  YourAverageJoe
June 10, 2022 2:05 pm

Well , let’s see. That looks like a section of bamboo. Bamboo grows in China. So, no, the fish was neither scaled or gutted. Or dead for that matter.

Mix
Mix
  Phil
June 10, 2022 3:04 pm

The bank cashier thanked me before I left the drive-thru.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Phil
June 10, 2022 6:47 pm

And cooked in recycled sewage oil.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:56 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:56 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:10 pm

Handy little tool.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:28 pm

Love the useless little plastic “hand guard.”

.ishmael
.ishmael
  nkit
June 10, 2022 10:43 pm

Anybody else think, chainsaw bayonet?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:57 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:12 pm

Dinners ready.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:37 pm

“Take out” dinner.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 4:57 pm

What is it about hillbillies that they don’t understand that motorcycles and picnics don’t mix.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:57 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:56 pm

Free Ukraine car wash. Compliments of the Russians bombing.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:58 am

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:58 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:26 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 4:59 pm

She’s going to end up married to the guy that works the business end of a garbage truck.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:58 pm

So, she’s upside-down dyslexic. Or, sweet on the boy to her left.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Machinist
June 12, 2022 8:18 am

Or just stupid. She is a girl.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:58 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:47 pm

Cats keep getting weirder

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:02 pm

“You mightn’t happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese—toasted, mostly—and woke up again, and here I were.”

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 11:59 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:30 pm

Polly likes the peanuts in Rover’s shit.

GT Void
GT Void
June 10, 2022 12:00 pm

Oxygen on the moon

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  GT Void
June 10, 2022 1:00 pm

A publicity photo from one of their many training sessions.

GT Void
GT Void
  Daniel Silvan
June 10, 2022 5:30 pm

Yeeeeah, training in the same place they landed.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:00 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:32 pm

…and the big hole?

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:04 pm

My Dad always said I’d find a girl just like Mom.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:39 pm

He’ll never beat the speed of a dachshund and a piece of bologna.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Mix
June 10, 2022 6:55 pm

He obviously didn’t know or care what was in the tortilla. Could’ve been the turd he left in the bedroom.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
June 10, 2022 7:31 pm

Weiner dog owner here.
Pound for pound the most vicious animal on earth.
Bred to go down holes alone and kill badgers, fox, and otters.
And they do scarf down meat.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 8:59 pm

So, we’ve got this badger problem.
We should start a 20-year breeding program to solve it.

Why am I reminded of the Bene Gessirit?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Dark Thoughts
June 10, 2022 11:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:01 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:40 pm

Seems familiar.
Didn’t we see this (same clothes, same ball) previously, except it ended in a spectacular lawn faceplant?
Practice makes perfect?

Mix
Mix
  fujigm
June 10, 2022 3:41 pm

Faceplant fans never forget.

GT Void
GT Void
June 10, 2022 12:02 pm

Expectation vs Reality

GNL
GNL
  GT Void
June 10, 2022 12:19 pm

You can do a lot with photoshop.

Mix
Mix
  GNL
June 10, 2022 3:45 pm

Just ask an Emma fan.
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GT Void
GT Void
  GNL
June 10, 2022 5:32 pm

Yeah, like the curve of a globe earth, fake planets (i.e. pluto with the face of pluto on it), multiple fake and differing images of what Earth looks like from space and more! All admitted to by a CGI artist at NASA.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  GT Void
June 12, 2022 8:23 am

Just haven’t gotten that sarcasm thing down quite yet, eh?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:02 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:47 pm

Ubergating

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:03 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:52 pm

Still takes coal to make it run.
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Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:59 pm

Greta Thunberg Day Parade!

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
June 10, 2022 11:55 pm

Case built 9 of those traction engines. This is the only one left as I understand. It was built based on available information and scrounged and fabricated parts. It’s pulling a 44 bottom plow made up of 22 John Deere 2 bottom plows.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:35 pm

Mammals have a fun gene.

GT Void
GT Void
June 10, 2022 12:03 pm

No Such Space Agency

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
June 10, 2022 3:44 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 5:34 pm

Perfect shot of that tin foil and curtain rod lander that would kill anyone who got inside in a so-called radiated and vacuum space. wake up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GT Void
June 10, 2022 9:42 pm

Those hills are NOT the same.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:04 pm

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samthere403
samthere403
June 10, 2022 12:04 pm

“Whoever is taking Mt. Everest size dumps…” I think that was me.

