‘The View’ Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks

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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move designed to streamline the show’s format and make planning episodes much easier, ABC has announced that “The View” will now just be a solid hour of the show’s hosts beating white women with sticks.

“This isn’t so much a pivot in the show’s philosophy or overall direction, but more a simplification of our focus,” said openly racist co-host Sunny Hostin. “We’ve always made it a point to villainize and shame any segment of our viewing audience when they don’t follow in lockstep with our opinions, but this change will allow us to cut through other distractions and get right down to what our show is meant to be about. Now let’s whip some white ladies!”

The announcement was met with a mixed reaction, as even former co-hosts voice their disapproval. “I certainly don’t agree with this new format they’re pursuing,” said Elisabeth Hasselbeck. “I mean, I spent years fearing for my life and being chased through the halls of the studio by a hungry Rosie O’Donnell, but at least they tried to maintain a pretense of impartiality back then.”

If the format change is a success, producers are open to pushing the envelope even further, including introducing more weapons and feeding conservative guests to lions.

At publishing time, co-hosts Ana Navarro and Whoopi Goldberg had already begun selecting white women from the show’s studio audience to hang from the ceiling as human piñatas.

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13 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 7, 2022 4:38 pm

The funny thing is that without white women watching that show, nobody would pay a nickel to advertise on it.

falconflight
falconflight
  Iska Waran
November 7, 2022 7:10 pm

And make dregs of society like Snoop Poop Dawg, millionaires.

WDS
WDS
  falconflight
November 8, 2022 8:30 am

Conservative black businessman = “Uncle Tom, House Ni66er, Sellout to his pippo”.
Black rapper recently shot dead over a dice game = Tragic loss

Unreal huh?

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Iska Waran
November 7, 2022 8:03 pm

Karma’s a bitch….

Now, it’s a Karamel colored bitch beating white bitches with sticks….

But do the sticks identify as oppressed??

I love equality….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
November 7, 2022 10:17 pm

Funny thing is, the white women watching the show probably do need a good beating with a stick until they come to their senses.

Jocko
Jocko
  Iska Waran
November 8, 2022 6:00 am

I don’t know a single white woman that watches it now, they must all live in blue states.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
November 7, 2022 4:56 pm

This is NOT satire. They REALLY would love to beat white women with sticks.

~ Roach

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 7, 2022 5:56 pm

Here’s a thought that’s a bit of a twist on their idea…it won’t last long for programming purposes though…..

Econman
Econman
November 7, 2022 10:03 pm

That would be ok if they were beating the correct 1s, the real racists: white, liberal, female Karens!

Econman
Econman
November 7, 2022 10:04 pm

Bill Burr’s jokes on white women are not only hilarious and on-point, but correct. He says they’re blaming every problem in the world on white men. Well, if that was so, who the hell was standing right beside them the whole time cheering them on? Who was giving them ideas the whole time? Hypocrites.

Obbledy
Obbledy
November 8, 2022 6:15 am

Idk, most of the time they talk like jealous 14 yr.olds petty and demeaning!…..

WDS
WDS
November 8, 2022 8:26 am

Goldberg isn’t going to use the piece of re-bar she has for a cane? I’m shocked.

Falcon101
Falcon101
November 8, 2022 10:00 am

Funny how Whoopie will only marry a White Man, but, she’s more than willing to beat white Women? Hypocrit!