DON’T BE A DUMBASS

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CCRider
CCRider
August 7, 2022 1:00 pm

At his next flyover he shit on him.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  CCRider
August 7, 2022 6:53 pm

Bombs away!

fujigm
fujigm
August 7, 2022 1:55 pm

Clearly, AP.
Some people have too much time and too little brains.
What a waste of time.
The post title stands.
He’s a dumbass.

ken31
ken31
August 7, 2022 3:17 pm

You mean you don’t have a film crew following you around AP? I thought everyone did. I usually spin my sandwich like a basketball when I am eating it. I have to bite fast to keep the center of gravity.

fujigm
fujigm
  ken31
August 7, 2022 11:35 pm

I’m can’t afford a film crew following me around.
I can barely afford my theme music crew…

musket
musket
August 7, 2022 4:19 pm

Fast mover ….on station……where do you want the ordnance…….

Machinist
Machinist
August 7, 2022 4:41 pm

Hey bud, you can always eat crickets.

TampaRed
TampaRed
August 7, 2022 5:55 pm

that reminds me of when i was just out of high school in 1976—i worked at busch gardens at one of the hamburger stands,back when they stereotyped us & put the guys on the hot grills & the girls up waiting on customers–
even though we were many miles from the gulf,many seagulls were attracted there–at lunchtime there would be a 100 or more gulls flying around–
to make matters worse,there weren’t really enough food facilities there so when it was busy people could easily wait in line for 30-45 minutes between waiting to have their order taken & the food being cooked–
you can imagine people’s anger when after all that time & laying out $15-16 for the family to eat,they would be carrying a tray & seagulls would either steal the food or more often crap on it–
it was such a problem that mgmt had some of the bird trainers 4 the garden birds such as the macaws try to train the gulls to stay away–
as i recall,they finally gave up & said the gulls were too stupid to train–

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
August 7, 2022 6:58 pm

Surprise and speed of attack: the bird is master over the dumbass human.

Rommel, Billy Mitchell, and Bedford Forrest would love this video.

brian
brian
August 7, 2022 7:22 pm

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA… I luv it… If it were for real…

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2022 11:14 pm

He gonna gets bird pox after that fuck’n.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
August 8, 2022 5:53 am

“Be thankful for the fools of the world. If not for them the rest of us could not succeed.” – Mark Twain

VOWG
VOWG
August 8, 2022 5:55 am

Seen that many times in Florida. Kids would get stuff grabbed all the time, ice cream, hot dogs, fries, a sandwich. Those sh-t hawks are fast.