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Hope the fish was scaled and gutted
Well , let’s see. That looks like a section of bamboo. Bamboo grows in China. So, no, the fish was neither scaled or gutted. Or dead for that matter.
The bank cashier thanked me before I left the drive-thru.
And cooked in recycled sewage oil.
Handy little tool.
Love the useless little plastic “hand guard.”
Anybody else think, chainsaw bayonet?
Dinners ready.
“Take out” dinner.
What is it about hillbillies that they don’t understand that motorcycles and picnics don’t mix.
Free Ukraine car wash. Compliments of the Russians bombing.
She’s going to end up married to the guy that works the business end of a garbage truck.
So, she’s upside-down dyslexic. Or, sweet on the boy to her left.
Or just stupid. She is a girl.
Cats keep getting weirder
“You mightn’t happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese—toasted, mostly—and woke up again, and here I were.”
Polly likes the peanuts in Rover’s shit.
A publicity photo from one of their many training sessions.
Yeeeeah, training in the same place they landed.
…and the big hole?
My Dad always said I’d find a girl just like Mom.
He’ll never beat the speed of a dachshund and a piece of bologna.
He obviously didn’t know or care what was in the tortilla. Could’ve been the turd he left in the bedroom.
Weiner dog owner here.
Pound for pound the most vicious animal on earth.
Bred to go down holes alone and kill badgers, fox, and otters.
And they do scarf down meat.
So, we’ve got this badger problem.
We should start a 20-year breeding program to solve it.
Why am I reminded of the Bene Gessirit?
Seems familiar.
Didn’t we see this (same clothes, same ball) previously, except it ended in a spectacular lawn faceplant?
Practice makes perfect?
Faceplant fans never forget.
You can do a lot with photoshop.
Just ask an Emma fan.
Yeah, like the curve of a globe earth, fake planets (i.e. pluto with the face of pluto on it), multiple fake and differing images of what Earth looks like from space and more! All admitted to by a CGI artist at NASA.
Just haven’t gotten that sarcasm thing down quite yet, eh?
Ubergating
Still takes coal to make it run.
Greta Thunberg Day Parade!
Case built 9 of those traction engines. This is the only one left as I understand. It was built based on available information and scrounged and fabricated parts. It’s pulling a 44 bottom plow made up of 22 John Deere 2 bottom plows.
Mammals have a fun gene.
Perfect shot of that tin foil and curtain rod lander that would kill anyone who got inside in a so-called radiated and vacuum space. wake up.
Those hills are NOT the same.
“Whoever is taking Mt. Everest size dumps…” I think that was me.
congrats sam
21 Courics.
Just dropping the kids off at the pool.
Shoots and ladders?
Hahahaha
Hah
Purrfect
That’s probably got a foul taste to it.
fowl
Thanks, my fingers were typing faster than my brain could process.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/news/apollo-sites.html&ved=2ahUKEwixoo7grKP4AhVrkWoFHRmtAJQQtwJ6BAgREAE&usg=AOvVaw2GTTzuw4V3bwCptYXEJtSC
They faked the pics once, so you’re gonna take more fakes as proof?
Read “Wagging the Moondoggie” by Dve McGowan at the center for informed america. It will set all your doubts to rest.
Why would I read a book about faking space missions from a guy who’s never been on one?
Chicken and egg sorta thing.
Americans walked on the moon and Trump one the 2016 election, and you think both statements are lies.
An over-excited fun gene! I use to have fun throwing frisbee with my 2nd dog. Same excitement.
Just like 9/11!
There’s no question that WTC 7 fell this way but I have never seen building fall the way 1 and 2 did, from top to bottom. How did they achieve that?
Thermite and explosives. They had to do things differently to make it appear as planes. People ignore the first-hand accounts of the first responders and rescue crews about rivers of molten metal flowing for days afterward.
Only one force on the earth that can convert hundreds of millions of tons of concrete, steel internal girders and aluminum cladding to Dust in 8 seconds.
Back pack nukes with the radiation dialed down to almost Zero.
The emp force Melted the paint on exposed side of cars some distance away, set some tires on fire.
Trade hat for a scorpion and you’ll see some real fun!
AHHHH…The vindaloo.
Practically perfect in every way.
If he really wanted to show off his machismo, he would have laid his “crank” on the table instead.
Who drinks that much wine to make a cork obstacle course?
A cat lover.
Helluva back-up lights!
But I have question, if you drive it backwards, does the gas tank become more full?
Ramp-faced.
Finish-faced.
A girl scratching both her beavers?!?!
Him: Good girl. Now isn’t that better?
Her: I hate that you condescending son-of-a-bitch.
A stair-faced slinky dog.
Red Rocks Amphitheater.
I’ve seen some amazing rock shows there.
I got tear gassed at Tull and saw Steve Martin sing King Tut among many others. I lived about 10 minutes away in Golden and used to run the stairs 2 or 3 times a week.
It’s crowded on weekends from all the exercising.
I hear the Gemstones are really good, but I prefer the sedimentary rocks myself. Did you see the metamorphics?
The Metamorphics were my favorite punk band back in the day.
And, what kind of music other than Rock could you have at Red Rocks?
Young Sylvester Turner’s first bath.
They think they are going to get rid of Juniors monkeypox with just water.
Now THAT’s a Biden voter.
Lebron James’ dog…
If only women were that easy.
(well, the ones that you want, not the ones….. you know.)
I don’t have a dog for security – I prefer a cat.
Looks more like a jaguar.
Sweet! I’d like to own an ocelot.
How many is that?
They let you do all kinds of cool shit in Dubai.
His shirt has something ‘life’ on it?
Or is it Lie?
And the truck still carries a 3000lb. ‘load’ after release.