I TOLD YOU NO ANCHOVIES ON MY PIZZA!!!!

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39 Comments
80% Fraud
80% Fraud
November 16, 2022 3:23 pm

In the 1970’s I worked at a pizza shop in the city, this happened every weekend, usually at 2am

and one customer came in every Tuesday night small anchovies pizza burnt to the crisp

RiNS
RiNS
November 16, 2022 3:28 pm

Not one of them can throw a punch , FFS!

MICoyote
MICoyote
  RiNS
November 16, 2022 3:53 pm

Looks like a bunch of girls fighting!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MICoyote
November 18, 2022 12:08 am

Gotta love the Dago going full Sal Mineo with the ladle…..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Colorado Artist
November 18, 2022 2:02 am

That was just gay fag adrenaline overload. Fuckin A it was funny!

He thought he was doin’ something, but it was just ladle whuppin after all.

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
November 16, 2022 3:32 pm

Is that you, Austin, Texas?

GW
GW
  Ooze the other one
November 17, 2022 6:47 pm

Area code 718. Parts of NYC.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 16, 2022 3:32 pm

I don’t think that was about the pizza.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 16, 2022 3:35 pm

When the chef hits your eye with a big pizza pie that’s a moron.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
November 18, 2022 2:05 am

THat’s a lotsa mozzerella
That’s a gooda fora you.
It make a tighta poopy
Makes a stinky poota too.

Boogieman
Boogieman
November 16, 2022 3:48 pm

I like the guy hitting the other guy with a ladle. Brings back memories of mother, It was either a ladle or shoe.

musket
musket
  Boogieman
November 16, 2022 4:03 pm

Wooden spoon…..or rolling pin.

Boogieman
Boogieman
  musket
November 16, 2022 4:08 pm

My brother and I, oh how we would laugh, that is until my father got home..

Dirtscrather
Dirtscrather
  musket
November 16, 2022 6:50 pm

Mine used a ping pong paddle. Sounds harmless, but she used it sideways like a tomahawk and she aimed at our heads. Even when we blocked it with our forearms it left big lumps. I got shivers just thinkin’ back on it.

Leah
Leah
  musket
November 16, 2022 8:38 pm

Same. Mom used a wooden spoon after sibling and I mouthed off that her hand no longer hurt.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  musket
November 16, 2022 11:04 pm

whatever was close at hand 4 her to grab —

CCRider
CCRider
November 16, 2022 4:03 pm

This is what I do when someone puts pineapple on my pie. Some things call for an ass-whoopin.

Iggy
Iggy
November 16, 2022 4:06 pm

That’s why I don’t go out at night lol.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 16, 2022 4:41 pm

I thought only blacks did this shit.

Iggy
Iggy
  Trapped in Portlandia
November 16, 2022 4:46 pm

With blacks it usually ends with someone in a body bag.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 16, 2022 5:00 pm

But but Trumps running for president

Fuck my name
Fuck my name
November 16, 2022 5:04 pm

White niggers? Damn… They’re even better at nigging.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 16, 2022 5:10 pm

Mama Mia! Somebody got called an inside-out Sicilian.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 16, 2022 5:11 pm

Now youze cant leave.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
November 16, 2022 9:26 pm

Source, please … what movie?

Stucky
Stucky
  Anthony Aaron
November 17, 2022 5:15 am

A Bronx Tale

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 16, 2022 5:11 pm

Go get your shine box.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 16, 2022 5:12 pm

Who’d you call Fredo?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
November 16, 2022 5:12 pm

Where the jokes write themselves, pie-zann.

Uncle Reno
Uncle Reno
November 16, 2022 5:46 pm

“I’d like a pizza to go; no anchovies”

“No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man, I spell my name Danger!”

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
November 16, 2022 7:22 pm

This (ain’t nothin’ but a) House Party… {J. Geils’ song “No Anchovies, Please” almost made it here. This song is more fun and fitting to the chimp-out, IMO}

Leah
Leah
November 16, 2022 8:10 pm

Dey be on the light side of da famee.

nkit
nkit
November 16, 2022 9:54 pm

I dig anchovies on my pizza, and on my scrambled eggs…

THe Central Scrutinizer
THe Central Scrutinizer
November 16, 2022 10:02 pm

That is some funny ass shit right there! I lost track of how many stooges I saw, but it was WAY more than 3. No one ever fucked around in any kitchen I worked in. They knew it was a one way ride in a meat wagon. I’m deeply disappointed no one pulled a pizza cutter on the berserker. Cut his face into 8 slices!

Fucking pussies. smh.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 17, 2022 6:06 am

Yep. Dem boyz definitely need mo melanin…

“greater skin pigmentation makes Black people inherently superior to white people.”[12] Jeffries claims that melanin makes Black people “compassionate and peaceful,” whereas its absence in white people makes them “violent and cruel.”[13]
https://www.unz.com/ejones/put-yo-chain-on-nigga/

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
November 18, 2022 2:00 am

Fucking retard has no color …bruh.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
November 18, 2022 2:09 am

Why did no one bring a gun to this shit show? I would have.