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79 Comments
TX Patriot
TX Patriot
June 19, 2022 2:38 pm

Beached whales are usually stationary!

Rio
Rio
  TX Patriot
June 19, 2022 6:44 pm

I am making $92 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $ninety five however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I’m my non-public boss.
That is what I do.. http://www.profit97.com

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  TX Patriot
June 19, 2022 7:10 pm

Not during mating season! *gag*

CCRider
CCRider
June 19, 2022 2:39 pm

Land whales with masks over their blow holes.

Red River D
Red River D
  CCRider
June 19, 2022 7:14 pm

I can’t believe it’s not BUTTER!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Red River D
June 19, 2022 10:27 pm

♫”Brown suet, how come you taste so badddd…”♫

ursel doran
ursel doran
June 19, 2022 2:42 pm

Mass psychosis is without a doubt. Mask up on a breezy day in the sun at the beach.
“Stupid is as Stupid Does.”
“Death is the only fix for stupid.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 19, 2022 2:46 pm

America, the fattest, dumbest poor people in the world.

Lolly
Lolly
June 19, 2022 2:49 pm

Better safe than sorry!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 19, 2022 2:59 pm

Ala Bill Engval….”Here’s your sign.”

another Doug
another Doug
June 19, 2022 3:03 pm

So they’re concerned about their health….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 19, 2022 3:05 pm

10 bucks says they are covered in sunscreen too. Wouldn’t want to get any immune boosting vitamin D to counter those jabs and boosters.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
June 19, 2022 3:22 pm

There she blows!! (well, somebody had to say it!)

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  WestcoastDeplorable
June 19, 2022 10:08 pm

“He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.”

ConcernedCitizen
ConcernedCitizen
June 19, 2022 3:25 pm

We’re gonna need a bigger bottle of sun tan lotion.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  ConcernedCitizen
June 20, 2022 5:58 pm

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Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
June 19, 2022 3:26 pm

Thank god it’s not a nude beach.

Zero Fuchs
Zero Fuchs
  Trapped in Portlandia
June 19, 2022 7:22 pm

They’re not skinny dipping, that’s for sure.

Machinist
Machinist
  Trapped in Portlandia
June 19, 2022 8:47 pm

Are you sure you could tell if they were naked?

Mustang
Mustang
June 19, 2022 3:30 pm

The Sheeple
America deserves judgment

bigfoot
bigfoot
June 19, 2022 3:30 pm

“Joe, don’t you feel it’s a little embarrassing to be walking around with Ethyl? Her mask clashes with her swimsuit!”

Leah
Leah
  bigfoot
June 19, 2022 10:47 pm

His response, “So does yours, but I’m talkin to you, right?”

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
June 19, 2022 3:32 pm

Walking heart attacks.

KaD
KaD
  lamont cranston
June 19, 2022 10:36 pm

Yeah, and in the meantime the taxpayers get to foot the bill for their dozens of medications while they piss and moan about have a $1 copay.

GNL
GNL
June 19, 2022 3:35 pm

I think one of those maskers are my mother in law.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 19, 2022 4:02 pm

At least 12 gallons of bio diesel.

subwo
subwo
  Anonymous
June 19, 2022 4:30 pm

I shave with soap in a cup with a brush. It is all made in China now and I wonder if it was made with rendered fat from executed China men.

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  Anonymous
June 19, 2022 6:43 pm

Soylent Brown.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Cedartown Mark
June 20, 2022 9:47 pm

yellow

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
June 19, 2022 4:09 pm

Multiple comorbidities …

flash
flash
June 19, 2022 4:37 pm

LIFE IS EASY IF YOU BE GREASY

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 19, 2022 4:46 pm

It’s Putins fault!

Thorhees21
Thorhees21
June 19, 2022 5:09 pm

Destroy belly fat in one dose of ?????

Machinist
Machinist
  Thorhees21
June 19, 2022 8:52 pm

A paracentesis.

