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On the other hand, his buddies cheered loudly.
After 2 months’ wages, Jeff bought grandma a new table.
In the sequel, Aladdin is arrested as a fraud. It bombed at the box office.
B’dum bum.
magic carpet faced
Needed more shit and piss.
The blue bath.
I want to know who was willing to let him get their car for a ride home.
Why?
Because that’s a passenger seat you don’t want to sit in…
I didn’t know those buckets had a quick release switch!
They do, actually.
But you’re supposed to do that on the ground when swapping out.
I’m impressed
Got the jab later that day, now Yuan’s dead.
Move along.
Those dogs have been doing that for 2 straight weeks now.
Give them a break, knit.
Wow! I’d like to book them for my next big yard party.
Still get 1 in 10 fast food orders wrong.
The Fun gene can strike at any time.
A little ass can be a lot of fun……
Big tits help…
Cenotes are deeper than they look from the ground, some allow diving…..really beautiful.
Vaginal springs flow red once a month.
In parts of China they yell dinner’s here!
Have you seen the snake?
Never believe anything you see in a picture.
Unless it’s on the internet
That’s so 假
Butt munched.
Dreaming of mauling small animals is so enjoyable.
Stop by my private office.
We’ll talk about your career.
Mudpuddle-faced.
Urine it for the fun.
Fireworks in El Salvador.
Just in case, wear this tannerite diaper.
I’ve seen less tattoos on a Russian mafia gang member.
Funny how someone is sucking on something.
NOT a liberal arts major.
Oh, deer, that was nice.
Dinner in 2 years.
Why wait?
You just waste the tenderness.
Jed, that doe has been in the cannabis patch again!
Awesome.
Biden’s plan to refill Lake Mead by adding fatsoes began today.
Russian vodka and a babushka, lookout!
That was an impressive TITal wave.
and she’s not even blonde.
…chrome off a trailer hitch.
The blonde streaks were enough, apparently.
Pro
do that shit in phx in the summer…50′ of hot water in the face
So, of course I wrote, “Jake the turtle sensed movement underneath him and exclaimed, ‘Holy fuck!'” and just like that my career as a children’s book author ended.
You should have used “Holy shit!” instead.
Mitch McConnell out for a swim.
Harmless manatee.
That’s ‘personatee’, you misogynist bigot.
fujigm your the best.
Verticle tail ?
did something similar in a bar once. we had ping pong tables out back and kept the paddles and balls behind the bar.
I tossed the hot bartenderess a ping pong ball, and she caught it. Later, I tossed her another. Still later, I tossed her another.
Then I tossed her an paper ounce cup of mayo. She caught it and it squirted all over her hands and shirt.
LOL
Brilliant !
All that beer wasted. Oh, the humanity!
Load bearing open back shelving needs stretchers.
STRETCHERS
Dog bowling! Perfect strike, mark it 10 dude.
All these years, she still never got out of the way.
I’ve got some applications for a much larger version.
demoncratic?
Thought it was going to be an easy meal ……………….dumbass.
Maybe if we build a large wooden badger….
Time for a 4×4 22-mile liquor run.
I’m back, after a Hemingwayish neighborly drink”s” and a Zappa discussion, all is well in physical hell. Yuppers give materially but gain spiritually, Our bastion holds Egypt’s wealth. The internet is forever, so facts are only for the Godly at heart, being dual, (mortal, and eternal), man can make the body become a spirit and gain the ear of GOD.
post; Truth is always the victor.
glad you’re back..
Cat heaven
Lions just love chocolate snacks.
When a chair becomes a toilet.
what do you mean don’t look them in the eyes…?
Hatari
Dang, eyes just be guiding.
Put this in the “and a moment later” category.
Good sport
best to leave when you see the cray cray eyes
Smart champagne.
How Melanie discovered what a tiny prick Ed has.
Office floor-faced, with a touch of chin melon bounce.
Liberal.
No self respecting man would do that.
Hopefully, he was flapping his jaw when he chin-bounced and bit the end of his tongue off.
Soccer tennis, not as popular as they hoped.
I think that’s a shuttlecock.
So that would be soccer badminton.
Even less popular.