QOTD: THANKFULNESS

What are you thankful for today, besides not being a turkey?

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26 Comments
Crawfisher
Crawfisher
November 24, 2022 1:07 pm

I am thankful for Family, Friends, and TBP!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Crawfisher
November 24, 2022 1:19 pm

Amen

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
November 24, 2022 1:18 pm

I’m thankful for that pic of the raccoon! My dear departed Dad used to keep them as pets. This reminded me of a hilarious story he told me about his coon and some idiot who broke into his apartment while he was at work.

Seems the coon would nap on the bookshelf right by the door. When the intruder “let himself in”, Dad’s raccoon proceeded to make like an angry hat. Dad came home to a ransacked, blood spattered apartment…but the coon was on his bookshelf perch like nothing happened!

It turned out to be one of his maintenance assistants, whose head looked like it lost a fight with a blender full of barbed wire! Not hard to piece together that crime. So, Dad fired the guy and promoted the raccoon.

RayK
RayK
  The Central Scrutinizer
November 24, 2022 5:57 pm

roflmao

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  RayK
November 25, 2022 7:50 am

I think they refer to that here on TBP as “fuckin’ around and findin’ out”.

fujigm
fujigm
November 24, 2022 1:22 pm

I’m thankful everyday I’m vertical.
Someday it’s gonna end.
But not today.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
November 24, 2022 3:01 pm

Right side o’ the dirt = Thanksgiving every day.

James
James
November 24, 2022 1:24 pm

I am grateful for friends/family/roof over head/4×4 van/so far country has not become full blown pineland(coming soon).Today me bird day is actually blts with bacon from a friends pigs/eggs from chickens I am caring for next door and of course stuffing!Tis local chow and tastes great!

ATarese
ATarese
November 24, 2022 2:46 pm

As I look back on a lifetime of Thanksgivings gone by, I’m so thankful I was a Baby Boomer and grew up just in time for at least the last 20 years of the greatest party ever thrown on Earth. I’m so grateful to have had the chance to celebrate sharing so much mutually supportive freedom, adventure, innovation and especially the musical grandeur with my generation.

Despite just as much shenanigans as ever going on politically through it all there was never a greater number of people on Earth so unified by musical respect under such a huge variety of style preferences nor the bar of excellence ever set so high for so long by every genre of music and we knew it. It was and still is my refuge of authentic joy, hope and freedom when my soul needs to be reminded what it feels like.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 24, 2022 2:52 pm

“Happiness is itself a kind of gratitude.” ~ Joseph Wood Krutch

“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” ― Marcel Proust

“Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.”
― Thich Nhat Hanh, Peace Is Every Step: The Path of Mindfulness in Everyday Life

“Great things happen to those who don’t stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

“Piglet noticed that even though he had a Very Small Heart, it could hold a rather large amount of Gratitude.” ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Cultivate the habit of being grateful for every good thing that comes to you, and to give thanks continuously. And because all things have contributed to your advancement, you should include all things in your gratitude.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

MORE: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/gratitude

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 24, 2022 4:09 pm

I am thankful that someone had the good sense to invent bacon.

Stucky
Stucky
November 24, 2022 4:13 pm

I’m thankful for having lost most of my teeth …. have lost a lot of weight.

I’m thankful I no longer have sex …. saved a lot of money not chasing pussy.

I’m thankful I joined the Senior Center last month (I really did) …. seeing 80+ year old women doing “chair yoga” cures me of even THINKING about pussy.

I’m thankful I beat to death a racoon …. cuz it pissed off a lot of people, and that makes me happy.

I’m thankful for shit covered pine needle tea …. just because ‘fuck you’, that’s why.

But, MOST of all …. I’m thankful I’m not this guy!!!!

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
November 24, 2022 4:21 pm

Stuck see: “ I’m thankful I no longer have sex …. ”. I imagine there is at least one female that is thankful Stuck no longer has sex, too.

Stucky
Stucky
  Llpoh
November 24, 2022 4:33 pm

I thought you croaked.

Thankful I was wrong! Post moar often Chief Biggus Dickus.

BL
BL
  Stucky
November 24, 2022 4:58 pm

Should I be thankful to have the Rona for Thanksgiving? If you don’t hear from me again, the Rona got me.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  BL
November 24, 2022 5:21 pm

No, that would suck. Sorry to hear that.

BL
BL
  Llpoh
November 24, 2022 5:39 pm

Thanks Chief, good to see you.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
November 24, 2022 5:04 pm

Hiya Stuck – I am having trouble getting motivated, plus I am happier at the moment ignoring the general doom of the world as best I can. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Stucky
November 25, 2022 6:23 am

You keep telling people you’ve got no teeth and you might end up with more sex than you can handle.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
November 24, 2022 4:25 pm

I am thankful for family. Today, we hosted 3 of 5 kids, 8 of 11 grandkids and all four greats. Our health is good enough that we could cook for this large crew, eat, laugh and chase the littles around the acreage.

We are so blessed by God the Father and have been given salvation by the Son. He is so good.

James
James
  TN Patriot
November 24, 2022 4:57 pm

I am thankful I learned the dangers of osb and finger jointed products.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 24, 2022 4:38 pm

I am thankful I have no children. I could not cope with knowing that their world will never be like the one I grew up in and likely will be a totalitarian/dystopian nightmare I would not want to live in.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
November 25, 2022 6:27 am

P x 6

Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance ,ie: children

GNL
GNL
November 25, 2022 12:40 am

I’m thankful that my aging parents have not experienced any cognitive decline. Seeing them today was great.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  GNL
November 25, 2022 6:29 am

Aw, c’mon. Alzheimer’s is great. You get to meet new people every day.

Leah
Leah
November 27, 2022 11:23 pm

Positively thankful for TBP. Thought I said this but probably didn’t hit post or something like that. Will be checking.