Mix
Mix
  samthere403
June 10, 2022 4:03 pm

congrats sam
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
June 10, 2022 7:36 pm

21 Courics.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  samthere403
June 10, 2022 9:03 pm

Just dropping the kids off at the pool.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 1:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:08 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 5:03 pm

Shoots and ladders?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
June 12, 2022 1:39 pm

Hahahaha

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:09 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
June 12, 2022 1:39 pm

Hah

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:06 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
June 12, 2022 1:40 pm

Purrfect

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:05 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:04 pm

That’s probably got a foul taste to it.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts

fowl

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Dark Thoughts
June 12, 2022 8:30 am

Thanks, my fingers were typing faster than my brain could process.

GT Void
GT Void
June 10, 2022 12:05 pm

Quiet on the set!

bug
bug
  YourAverageJoe
June 10, 2022 8:53 pm

They faked the pics once, so you’re gonna take more fakes as proof?

Read “Wagging the Moondoggie” by Dve McGowan at the center for informed america. It will set all your doubts to rest.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  bug
June 12, 2022 1:44 pm

Why would I read a book about faking space missions from a guy who’s never been on one?
Chicken and egg sorta thing.

Americans walked on the moon and Trump one the 2016 election, and you think both statements are lies.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 1:37 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 12, 2022 8:33 am

An over-excited fun gene! I use to have fun throwing frisbee with my 2nd dog. Same excitement.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:06 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:22 pm

Just like 9/11!

david
david
  GT Void
June 10, 2022 1:30 pm

There’s no question that WTC 7 fell this way but I have never seen building fall the way 1 and 2 did, from top to bottom. How did they achieve that?

GT Void
GT Void
  david
June 10, 2022 5:37 pm

Thermite and explosives. They had to do things differently to make it appear as planes. People ignore the first-hand accounts of the first responders and rescue crews about rivers of molten metal flowing for days afterward.

ursel doran
ursel doran
  david
June 11, 2022 12:14 am

Only one force on the earth that can convert hundreds of millions of tons of concrete, steel internal girders and aluminum cladding to Dust in 8 seconds.
Back pack nukes with the radiation dialed down to almost Zero.
The emp force Melted the paint on exposed side of cars some distance away, set some tires on fire.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:07 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:57 pm

Trade hat for a scorpion and you’ll see some real fun!

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:07 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:51 pm

AHHHH…The vindaloo.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:08 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:34 pm

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Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Mix
June 10, 2022 9:08 pm

Practically perfect in every way.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:09 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:37 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 12, 2022 8:36 am

If he really wanted to show off his machismo, he would have laid his “crank” on the table instead.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:09 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:48 pm

Who drinks that much wine to make a cork obstacle course?
A cat lover.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:10 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:21 pm

Helluva back-up lights!

But I have question, if you drive it backwards, does the gas tank become more full?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:10 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:07 pm

Ramp-faced.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:11 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:08 pm

Finish-faced.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:11 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:17 pm

A girl scratching both her beavers?!?!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:47 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Anonymous
June 12, 2022 8:40 am

Him: Good girl. Now isn’t that better?
Her: I hate that you condescending son-of-a-bitch.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:12 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:09 pm

A stair-faced slinky dog.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:49 pm

Red Rocks Amphitheater.
I’ve seen some amazing rock shows there.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 2:50 pm

I got tear gassed at Tull and saw Steve Martin sing King Tut among many others. I lived about 10 minutes away in Golden and used to run the stairs 2 or 3 times a week.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MMinWA
June 10, 2022 3:55 pm

It’s crowded on weekends from all the exercising.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 5:13 pm

I hear the Gemstones are really good, but I prefer the sedimentary rocks myself. Did you see the metamorphics?

Phil
Phil

The Metamorphics were my favorite punk band back in the day.

And, what kind of music other than Rock could you have at Red Rocks?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 1:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:14 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:52 pm

Young Sylvester Turner’s first bath.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:16 pm

They think they are going to get rid of Juniors monkeypox with just water.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2022 9:53 pm

Now THAT’s a Biden voter.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:14 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:51 pm

Lebron James’ dog…

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:15 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:32 pm

If only women were that easy.
(well, the ones that you want, not the ones….. you know.)

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:17 pm

I don’t have a dog for security – I prefer a cat.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Anonymous
June 10, 2022 8:29 pm

Looks more like a jaguar.

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Rise Up
June 10, 2022 9:14 pm

Sweet! I’d like to own an ocelot.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Dark Thoughts
June 12, 2022 8:43 am

How many is that?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:17 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:53 pm

They let you do all kinds of cool shit in Dubai.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:34 pm

His shirt has something ‘life’ on it?
Or is it Lie?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:17 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:36 pm

And the truck still carries a 3000lb. ‘load’ after release.