KaD
KaD
  Thorhees21
June 19, 2022 10:36 pm

Lead?

boron
boron
June 19, 2022 5:16 pm

Oh! to be young, slim, and beautiful – again

Ginger
Ginger
June 19, 2022 5:19 pm

“I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumblin’ down
I feel my heart start to tremblin’
Whenever you’re around…”

Aro
Aro
June 19, 2022 5:52 pm

The result of a (once) rich nation. Only rich and comfortable nations can get that fat. Solvency is lost a lot faster than weight…

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 19, 2022 5:53 pm

NYC Yankees enjoying some Florida Sunshine and fresh air (they will also share how they do it in NYC and what we are doing wrong whether you want to hear it or not). We pray they find us more rude than they are and they go back to their urban paradise ASAP.

Hollow man
Hollow man
June 19, 2022 5:58 pm

Vaccinations you SOBs for my health!

Winchester
Winchester
June 19, 2022 6:37 pm

I am fucking blind now

Warren
Warren
June 19, 2022 6:39 pm

“I can’t breath” .

Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  Warren
June 19, 2022 6:45 pm

Where’s my EBT?

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
June 19, 2022 7:00 pm

Caption Contest:
Fat Ass Biden Voters

Old Krank
Old Krank
June 19, 2022 7:02 pm

Typical Biden voters on their way for another 12-pack of Brawndo.

Stucky
Stucky
June 19, 2022 7:05 pm

“LLPOH meets hot babes on an Australian beach.”

Yup, I’m sticking with that one.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
June 19, 2022 9:39 pm

Blow me. But accurate. Sigh.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 19, 2022 7:10 pm

Did anybody realize there was a dude behind those land whales, looking fit and no muzzle on?

Jim
Jim
June 19, 2022 7:44 pm

Preparing for their visit to Orient Beach!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 19, 2022 8:23 pm

Typical June Saturday at Lake Somerville.

Machinist
Machinist
  YourAverageJoe
June 19, 2022 8:55 pm

Did you mean Crystal Lake, you know, where Jason hangs out?

Thrakatuluk
Thrakatuluk
June 19, 2022 8:26 pm

I bet at least one of them is a director of health policy at some local hospital and they feel entitled to tell you how to stay healthy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 19, 2022 8:30 pm

Biden voters for sure and if the election were decided by weight or volume, then yeah, he won.

Bob
Bob
June 19, 2022 8:41 pm

These face masks don’t seem to be working for weight loss either…………….

Machinist
Machinist
June 19, 2022 8:44 pm

Re: those fatties walking on the beach.
The woman in front: “My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

No Consent
No Consent
June 19, 2022 8:45 pm

Call me Ishmael.

Machinist
Machinist
June 19, 2022 8:56 pm

Yo Mama’s so fat, her beach blanket would cover the Atlantic Ocean.

falconflight
falconflight
June 19, 2022 9:05 pm

Of course they feel swaddled in the tentacles of Uncle Stasi-Sam. Feed me Seymour!

73amxman
73amxman
June 19, 2022 9:16 pm

Harpoon them whales! They could give Moby-Dick a run for his money.

Olddog
Olddog
June 19, 2022 9:30 pm

‘I was thin, once”.

Llpoh
Llpoh
June 19, 2022 9:38 pm

If they go in the water there will be one hell of an oil slick.

49%mfer
49%mfer
June 19, 2022 9:38 pm

Long pork, on the hoof. Gonna have to trim a good deal of fat, but they could feed the family over the long, cold winter.

KaD
KaD
June 19, 2022 10:34 pm

American land whales.

Leah
Leah
June 19, 2022 10:41 pm

Guy to girl with the floral pattern mask, “At least you tried to accessorize the mask to yout swimsuit like I asked you. Mine matches. There is no hope for her.”

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
June 20, 2022 3:25 am

“being over weight is just a evil construct concerning health by the hateful people”.
“Finally, we’re getting the affirming coverage our bodies demand”.
“we’re healthy. I FINALLY found a psychologist who says so”. “Yeah, whose to say we aren’t”?
“lunch at the all you can eat Sushi”?
“hell, to the yeah”!

SaltyOldCracker
SaltyOldCracker
June 20, 2022 6:41 am

“AAA”s

Average American Assholes.

Boogieman
Boogieman
June 20, 2022 7:21 am

OMG, Is there no shame?

Chuck Fina
Chuck Fina
June 21, 2022 10:53 am

Sharks call that a 3-day-buffet