Paul Pelosi Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To Return To Nancy Pelosi In 5 Days

Via The Babylon Bee

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Insider trading expert and husband of the Speaker of the House Paul Pelosi has pleaded guilty to a DUI charge and has been sentenced to live with Nancy Pelosi again after 5 days in prison.

“You recklessly put innocent lives in danger, and I have no choice but to make an example of you,” said the judge at the sentencing. “In five days’ time, you will fly out to Washington, D.C., and move in with your wife Nancy. May God have mercy on your soul.”

Paul Pelosi will be forced to wear an ankle monitor which will prevent him from leaving the premises. At publishing time, his legal team was appealing the sentence.

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5 Comments
ATarese
ATarese
August 25, 2022 12:39 pm

“I am a high profile person…”….Officer’s dashcam footage:
https://153news.net/watch_video.php?v=X35M4G7OBD8D

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 25, 2022 5:48 pm

All that money from insider trading and raping the government and he will still have to look at that ugly POS until the day one of them exits the earth. I wouldn’t trade places with him for $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Hell is forever.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
August 25, 2022 9:41 pm

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Art Vandalay
Art Vandalay
  Anonymous
August 26, 2022 5:23 am

He’d better be holding on to the soap bar mighty tightly when in the prison shower.