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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:18 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 10, 2022 11:40 pm

Only possible in the modern era street-ball rules. Travel or double-dribble prior to the Magic -fake Aids/Hiv positive-Johnson era.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:50 pm

GO AVS!
STANLEY CUP BOUND!!!
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RJ
RJ
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 4:10 pm

2 Red Wing fans…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  RJ
June 10, 2022 7:41 pm

There is an ESPN documentary coming out about the
Aves/Wings rivalry. I cannot wait to see it.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 4:52 pm

Hell yeah!!!!

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
June 11, 2022 11:18 pm

See you Wednesday, Artiste…should be exciting…good luck..

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
June 10, 2022 11:41 pm

Umbrella success! he could have been far wetter.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 12:55 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 6:38 pm

Fauci always looked gay.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Machinist
June 12, 2022 1:12 pm

You should see the bulldyke he married.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:20 pm

My mrs. when I try to explain where the electricity comes from for all those electric cars.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:20 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:56 pm

How unfortunate.
She was just sitting down.
To eat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
June 10, 2022 4:25 pm

But if she stood every time she ate, that would be a LOT of standing.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  fujigm
June 12, 2022 1:13 pm

That bowl of sugar

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:21 pm

Didn’t spill a drop!!!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:08 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
June 10, 2022 10:18 pm

Next we’re gonna jump off a taaaall building just holding onto some straps… should be fuuuun…

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:20 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:22 pm

Not sure if he speared his nutsack or impaled his asshole? Maybe both.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:21 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:41 pm

Keeping an eye out for my balls.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:21 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:57 pm

Never gets old.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:16 pm

simplified;

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GT Void
GT Void
  Mix
June 10, 2022 11:46 pm

True fact; eating protein DOES NOT build protein in your body. That is like saying a woman has to drink milk to make milk- or any milk producing biological entity. Protein eating is another lie promoted by commercial industry. Protein is created in the body by sugar, oxygen, and nutrients from good eating.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  GT Void
June 11, 2022 10:08 pm

You sound like a vegan.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:22 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:58 pm

Worked for the cat.
Looks like it works for the brat.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 4:15 pm

Packers fan.

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:42 pm

From Wisconsin?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2022 10:01 pm

My dog.(the second one)

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:22 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:59 pm

Dirt FACED.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:20 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mix
June 11, 2022 11:54 pm

another case of Floral Monkeypox?

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 12, 2022 8:49 am

Friends don’t let friends run downhill drunk. Sucks to be her, friendless.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:23 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:43 pm

Attaboy!

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:23 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 10, 2022 5:25 pm

Where do I get some?

Machinist
Machinist

Geico.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

Reptile store.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 9:36 pm

My garage has quite a few of a larger variety.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:48 pm

My sons got some and they lived for 7 years.
All their friends got them and they died in a month.
The secret is they HAVE to have outdoor sunlight
I built a big wire cage and they stayed outside and fed themselves
all spring, summer, and fall. Winter we had UV lights and store
bought crickets but still put them out on sunny days.
Great pets, especially for kids. the rocket tongue feeding never gets old.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 1:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:25 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:47 pm

No comment.

Mix
Mix
  Machinist
June 10, 2022 7:25 pm

A retired carpenter, no comment.

UteSkinFan
UteSkinFan
  Mix
June 15, 2022 10:10 pm

No comment…

.ishmael
.ishmael
  nkit
June 10, 2022 11:04 pm

This is how you get a blind threaded hole on the other side of the plate. NASA/.mil method.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:26 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:29 pm

Here, borrow my cattle prod.
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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:27 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:03 pm

Ciertamente.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:29 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:38 pm

I can hear the Inuits laugh from here.
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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:30 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:50 pm

MMMMMM..

Gyros.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2022 10:08 pm

The next time you order a gyro.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:31 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:50 pm

Democrats trying to grab voters.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 10, 2022 2:01 pm

just voted

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 10, 2022 10:09 pm

voted D I’ll bet.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:21 pm
10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:16 pm

A democrat and a firearm are not suited for civilized society.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:58 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Mind the carpet!

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:33 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
June 10, 2022 3:06 pm

Hey, honey. Wanna go bungie jumping on our vacation?

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:37 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
June 12, 2022 1:30 pm

Anyone ever tie one to a cats tail?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:59 pm

Honestly, that looks delish.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:38 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 6:57 pm

Skip the white bread, I’ll have grits.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:39 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
June 12, 2022 8:55 am

Skip the grits…..I’ll have tits.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 1:49 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 3:07 pm

I disagree.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
June 10, 2022 4:37 pm

Enter the pea coat sleeve

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 1:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 1:20 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 2:39 pm

You’re killing me Smalls

fujigm
fujigm
  MMinWA
June 10, 2022 3:09 pm

Now there’s some tasty pics, CA.
I’ll take nkit’s Asian lass out for dinner and home for desert.
The beauty of good sushi is even if the date sucks, you still had good sushi.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
June 10, 2022 4:22 pm

We have a place here that has the best sushi I’ve ever had.
The owners brother lives in Tokyo and flies fresh Japanese
fish in every other day. Sushi Den.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 6:31 pm

I was notified when they had blue fin-their blue fin roll is to die for.

Machinist
Machinist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 7:02 pm

flies?

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 4:58 pm

Ahhh, nigiri in Shinjuku….

Machinist
Machinist
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 7:00 pm

All Roe no Wade.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
June 10, 2022 2:39 pm

Now you’re talking-The Sushi Den(and Boettcher) is about all I miss of Denver. No decent sushi in w Texas or AR and I’m not down for a trip into Seattle

fujigm
fujigm
  MMinWA
June 10, 2022 3:08 pm

Almost no decent sushi in Seattle, either.
Seattle’s following San Fransicko’s lead.
Bellevue’s still got some good places, though…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:56 pm

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said no one ever, nkit were Asian happy, but
REDHEADS!
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
June 10, 2022 10:15 pm

OH HELL YES !!!

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:42 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:59 pm

7-2022

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:52 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 8:11 pm

Haven’t had a white Russian in a month, no Kamora in the U.P. I had to import 10.50 liters. I’m good for a month+?. ps. BOB WHERE ARE YOU!
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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:53 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:04 pm

She’s a natural.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:54 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
June 10, 2022 7:10 pm

This animal is screwed up. The horn on his/her right is a left-handed helix and vice versa for its left.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
June 10, 2022 12:56 pm

nkit, how do you post yours? I can’t see more than ~10% of your postings. All the rest are blank. I see where others comment on whatever was posted, but I can’t see them. I just tried on Brave, Firefox and Edge.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  clayusmcret
June 10, 2022 1:24 pm

It might be your device is slow Clay.

Mix
Mix
  Ben Lurken
June 10, 2022 8:18 pm

My thinks are wuh?

nkit
nkit
  clayusmcret
June 10, 2022 5:02 pm

I use Firefox, Clay. Sometimes, (I suppose, depending on traffic) I get the same issue. I have to wait or refresh page. I think Ben Lurken is probably right. I think that is why admin changed the format, though I’m not sure.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:57 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
June 10, 2022 8:30 pm

It works, while on an automated computer assistance program, scream obscenities into your phone, and an operator will assist you “immediately”.
You don’t follow f.f. for noughfin.

.ishmael
.ishmael
  nkit
June 10, 2022 11:12 pm

Somebody posted elsewhere (IIRC), that loud profanity re female dogs works quite effectively, as well.

nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 10, 2022 12:58 pm

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